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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Whomst amongst us has never tried to outwoke someone then immediately defended a pedophile in a racist way
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: “That is not what I said. But, somehow, Tupac, who was convicted, gets a pass when Woody Allen, who has never even been indicted for what you think he did AND was better at his job than Tupac was at his, gets treated like Trump, who has been proven guilty.”
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graet @graetgalaxy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 17h
Nancy 10/3/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 6
Sluggo happily strolls down the street, wearing his terrible new hat. Nancy hides from him, still disgusted by what she sees.
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 19h
Midnight Suns has a part of it where there's a private social media for superheroes, and it's frustrating because they're all hogshit posters, and I don't believe that to be true.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mike Morbius
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's at least two characters in The Phantom Menace named Ben. Why is that such a popular name in the Star Wars universe
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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What is the name of the Dracula girl?
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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did you know i make a magic sticker that changes colors (pink above 59°, turns purple when it gets cold!) because now is the time of year when it starts to do that outside and it’s fun
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/10/2026
i think it'd be funny for jesse to have to physically go to the streamer awards and have to interact with people like extraemily on camera so please vote for gok
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the problem is there is no mass demand for this. you didn't have to sell email. the sole demand is by loathed corporations who are either: (a) trying to fire you; or (b) trying to make a trillion dollars getting you fired. and for (a) they are having a hard time doing it still
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the subtitles are inaccurate. he puts about eight more Rs in customer
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Tired Doggo Daddy @imairhorns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the One Hour Photo IMDB trivia page - There's no way this is true - but it's really fucking funny that someone wrote this and posted it.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
theres a post i really wanna repost but people will get mad at me for reposting a bird with a huge swinging scrote
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(guy who got in big trouble for putting foil in the microwave buying a fridge) does this one have any weird rules
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Agnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If we don't get a local release date for YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING soon I'm gonna do something drastic like move in with the head of a local film distributor and film their life 24/7
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
check this out: action game protagonists, they walk like THIS - doot doot doot doot doot but, point and click adventure protagonists, they walk like THIS
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 02/10/2026
i am hit cw show supernatural's biggest fan and also hit cw show supernatural's biggest hater. this is the way
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fuckin brain on some of the people online, I swear
Letterboxd review

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Carrie (2013)
Two and a half stars
Watched 14 October 2023

What this film reminds me the most of is the American Kath & Kim remake.
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beef @beefo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they should call it Chat BBL - because it's a big load of ass !!
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Carrie adaptation in a post Columbine world should be one of the easiest layups of all time. Why and how do we keep fuckin it up
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Singer Taylor Swift is one of the people who have been labeled "spiritually Israeli".[1]
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
enamored with the lowpoly katamari cat
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the way vtubers move is so funny to me. all the tracked movement is locked to the face and where it moves so everyone moves like theyre the keaton batman
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tanaya qoifoog 🌻 @qoifoog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This aquarium sucks.
A digital drawing of myself as a young girl, looking sadly at the dead fish on ice at the local fish market that had been sold to me as "the aquarium".
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 30,1949
P1-  NANCY IS SITTING ON HER STOOL SHE IS READING
P2- NANCY IS LOOKING AWAY FROM HER BOOK,SHE I DISTRACTED 
P3- NANCY IS LEANING TO SEE IF SHE CAN HEAR WHAT IS BEING SAID IN THE NEXT ROOM 
P4- NANCY IS HOLDING HER HAND TO LISTEN 
P5- NANCY LOOKS AROUND THE CORNER AND SEES HER AUNT FRITZI AND A FRIEND SITTING ON THE COUCH
NANCY: PLEASE TALK LOUDER
SO I CAN HEAR ---OR SOFTER SO
I'LL LOSE INTEREST Y
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy 9/23/26
Nancy is reading a trendy fashion magazine that says “Trend alert! Boys love long hair. Grow!!” Nancy takes the advice, and grows out her hair spikes. Sluggo is stunned by her beauty.
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
including 'Afterbirth', in which a mutated placenta attacks Bristol.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
M Night Shyamalan is one of the best working filmmakers currently. That is not ironic, that is not exaggerated. The kneejerk reactions to his work comes from a lack of wanting to engage with the art he's making. Sorry.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been real fuckin miserable about myself on here lately, haven't I! I should stop!
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The only parts in this that I didn't find heavily relatable is I'm not gay and I know my personality is hogshit
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Erik, Friend of the Dolls @bookwurmnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sigh*....fuck
A snippet of a wider prose on being chronically single.
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mike @schneider.coffee · 21/06/2024
thinking about getting way into the song Hotline Bling
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
TheDemoniusX (6 hours ago)
Girls…….just…..don’t… g et it.
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Rei_ @randomfactor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Ope just gotta get by ya there'
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing about this show isnt that it's offensive or whatever, it's just that the joke is so thin that it would barely scrape a 6 minute SNL sketch. An entire 6 episode half hour program for it is INSANE
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