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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6h

If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aries: Fuck you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gemini: Stop wasting precious time and energy hating yourself. Let others do it for you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cancer: Vanquish your rapacity. Agglomerate your imperturbation. Then tomorrow, leave your thesaurus at home.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Leo: The power is out, the doors are locked, you know what you have to do.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Virgo: It won't be a "plague" of locusts, exactly, but still enough to destroy your lawn.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scorpio: It’s true love season for you Scorpio! Get out there and find your person. Oh you just missed them! Better luck next time.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sagittarius: Considering how many objects there are in the world, and the number of high up places or tall structures from which any of them could come plummeting at any moment, this is kinda going to be the most normal week of your life.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Capricorn: All you need to do now is criticize someone for the way they dress and your transformation into becoming your mother will finally be complete.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aquarius: It’s a great time to buy a plane ticket to some exotic country, the police are en route to your house.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pisces: We should always try our best. So if you’re going to be a failure, be the biggest and best failure the world has ever seen.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY IGNORING REALITY IN THE HOPE OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT OF HAPPINESS

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gemini: Stop wasting precious time and energy hating yourself. Let others do it for you.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cancer: Vanquish your rapacity. Agglomerate your imperturbation. Then tomorrow, leave your thesaurus at home.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Leo: The power is out, the doors are locked, you know what you have to do.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Virgo: It won't be a "plague" of locusts, exactly, but still enough to destroy your lawn.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scorpio: It’s true love season for you Scorpio! Get out there and find your person. Oh you just missed them! Better luck next time.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Capricorn: All you need to do now is criticize someone for the way they dress and your transformation into becoming your mother will finally be complete.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aquarius: It’s a great time to buy a plane ticket to some exotic country, the police are en route to your house.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pisces: We should always try our best. So if you’re going to be a failure, be the biggest and best failure the world has ever seen.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As many of you know, I was fired from my non-profit job one week ago for my social media. I was there for ~9 years & had built a career. I have special needs kids who will need my help forever. I'm terrified, but determined. If you ever wanna tip me, it would be appreciated. ko-fi.com/emceekayvee

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aries: Now’s not the time for major decisions, Aries. Take this time to assess and take stock of things, but also know that the rest of the year doesn’t look great for you either.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Taurus: Big things are happening for you soon. Big, awful, horrible things.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gemini: A Gemini is someone you can trust to help you hide a dead body, but you can’t trust them not to dress the body up in a clown costume and parade it around a bit.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cancer: As if the diagnosis isn't bad enough, your doctor will insist on calling it "Lyme's disease.”

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Leo: Expect romance on the horizon. Do not expect it to ever come closer to you than that.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Virgo: Love and prosperity are in the stars this week! A gazillion miles away. Pretty to look at, though.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Libra: The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is doing nothing about it.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sagittarius: Take some comfort in knowing that at least you’re providing a nice show for everyone as they witness your catastrophic downfall into oblivion.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Capricorn: One skill that will help this week is hibernation. Seriously. Try to figure out how to turn into a bear.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aquarius: Much like a turtle carries their home upon their back, you may also find yourself beneath a home: a single-wide trailer, hiding from the cops.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pisces: At long last your patience is soon to be rewarded! Probably feels good to hear, doesn't it? A little glimmer of hope? Because you read a post online that justifies continuing to do nothing. Awesome. Well, I'll leave you to it.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aries: Now’s not the time for major decisions, Aries. Take this time to assess and take stock of things, but also know that the rest of the year doesn’t look great for you either.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Taurus: Big things are happening for you soon. Big, awful, horrible things.

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