little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026They won’t let us do Benadryl margarita so every margarita is served with a souvenir empty cup with a Benadryl rim 2749
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Yeah I love woke 2….. woke 2 up and started screaming so had to take some Demerol and benadryls to return to my slumber 0181
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Birthdays was the worst days Now explosive diarrhea 46 states 2353
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Food critic pausing for 30 seconds to think then typing the word tasty 112917
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Started from the bottom now the whole phone kompromat 0181
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You’ll sleep easy knowing that all our stickers are made by a leftist sticker company 1381
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My mom always told me I was the product of a bene gesserit breeding program to make a white boy like spicy food but it turns out I’m bog standard 2362
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Went into the woods and I saw a deer and a horse kicking each other in the head and then I returned to the city and I watched a man burn another man to stay warm 2464
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Calling every fat bald guy I see stav and asking him how to eat pussy 2334
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I wrote my dissertation on whether or not the trains actually did run on time. Unfortunately the answer was pretty much yep. My advisors and I were all really hoping it was going to go the other way 0231
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Everyone with a car should be executed by a firing squad 4643
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I can’t wait to enter the consequence zone unlike my countrymen who cannot abide it 1232
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026People say there’s no third spaces in America but what about flying through the air in between getting hit by an e scooter and getting ground into the pavement by the tires of a Lyft 0373
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Every time I hit post I think to myself this is the one that changes my life for good 1405
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tried to automate my dopamine rig earlier this week so I would have more time for spiraling but it didn’t really work 0181
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Master and commander except instead of all men it’s all women and instead of a ship during the napoleonic wars it’s rutland vt during peak opioid crisis 1132
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When i was a man of the world i knew so many pill dealers 1282
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Think of my ig account like the aleph for my brand 091
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hey siri why doesn’t weed get me high anymore 1363
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Easy rider ‘we blew it’ scene except it’s trump administration officials instead of hippies around the campfire 081
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGz2...m.youtube.comLeft of the DialYouTube video by The Replacements - Topic 0101
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwO...m.youtube.comSplendid Isolation (Remastered)YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic 151
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You can kiss yourself in the mirror. that is something you are free to do and it accords with your nature, but perhaps this very kiss is the one kiss of the self to its own lips you could avoid. 0122
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You can’t kill a bystander. The moment you begin to kill them they became intimately intertwined with your life. In a mirror you may kiss yourself only on the lips type shit 1326
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Toynbee idea train ai chatbot on Facebook messages with the dead 1123
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you mute my reposts I’ll kill myself and maybe some b*standers 3224
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Movie that passes the bechdel test because two named female characters have a 45 minute conversation about the relative tightness of their pussies 1232
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tour guide: now many people erroneously believe that o’keeffe’s flowers represent vagianas but they actually resemble the labias only. The vaigaina is actually like…. A tube 1311
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Not all of us can sit around painting our pussies all day Georgia, some of us have to get jobs and clean up after an old lady who shit herself so bad that it went down her pants legs and filled her shoes to the brim with the shit 0321
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My life is full of whacky characters like my friend who casts the I Ching for three hours every day and my friend who if he ever stops drinking he would die 0220
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tacoma is carved out of a giant crystal which is why the energy there is so healing 1404
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I need to go to Tacoma to recharge my spiritual battery 0202
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I can feel this world filling up with love like an old sock taped to the hose spigot 0160
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I think the bot retweeted the same post twice in a row when i was asleep which has a one in 3.2 million chance of happening 190
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Voters have authorized a high speed rail between Portland and Tacoma 1321
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My love is a three star general on the battlefield of emotions 2220
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Did you know that casting the I Ching too much can be a symptom of mental illness 1172
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Me, buying a load of bread: Cashier: nice! Planning on eating some bread later I noticed 4808
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