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Lyse

@lyse.myatproto.social
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Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 7h
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Psych: You Know That's Right
Alt: Psych: You Know That's Right
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 8h
Anyone sit on a yoga ball. I was told it could help my back and tight hips, anyone have any info on that?
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 11h
My shopper has my cake. Everything else is a bonus
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 12h
I don't mean to downplay murder but I also have known a lot of good people who had to learn healthy boundaries by violating someone else's and never forgetting the experience. How else will they learn to behave better
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 12h
Biblically accurate Angel food cake

Image: a cake with a small pair of wings and a multitude of eyes
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 13h
Did not pick Greg as being into oviposition fics
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14h
No. No it is not.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14h
Is it too soon to relisten to Salems Lot
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14h
Me: why is this project taking so long Also me: *makes five stitches and checks bsky and repeat*
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 15h
Pants are the tool of the oppressors
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 15h
The cleaning products I bought five years ago are covered with dust.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 15h
Did you know it’s my birthday 🥹👉👈
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 16h
Ah, time for one of my biannual “hey, you alive” texts from the blood family
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
GIFs you can hear
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Sesame Street Pinball Number Count: Three
Alt: Sesame Street Pinball Number Count: Three
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
2026 is 52 years from 1974. 52 years the other way was 1922.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Why can I remember the words to cartoon theme songs I haven’t heard in 40 years, but can’t remember why I went into the kitchen
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Why is “checks” in quotations?
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Look what @ladytea.bsky.social got for me!! A Tabi blankie
A fleece blanket showing a large image of a torbie cat with green eyes
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Likewise, I can tell you that “sargent” is almost as jarring. You at least get partial credit because it is at least a real rank, even if horribly misspelled. How the hell did your spellcheck not explode
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
They just announced that the company is rolling out an AI program to summarize assessments for admissions. …this is gonna be a shit show
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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it’s important, they will send an HR rep to find me. I mean, you.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
"Many men wanted to lay me down; but few wanted to lift me up" —Eartha Kitt

Image: two pictures of Eartha Kitt in a gorgeous brown off the shoulder gown, in the second she is holding a bouquet
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bla bla blaaaa #mutualaid
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
lol. Gotta love when work wants to see if you’ll come in…five minutes before the shift
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 05/07/2026
Why is this so factual
Who would win in a fight: a fire truck or an ambulance?

Doug Allen
The ambulance.

The fire truck has been coddled it's whole life. Polished and washed regularly, sent out on parades, and giving rides to kids. Every once in a while, it rolls up to a fire scene, sprays some water, and gets heralded as a hero.

The ambulance, while smaller, is like a back-alley knife fighter. Years of overwork, abuse, and neglect have turned it into an emotional basket case. Just saved a life? Big deal...
Here's a 2-hour long haul as a reward. It'll murder the fire truck for nothing more than a promise of a 30-minute break and a hot meal.
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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First they came for the crypto bros, and I said nothing, but I was pointing with both hands.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think my general view is if most of the power users know who the head of trust and safety is, then the head of trust and safety fucked up
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Lmao
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From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: Heckler is very mad that Palestinian comedian's show is pro-Palestine.
Explore this post and more from the PublicFreakout community
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, its so professional that the head of trust and safety is running away from the people trying to tell you they dont trust this site because it isnt safe. Youre a joke. Go get a different job so someone can actually do yours. I can get you in at a housekeeping job. Might be more your style
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
So apparently AI ran moderation lists are now a thing?
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
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Dancing Skeletons - It's October!
Alt: Dancing Skeletons - It's October!
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny Them: you mean gluttony Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
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gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scorpion and the frog is not that sad because the frog was spending his life butt naked soaking wet eating flies. Act of mercy stinging him
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Okay. Who broke it this time?
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know who needs to see this but…
A man stands with his arms akimbo, staring to the side. He is in a dirt lot with heavy equipment in the back. He is wearing a hard hat, eye protection, a plaid shirt, leather work gloves, and a hi vis kilt
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Being an ally means being an ally all the time - not just when it’s comfortable and convenient
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
This is just *chefs kiss*. Sheeran threw his friends and rep into a woodchipper for a concert that didn’t even take place.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
“Most men are fairly anti-rape” FAIRLY ANTI-RAPE? So, what? You’ll speak up if it is convenient for you?
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Man shaving his head while getting a swastika tattoo 

“I JUST HATE TO DO THIS.

I FEEL BULLIED, REALLY.”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Why does my jaw ache? Oh, that’s right. I’m clenching. Again. Still.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Finally braced myself to do the other edge. That fucker was in DEEP
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs October 1st
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Count von Count Shushing
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Well well well. Look who else has blanks. Looks like private accts are available, but only for the team?
Completely blank clearsky for Jay Completely blank clearsky for whyCompletely blank clearsky for Paul
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
LMMFAO. I’m not even one of his biggest critics. WEAK
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
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Jeannie and the Bottle
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
It is 0300 - why is it so hot?! Fucking menopause
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
So many people crying “this isn’t what I voted for. He tricked/ lied to us!” Nah, this is what you voted for. This is just your attempt to resolve yourselves of any culpability
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