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Lucy

@lucyxiv.boontavista.com
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talking my shit on @boontavista.com + @savantgardepod.bsky.social world’s normalest Philadelphia Flyers fan. aviation enthusiast, australian [derogatory]

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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 14h
are you kidding me with this
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 14h
my chest hurts and I’m sweating after eating a cheesesteak in a mall food court. I love my country Philadelphia
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 30/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m going to the flyers opener tomorrow. is this how an otaku feels going to Osaka for the first time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke @daveclarke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listening to @savantgardepod.bsky.social got me pondering the mind of Shaun Murphy
Painting of a wizard staring at a floating head of Dr. Shaun Murphy from ABC's The Good Doctor. The back of the wizards chair says "Savant Garde podcast, with Lucy Valentine & Jesse Black". Words with bits from the podcast are floating around the Shaun Murphy's head.
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 27/09/2026
had so much fun getting to talk about a film I’ve seen upwards of 6 times for reasons known only to me and God
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 26/09/2026
was extremely burnt out and needed a holiday to rest and recharge so I decided to come to Chicago where I am obliterating my own body day in day out
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 26/09/2026
I think if I don’t eat a vegetable today that isn’t giardiniera I may pass away
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 25/09/2026
I will die for my country jared harris
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 25/09/2026
I hate being this guy but I brought a little jar of Vegemite this time on my US trip and starting the day off right is increasing my enjoyment tenfold
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 25/09/2026
type of shit on JoJo’s when you try and recommend it to someone else
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 23/09/2026
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 23/09/2026
Where do I get the patriotic submissive bumper sticker
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Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Coming this Sunday, we kick off our Spooky Season Spectacular with Episode 125: The Bye Bye Man featuring @lucyxiv.boontavista.com!
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Episode 125: The Bye Bye Man OFFICIAL TRAILER
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 23/09/2026
I’m staying with @jesseblack.bsky.social and I just went to the bathroom at 12.30am and he was standing over the sink in the kitchen eating a full ploughmans lunch btw
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 22/09/2026
if anyone has some Philly tips send em my way. and by tips I mean places to eat and drink. I will already be very busy visiting tony hawk pro skater locations
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 22/09/2026
we started a podcast about the good doctor purely so I could air my insufferable thoughts on the sickness unto death for an hour on the patreon feed
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 22/09/2026
completely knocked myself out with melatonin and got awoken at 8am by someone on the streets of Chicago blasting the star is born soundtrack. bad morning already babe???
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 22/09/2026
drinking malört while me and @jesseblack.bsky.social watch by far the stupidest episode of the good doctor we have ever seen
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 21/09/2026
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 21/09/2026
picking up contraband in the usa
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 20/09/2026
I’m so jet lagged I felt very moved by this… almost in tears….
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 19/09/2026
trying to socialise after 22 hours of flights
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 19/09/2026
at the o’hare lounge and babes is serving mimosas at 530am in domestic. they don’t let us have that in Australia. we can’t be trusted
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 19/09/2026
immigration guy was drilling me about how I have friends in the US. brother take a look at me I’m an e-girl
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 18/09/2026
flight attendant was just genuinely so upset by my asking for a whisky with apple juice, he asked me like 3 times to confirm, Grow UP
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 18/09/2026
don’t want to be a ‘photos of strangers’ person but imagine I posted a photo on the plane and there’s 8 guys in my immediate vicinity wearing caps and I said ‘POV you’re on a flight to the US’
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 18/09/2026
they gave Sora a gun
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 18/09/2026
just purchased the kingdom hearts skin on Fortnite and feel a genuine deep shame
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Savant Garde @savantgardepod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Woke Son Resorts to Vaping THC Amid Graveyard Cuckoldry: S4 E9 / S3 E17 Jesse enjoys his Pepper Seltzers. Lucy is ready to Slap the Glass Man. Adrian Monk becomes Secret Santa. Dr. Shaun Murphy Un-alphabetizes his Beans.
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The Woke Son Resorts to Vaping THC Amid Graveyard Cuckoldry: S4 E9 / S3 E17 | Savant Garde
Monk S4 E9: Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa The Good Doctor S3 E17: Fixation Changing of the Garde: ~32:00 You have ASTHMA, Kellan. Join the ⁠
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 15/09/2026
being awake at 4am is a great way to get in the staring at phone time you missed out on during the day 😋 there’s so much cool stuff on here
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 14/09/2026
I will fight for my great nation of Macklemore
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 13/09/2026
I went to the museum today to see the rome exhibition and it was so amazing but then I got really scared of a bust of Jupiter I got so scared I deleted a pic I took of it. so I understand the mind of a Roman peasant
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 13/09/2026
why are you, as a man, scrolling reels and laughing
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Ⓥ Soy Boy ☭🇵🇸 @leftistvegan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fantastic night 🙏🏻❤️ @boontavista.com @lucyxiv.boontavista.com @aynrandy.boontavista.com
Ben "Boots" McClay opens the nightTheo doing his best to show off his slut shirt with my terrible drunk photography skillsLong haired bearded kindred brothers share touching moment Lucy compensating amazingly to my terrible photography
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 10/09/2026
imaging getting blasted in the neck and just becoming a meme for Gen alpha fortnite kids
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 09/09/2026
I’ve really come around on zoomer jeans, I love my pants scuffing the ground, walking around with my hands in my pockets feeling like Brandon Boyd
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 07/09/2026
I love working in an office I love clocking 950 steps for the day I love spending $30 on lunch
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Savant Garde @savantgardepod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monk Gets Mogged Twice by the Same Guy 30 Years Apart: S4 E8 / S3 E16 Jesse begins Project Punished-Soyboy. Lucy laments her Shrimp Posture. Mr. Monk finds Non-Trudy Love? Dr. Shaun Murphy seeks Mother's Autopsy.
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Monk Gets Mogged Twice by the Same Guy 30 Years Apart: S4 E8 / S3 E16 | Savant Garde
Monk S4 E8: Mr. Monk and Little Monk The Good Doctor S3 E16: Autopsy Changing of the Garde: ~45:00 Finally, an Adrian episode. Join the ⁠⁠bo
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 06/09/2026
always crazy when fathers day rolls around and you realise there’s people you know who have healthy relationships with their father. people you consider friends. you never really know a person
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m jacking off once more. How pedestrian. Utterly predictable. Ah, that familiar flood of “warmth” - one guess as to what happens next here. Humph, seems the body continues to disappoint
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 06/09/2026
did anyone else turn 30 and start getting a fucking heat rash and hives whenever it hits over 30 degrees
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 05/09/2026
they’re creating libs on Bluesky like nothing I’ve ever seen before. we’re at lib 3.0 out here
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 05/09/2026
JOJO’s username on pornhub goes hard
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 04/09/2026
sore throat on a Friday afternoon it’s so over
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 03/09/2026
TJ Maxx has been getting away with it for too long. seasonal homewares is such a fundamentally evil capitalist invention
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 01/09/2026
absolutely fucking insane to be contending with a pile of machines that can’t even reliably generate a picture of a burrito. what are we fucking doing
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Boonta Vista @boontavista.com · 01/09/2026
It’ll make sense tomorrow
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