Reposted by ClifyResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no 72002538
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The longer you look at the sky, the more stars you see. It gives me hope. 011
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bad news, you're the 39th most influential bluesky account. Just missed the list. 011
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I didn't have my cheaters, couldn't read a label, and asked my daughter to read it to me. Later I'll be looking into houses at the villages 000
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 26/08/2026People keep posting on the community page about a dog on the loose in town. Leave that dog alone. It's the best day of his life. He's doing adventures 010
Reposted by ClifyClify @clify.bsky.social · 17/08/20261 be born 2 create a million passwords 3 die 35722
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They should make an anti-fertilizer, something that slows down your yard 000
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If it's wrong to microwave things so long you can't eat them for 10 minutes then I will never be right 000
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A bee just flew under the wall of this stall and flew around trying to land on me for a minute. I was really squirming around to avoid it. Now it's in the next stall over and I'm watching that guy's feet squirm. 110
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Unfollowing the account who put something on my tl that I don't want to seestatic.klipy.comHappy Little Girl Kelly EatingALT: Happy Little Girl Kelly Eating 020
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 08/08/2026And in the 90s, god created dark beer. It was called amber bock and it was good 000
Reposted by Clify🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/08/2026the average american streams eight spider-man movies in their sleep each year 12709159
Reposted by Clifyspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm no expert, but I play one at work for money and they seem to go along with it. 18129
Reposted by ClifyResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 31/07/2026What idiot called it a reply guy meltdown and not a bitter skeet symphony 5444112
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 29/07/2026No, I don't want to listen to your music. It isn't as good as MY music. 041
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Uploading this so the investigators know it wasn't the salad that killed me 021
Reposted by ClifyClify @clify.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Find someone who loves you as much as I love eating the dried up crunchy stuff from the easy cheese nozzle 001
Reposted by ClifyClify @clify.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Is everyone unbearable these days or is it just me? 0105
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Find someone who loves you as much as I love eating the dried up crunchy stuff from the easy cheese nozzle 001
Reposted by ClifyKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5168461334
Reposted by ClifyNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 10/07/2026This is for @clify.bsky.social only, everyone else please ignore 363
Reposted by Clifytrickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026while y'all were sleeping i was studying the blade (cake knife) 112641
Reposted by ClifyShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Millions of peaches, sure ok. But peaches for free? I have my doubts 1323551
Reposted by Clify𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/04/2026BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz now observing New York Stock Exchange hours. Lunch break sponsored by Goldman Sachs. 401297324
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Important parenting milestones achieved: ✅️First word ✅️First steps ✅️First recorder music concert 010
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 12/04/2026It's the masters weekend so I went out and played some shitty golf to celebrate 000
Reposted by ClifyJulia B. Chan @juliachanb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice 118108451582
Clify @clify.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Interviewed to be my boss today. If I get it, the first order of business will be replacing myself. 020
