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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I saw Ja Rule in concert this weekend and he was wearing a Nirvana shirt which was the most Millennial shit ever and I AM🫰HERE🫰FOR 🫰 IT.
A crowd of people under two giant screens showing Ja Rule rapping into a microphone.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
But can we like, fucking not?
News headline that reads “NASA wants US to be the first nation to put nuclear reactor on the moon”. In smaller text below “Updated 12 hr ago.” Below that text “By Alexandra Skores, Jackie Wattle”. Below is a picture of the moon 3/4 lit against a black background.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Roses are red Aardvarks eat ants
Screenshot of a news article with the headline “Italian soccer club Lazio fires falconer for posting photos of his penis implant.” Below is a photo of a male falconer, with a Carolina blue soccer shirt on, holding a falcon on one glove covered arm. The background is tiered, empty, dark blue stadium seats. Below the photos the caption is cut off but says “Mascot Olympia is recovered by falconer Juan Bernabé after escaping…start of a Serie A soccer match between Lazio and areas more. Updates 3:36 PM EST, January 14, 2025”
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
WARNING: Nature trail may contain NATURE.
Sign posted with dried leaves and trees behind it. The header is a white sans serif font on a navy blue background that says: Bass Lake Park. Under that in a navy sans serif font on a white background, it reads: Bass Lake Trail is a natural trail. Use caution while enjoying the trail as you may encounter: Tree roots, mud, rocks, wildlife, etc.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
This is Layla, my perfect lady bear
A perfect lady dog lying on a navy blue couch, her front paws resting on a fluffy white pillow, her tail fanned out. A window with open blinds is behind the couch. There is another pillow with white flower petal designs to her left.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
The font used by the Saints football team is straight up medieval scroll shit and only makes sense if it was written in stained glass in a dark, dusty pub nestled in the English countryside and not on a hoodie or jersey. How am I just now noticing this?? #graphicdesign #typography #checkyoself
A grey hoodie with the NFL team Saints logo printed on it: a black and gold fleur de lis above SAINTS written in black text
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
JFC Duolingo, I stopped using you for 3 weeks because I was IN THE COUNTRY of whose language I needed to learn and you change the app icon like I killed my tamagotchi.
The iPhone app icon for Duolingo, a language learning app in which Duo the owl looks like a struggling zombie. He is green with sweat beads on his face, eyes are bloodshot, one eye is drooping, his pink tongue is flopping out of his orange beak and a large yellow snot glob is dripping out of one nostril.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
“My husband Richard and I summer in Moscow, but we absolutely looove Afghanistan in the fall to watch the changing of the regime!”
News headline that reads “The Taliban says it wants people to visit Afghanistan. Here’s what it’s like”. Article by Sahar Akbarzai, CNN. Published 4:04 AM GMT+2, Thu Aug 22, 2024

Picture with the caption “Thai tourists pose for a picture during a visit to the Kart-e-Sakhi Shrine in Kabul during a March 2024 visit.Admiral Ackbar Star Wars Meme It’s a Trap!
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Y’all thought I was joking!!
Slleeves in a window seat on a flight wearing her dog’s bright pink, soft, velvety, inflatable e-collar because IT WORKS just as well as a human neck pillow.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Hear me out…
Justin Bieber’s “Changes” album cover from 2020 where his body is twisted with his face away from the camera, shoulder forward, covered in tattoos. The photo is saturated in red.Painted portrait of King Charles III from 2024 where he is standing facing the viewer wearing the uniform of the Welsh guards. His hands rest on top of a sword. The entire backdrop and his uniform are the same red, making his face the focal point.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
If you’re ever feeling shitty about yourself, just remember that the Sbarro in Las Vegas has a star rating of 3.3/5 and that seems pretty high so like everything is relative and you’re probably shitty but some people think you’re pretty good. Did this help?
A screenshot of Google maps showing the location of the restaurant Sbarro in Las Vegas on Ballys Dr. with a rating of 3.3. The description says “Fast-food chain for pizza & pasta.”
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
I believe the scientific name for these is “Mother nature nip slips” 🍄📷
Mushroom tops that look like human nipples growing out of lush, green grass.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Tonight my friend looked over my shoulder and in horror said, “Someone left their teeth on the bar.” And we looked and lo and behold saw this. Anyone want to guess what it really was?
View of a bar from the patron’s point of view. 2 black metal backed stools, a wooden bar with a tip jar and an unidentifiable object on it. Beer taps lined up against a metal wall behind the bar.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account:
Black and white movie screen still of Terri Garr, Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman from Young Frankenstein.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Friday 8am meeting doodles because why.
The word FUCK written in diagonally lined blocked letters, going vertically up the paper, next to a spiral notebook with a drawing of just the face of a monster-human with fangs screaming into the abyss. There are wrinkles around its mouth. Really it kind of just looks like it’s yawning because it doesn’t have eyebrows.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Thanks for clearing that up
A picture of a light switch with a label on it that says “Light Switch”
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
And workin’ overtime
Description of Medical care instructions that’s titled “Taking Care of Stitches (01:45)”.

Body text says “Your health professional recommends that you watch this short online health video. Leah how to care for your stitches to help them heal properly.”
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
What’s your sign?
Back of a street sign with purple graffiti that says “SOUP”
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
No, that’s PRIB-CI
Blurb of news article that says “The trial is part of what Neuralink is calling its “PRIME Study,” short for “Precise Robotically Implanted Brain-Computer Interface,” which aims to study
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
I am le tired but that’s probably because I’m also a little
Photo of the entrance sign to Lehigh University that says “Lehigh”. The sign is in focus while the background of a pot of flowers and a brick building are not.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
My little lady bear has to go under anesthesia to get a biopsy done today. Please send good vibes. ♥️🐶
Picture of the cutest dog in the entire world laying in a hole behind a park bench.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
I think we all fucking know why, Dennis
CNN headline that reads “Opinion: Why Trump is so ill-suited for giving testimony today.” Opinion by Dennis Aftergut. Updated 2:07 PM EST, Mon Nov 6, 2023
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
HOW TO SPATCHCOCK Step 1: Cut open chicken with scissors Step 2: Give chicken CPR because you killed it with said scissors
How to spatchcock
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
Instagram post from blatant.space of a disheveled cat puppet wearing an orange vest with the caption “you guys like cats”
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
I may have played a small part as well…
Tweet from @sllevs that says HUMANS: if you do not wash your hands after using the bathroom like you are scrubbing in for surgery, you’re the reason diseases are spread. This PSA was brought to you by the ridiculous amount of grown ass women I see just sprinkling their fingers b4 leaving the bathroom. I’m gonna throw up emoji.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
WELL WHICH IS IT??
CNN analysis headline that says, “‘Frasier’ reboot, ‘Goosebumps’ and 98 Degrees have us wondering…are we back in the ‘90s?”CNN headline that says, “Best Buy will soon stop selling DVDs”
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This is my skeeting uniform. What’s yours?
Still of actress Karen Gillian from the movie Gunpowder Milkshake standing in front of a shiny elevator background wearing a orange and white bowling jacket that is splattered with dirt and blood.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
This fanny pack is really clashing with my basic human needs. (And my outfit apparently) ** 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘒…𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵?
A photo of the hip area of a person wearing an American flag pattered fanny pack, over a hot pink shirt, and grey and white speckled pants. Wooden slats make up the background.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I call this one “sunny-side up” 🍄📷
Picture of a white mushroom with a yellow center surrounded by brown leaves and a few green leaves.
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social I found this one yesterday. This is the kind that gives me powers, right?
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slleeves 🎀 @sllevs.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Not impressed with my shit today.
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