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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

7:34 PM: These big accounts that think they’re too good to follow back really grind my gears! 7:30 PM: Movie that starts with M? 🍿 7:27 PM: Do you think Baron calls him Dad or Father? 👇 7:20 PM: Who thinks Baron knows what Frosted Flakes are? 🙅‍♀️ 7:14 PM: Who thinks Baron has CLINICAL DEPRESSION 😪

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 13h

@baybayfriend.bsky.social Do you want to look at this? No worries

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 21h

SearchyHome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/79/#c...

GRASSY: Can you guys think of any spangles to add to my SearchyHome page, or is it already perfect?
(A SearchyHome webpage has various widgets.)
WIDGET: BugPet.
WIDGET: STICKY TO-DO: 1. Eyelid questions.
2. Actors in love with each
other?
3. Bowling ideas (big bowling).
4. Spider quiz.
WIDGET: TODAY CALENDAR: Today, Oct 2.
WIDGET: WORD OF THE DAY: Oleaginous.
Bad, yucky.
The man was so oleaginous. Yuck.
WIDGET: HOROSCOPE: Pisces: A great hair day is a great CARE day, slippery!
DAFFODIL: Maybe one that tells you when someone nearby needs help getting of the roof.
GRASSY: I'll see if they have that.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 21h

SearchyHome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/79/#c...

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

lmao we were just watching one and mr bisque said "this infowars segment is like 'we have BayBayFriend at home'"

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.

The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator.
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.

For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows,
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.

Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof,
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Angels makin love in the sky, call it air porn/ Catch a Redenbacher in my mouth, that’s an air corn/ Corny mf think he bout to get the ball air born/ He don’t know I’m hiding in the bushes with my airhorn/ Try to step to me, yeah I wish he would try this/ Anything is possible when you have bursitis

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

im going to repost my jackass rap with no typos if that’s allowed

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

Caption: The shelter said he had been returned four times for being aggressive. It was his last chance. My dad, who never wanted a dog, saw him and fell in love. After showing him the love he deserved, this happened: Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape

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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This will be the moment David Lynch II uses for Bob Jr to enter our reality

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There’s a contest on. Competition is already stiff, but if you’ve been thinking about blowing everyone’s minds… if you’ve been daydreaming about wonderful prizes… if you want to be celebrated among your peers… you still have time to become a Daffodil’s Dreamer and throw your hat in the ring 👒😽

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The guy that named the computer mouse had a whole slate of other cute names for computer parts, but he got fired for saying a keyboard should be called a fingers’ playground

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love when you stumble across inscrutable, industry-specific memes. It’ll be like two clowns waving at each other from different boats and it says, “Thinking the colorant has already been tempered.”

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The funniest part is that me and my family are not even drug users we just like the feel of pajama pants on our legs 😂😂😂

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

(Not understanding how targeted advertising works) Damn, what is up with all the ads for the small titty bras, and the ointments for the cowardice, avarice, and myriad skin issues associated with being a C-section baby?

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Clark Kent: Hey did you all see Superman this weekend? He was going totally brazzbo. Coworkers: Uh yeah. We’re going to print that he went faster than a speeding bullet. Clark Kent: I think he would like if we said he was going totally brazzbo. I think he would like if we tried to get that going.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

I make an unannounced drop-in to your home and we exchange some stilted chit-chat, and after I leave, you notice a new book conspicuously placed on the coffee table titled, "Your Gifted Pal: Being a Better Friend to Adult Indigo Children."

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

One time I dreamed there was a new horror movie named Cernino about like a pumpkinheaded imp running around. And a huge viral Tweet-turned-meme was like: Alan 👨 Melvin 👨 Jeffrey 👨 Trent 👨 Cernino 🎃

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

TravisBarfer: They have air balloons, water balloons… but where are the fire balloons? 😆🤣 MarianneWestfeldtPhD: It’s called the Hindenburg. friendlypierre1: i am the one who knock :)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“I know it’s your first musical, but if you just brush up before we go, I think you’ll really like it!” Plot synopsis: After coming back from the war, Joe renews his commitment to Marie (“A Woman Is a Wonderful Room”) and Bashful Sweets shows off (“Guess Who Doesn’t Have a Fever Any Longer”)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@bug-deal.bsky.social thank you for patronage of the Dana Glance arts

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am not FUCKING around. It’s time once again

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hi doodoo ass! I'm here to drive your doodoo ass crazy and make your life a living hell. Startinnnnnng... NOW. 😈

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

6/26 just remembered my science teacher Mr. Bogus wtf kind of name is that 🔁0 ❤️1 6/26 closing some of my comfort tabs 😢😂 🔁1,826 ❤️8,441 6/27 yeah my comfort tabs really needed to get closed 🔁2 ❤️2 6/27 what are some of y’all’s comfort tabs you have open 🔁1 ❤️3 6/27 Mr. Bogus. wack name. 🔁0 ❤️2

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Me: Idk it’s like, left to my own devices, I will just retreat further and further from society and like, the pandemic obv didn’t help! New Batman villain, The Hatler: One wonders when the terrible BILL will come due! And to CAP it all off, you’re full to the BRIM with rashes and skin concerns!

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Donald Trump would go BALLISTIC if he saw this poll! Be a shame if everyone shared it far and wide 😉” Babe, that old bitch is seeing nothing. Every hour, someone comes in to show him a picture of Rosie O’Donnell with a different AI haircut, which keeps his blood from thickening into jam

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tour guide: The grand house was commissioned by old Mr. Weatherstone himself, who— Ah! I see you’ve already opened his Wikipedia page. And ope! You’re searching for instances of the word calipers. No good! You’ll want to try speculum, my lad!

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Libby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@baybayfriend.bsky.social getting real “BayBayFriend” vibes off of this one

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They already had Slash. Axl Rose. Duff McKagan probably pitched being called like Francois Gun. Rifle Cerebrum. And they were like no.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

𝗙𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 they went OFF when they invented the word fireplace 😂 𝗠𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗟𝗹𝗼𝘆𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘀 Is it any wonder? Fire has been essential to mankind’s survival since the dawn of civilization. We have always had fire in and around our homes. 𝗴𝘂𝘁𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁 shutt upp i will shape and grill you like a burger

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Ads for pharmaceuticals: sincere original song that rhymes psoriasis with soar high my bliss. Ads for everything else: CG chicken that says, A mop that traps 50% more dirt? That’s what I’m SQUAWKING about, mothercluckers! No more running around like a… well… me with your head cut off 😉

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lestat in 2026 wearing Adidas joggers and a cross-body bag. Getting pissed off at an ATM

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was admitted in to the US Marines after changing my name to Cop Proctor. Apparently the name was enough to convince the recruitment officer that I have high testosterone levels, which is a lie, I'm 43, my thing fell of, as did my balls.

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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think I might have found Grassy Valley on the map

Google maps screenshot highlighting businesses called “Splashy Fish,” “Flowers’ Cuddles,” and “Paul’s Beauty Warehouse”

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every usps @everylot-usps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

WESTONS MILLS: 1319 OLEAN PORTVILLE RD, WESTONS MILLS NY 14788-9800

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February's Warlock @bucolicgoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

@baybayfriend.bsky.social I just saw this and thought "this is the most wonderful way for a person to be" and then I thought "oh wow, it turns out I am Grassy"

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Padme: I always loved Scooby Doo ☺️ And I have to admit, I think those Scooby Snacks looked pretty yummy! What do you think they would taste like? 🙂 Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Google Maps while I’m driving: Is the crash still there? Did it look pretty bad? 👀 Did it look pretty fucked up, that crash back there, you think?

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