Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 6hBtw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11” 351772305
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 9hJiavani is brave enough to say when a baby is ugly 433727
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hugh Jackman is my unfortunate doppelganger 81398
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nobody gives a shit when I do yoga in America 225726
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My friends are adamantly sort-of recommending Digger 161184
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Personally I’m starting to doubt the consciousness of people who work for Anthropic 857341
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have an almond mom but she disagrees with that title bc according to her almonds have too many calories to qualify as a healthy snack 93069
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They are married in theory, depending on what state you're in, and maybe not at all 21538
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don’t know how anyone stands for the national anthem 329223
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I saw a “doctor” over zoom and it was obvious she was gonna give me anything I asked for so I found another dr that required a long, in person test. Still waiting on the results but if that doesn’t get me a prescription I’m going back to that first dr 182140
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jack Whitehall and I are cut from the same cloth 5752
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thank god Robert Pattinson didn’t take his advice 719219
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He could have transitioned to politics and made American into a Scientologist nation 81702
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No matter what happens I’m certain we’ll learn nothing from this 2981153
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby 381477102
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The old “I saw my dead father’s ghost” excuse 31349
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art 101913401
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My girlfriend forgets I'm not her ex during sex 424115
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Netanyahu looked at Andrew Cuomo’s strategy and thought yeah more of this 1241026
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Theater kids take it on the chin... emphatically 630227
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We’re gonna have to start worrying about young looking people with dementia 2430419
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You can’t tell me someone died without saying how 1126919
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I got a container of soup that quoted Virginia Woolf on the lid saying “soup is cuisine’s kindest course” which is nice but surely there’s someone who said something positive about soup that didn’t walk into the ocean with rocks in their pockets 4953630
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jesus fucking christ the way capitalism can’t help but lead to a small number of psychotic individuals being involved in every aspect of society 1292296500
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This reminds me of when Norm died, I was at home with my first bout of covid, and I watched so many clips of him that my gf said if I didn’t stop she’d leave me. Can’t wait 123353
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out. 822615134
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have some notes for the suicide hotline 217611
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of the most pathetic rebranding attempts since Twitter/X 2024016
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Says the guy who won’t shut the fuck up about animals 1732622
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My grandpa would have turned 100-years-old today if he hadn’t double crossed me 849026
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 396209563491
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026England zoo makes huge advertising mistake 534449
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We can’t afford a house but at least we can build one with legos 2954036