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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/10/2026
in this economy??
screencap of anime OVA 'I Dream of Mimi' (1997) a female android is squeezing her rack and saying 

my breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory...
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anything can be mysterious if you just don't know things
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm not sure what's going on, but I've never let that stop me before
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 13/10/2026
what a nice church. probably a very nice god lives there.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me: getting my kids up for school is always like pulling teeth! my coworker, the marquis de sade: wow, that sounds amazing
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 28/09/2026
Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt.
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S07E12 Team Homer (3F10) 7 January 1996
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I came into this world screaming and I still haven't stopped.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
totally valid to reply to any work-related feedback with “get a life”
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bet all the people who haven’t been suffering from anxiety for years are feeling pretty stupid now
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you made software not intended to kill everyone and now you think it might kill everyone that sounds like a product liability issue. You should go fix it and stop bothering me
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 07/09/2026
I love working in an office I love clocking 950 steps for the day I love spending $30 on lunch
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
the early bird gets the worm and then never shuts the fuck up about it apparently
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Chlorine is eating Sarah's hands.
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
fucked to think of but now Radohead song have to be Klarna Police and the album probably be OK Device, OK Tablet etc. probably voice of a dead celeb on Fitter Happier. OK Phone. paranoid android.. paranoid of sansung android galaxy note 7! Exit Music for a Reel. what else. Airdrop. Klarna Police
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This one’s for you wherever you are To say thanks for the M&M Left in this rental car 🎶
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you come at me with shit head energy, I will respond in kind. If you approach me gently, like you would with an insane animal, I will reward you with Unlimited Access. Take notice, and learn .
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we’re all dented cans in the clearance aisle of the big lots of life
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm pretty weird, so I think I know what I'm talking about if I say you're weird.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"emcee, you didn't close your move ring yesterday!" they should just go full bore and let you know ALL the ways you failed: "emcee, you didn't enforce your boundaries." "emcee, you failed to say no to taking on the emotional labor of your friend" "emcee you did an entire 8ball of coke"
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Anytime someone asks me how I’m doing I mutter the only way out is through
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is why I post
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 12/11/2024
just let me randomly like all your posts, you're the one making this weird
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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’ve got half a mind to finish this thought, but I’ve only got half a mind, so I can’t finish this thought.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
i will never steal again.
Grainy graphic with a cute, circular character that says, Why you should not be stealing.
• YOU MAKE PEOPLE SAD TO GET STOLEN FROM.
• YOU DON'T EARN THE STOLEN THINGS, WHICH SCULPTS THE SOUL IN AN UNBECOMING WAY.
• YOU COULD HAVE TOO MANY THINGS AND NOT ENOUGH SQUARE METERS FOR THEM.
• YOUR MENTORS WILL LOWER THEIR GAZE.
• THEY COULD CALL AN OFFICER.

(but sometimes it’s good to do)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dame Judi Dench with a speech bubble
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you really think about it my insomnia is a you problem
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Already thinking about all the glue I’m gonna huff at work tomorrow.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
when I see someone I know from afar at the grocery store
It’s a dinosaur looking
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 17/06/2026
Saw this and thought of @badposter.lol
A raccoon in a field of flowers.

a SPECIAL place in hell?

for ME?

that is actually really thoughtful :)
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
QUIT STARING AT ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEAN WHOSE TIRED OF NEROTYPICAL'S STARING INTO THERE EYES "FEELS BAD " SHUT DA FUCK UP, "SHUT DA FUCK UP NEUROTYPICAL, IM NOT DONG TALKING ABOUT MY SPECIAL INTEREST" MORE ABOUT THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I DONT GET MAD !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN A STORM "I DONT GET MAD I STAY CALM SO I CAN GET UPSET LATER OUT OF NO WHERE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
DA SYSTEM,,, - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WITH A BEAUTIFUL SWORD "AND THE PRICE WASENT BAD EITHER" AND THERE TRYEN TO SHARE THERE JOY AND BEING THWARTED AS USUAL, DA TEXT "WHEN THE SYSTEM KILLS MILLIONS WITH INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE MY FUCKEN BOSS DOESNT SAY SHIT, BUT I BRING 1 FUCKEN SWORD TO WORK, AND WE GOTTA HAVE A FUCKEN MEETING??" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You look tired. Are you in a bad mood.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm the only normal guy hiding in your coat closet. The other dudes in here are weird
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
god DAMN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
REMEMBER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN IN TOWN AT NIGHT WITH A BAD A$$ SYTHE LOOKIN FOR SOME FUCKEN GRAIN , AND DA TEXT "DID I PISS U OFF? MY FAULT IM VERY STUPID AND I HAVE POOR SOCIAL SKILLS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Imagine hating me and ok wow, you’re all nodding your head in agreement. That was a little easier than I had anticipated. Is the room still filling up? Where are all of you people coming from
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
look, as a tall person i don’t really care if you’re short just don’t act all short around me ok
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Interviewer: What’s your biggest weakness? Me: I have so many, it’s hard to pick just one, ha ha! Interviewer: Me: Probably my poorly timed humor.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
JUST KIDDEN... BUT WHAT IF - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN SMOKEN A JOINT ":ANXIETY IANT REAL EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID EVERYONES TALKIN ABOUT IT EVERYONES LOOKEN AT YOU " WHAT IF - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN MORE WRITTING AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Welp, get ready for the normies to try to co-opt Shania Twain
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