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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 1m

Companion: Where are we? Doctor: Hastings Companion: Like the battle? *Camera pans to charging Norman knights* Doctor: Very much like the battle, yes.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11h

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 17h

Government promises that this budget will finally help parents, provided their child is a greyhound.

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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 13h

I've been meaning to draw this for ages.

My own re-drawing of a famous Batman panel from the comics. In 1939, a brief, page-long origin story for Batman was printed, the most famous panel of which is Bruce Wayne sat near an open window at night when a bat flies in. He has been trying to think of a way to frighten criminals and takes this as a sign. In the updated (and definitive) 80s version of the story, this is when Wayne utters the fabulous and mental line: "Yes father, I shall become a bat."
Anyway. *This* is my version. I have tried to draw the panel more or less the same as the original and in the same style. Bruce Wayne turns to look out of the window and a bat flies in. Panicked, he shouts (via word bubble) "MY GOD! SOME KIND OF DEVIL BIRD! ALFRED! QUICKLY! STRANGLE IT! JUMP ON ITS FACE! ALFRED!"

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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 13h

Got a commercial flat top griddle to cheer myself up and I'm not gonna lie that actually worked. It's breakfast always now. I run a pretend diner. Mental illness who, how do you want your egg.

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 13h

Demanding your head coach read this out at a press conference is iconic.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 13h

There are some supporting character actors where I lean in and go "Oh hell yeah," when they turn up on screen. Damon Herriman is one. Delighted when he turned up in Neagley

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Duncan Robinson @duncanrobinson.bsky.social · 18h

“If the wife is fit, you must acquit”

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 15h

dumb things I wish to make for myself

shoddy doodle of a skull with strong arms and legs; text says “this is my gym shirt I am getting strong”

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 14h

We’ve had to listen to some very unimpressive TDs talk shit about public sector workers needing to prove their worth and up their game. Meanwhile the sight of an almost-empty greyhound track and the yelping of mistreated animals gets them humming the national anthem as a tear rolls down their cheek

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h

When you drunk as hell watching Olympic fencing

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 17h

Government promises that this budget will finally help parents, provided their child is a greyhound.

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Cianan Brennan @ciananbrennan.bsky.social · 17h

Horse and greyhound fund up €3m in the budget, up to €102m - split €81.6m horseracing, €20.4m greyhound racing. In 2020, the fund stood at €84m, so it's gone up 21% over the past six years...

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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 18h

oh look, it's Fedward

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I feel like we should be taught what foxes sound like in school because you can go your whole life without hearing one and then suddenly be like "A banshee is being murdered outside. I am moments from death."

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 21h

You don't need Hal's sick jacket from Lanterns. You don't need Hal's sick jacket from Lanterns. You don't need Hal's sick jacket from Lanterns. You don't need...

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Respawn was cooking when they came up with the concept of the “Data Knife”, the knife that you stab into things to hack them.

A knife that’s like a big usb key and a joystick

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I'm sorry to say this but anyone who has already turned on the heating is spiritually weak.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 22h

Jeffrey Archer's death reminds me of the time he told a really boring story while a guest on Dame Edna's show. "Marvellous" said Edna after it petered out to its conclusion, "and I'm sure that'll make a wonderful anecdote someday".

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 21h

good morning

comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens!
lois: but why..oh, all right!

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

How much of drama school is learning not to automatically cry when someone yells at you in a scene?

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Budget day is aways a bit triggering for me because I used to work in an off license and I would have to re-price all the wine bottles and fags after the tax increases.

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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The left is what I forwarded and the right is how it appeared in the Insta chat

A post by someone called Marvin saying : "Got some hungover people at the house this morning" accompanied by a picture of some cheeseburgers, hash browns and fried eggs on a griddle top.
A quote-post says "If I walk out hungover and the homie is cooking me this they are getting hugged from behind and a "well you're up early whispered in their ear"

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Instagram has to start doing something about the reel thumbnails, man. Sending my wife a funny video of a panda falling over or something and the thumbnail is like Lady Dimitrescu standing on Sonic the hedgehog.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 05/10/2026

I think about this post every time Spurs play

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@annastephburke
Nadine Coyle on a drive through the countryside
: Tottenham Hotspur ® @SpursOfficial • 1d
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is out of context. He's planning to go dogging beside an RAF Airbase.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

One time my therapist asked me if I'd rather be mentally healthy or have people think I'm funny and, considering the *flurry* of scribbled notes afterwards, I don't think my response was what he was looking for.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Posting about a movie before I've seen it: Spoilers. Unacceptable behavior. Sign of society's decline. Me, posting about a movie once I've seen it: Fair game. Engaging in the zeitgeist. It's ridiculous to expect people to censor themselves.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I take very little seriously in my life but, see if a neighbor asks me to put their bins out while they are away? I treat that like a solemn vow. It's going in the Google calendar. I'll bring them back in too. You have my sword, brother. We're in this together.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me: Can't believe Ted Lasso is doing cheap jokes about how Irish names are spelled. My wife: Don't you always have to Google Micheál Martin to remember where the fada goes? Me: Yes, but that's not an Irish thing. The man is just so dull that my brain refuses to remember details about him.

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Bob Johnston @bobjohnstonbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Head, shoulders, knees and toes (knees and toes).

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Television writers: I am going to write the most evil, irredeemable character ever. The internet: I want to, and I can't stress this enough, have sex with them.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Neighbor: I think I saw you out with your dog? A gorgeous little border Collie? Me *Proudly*: That's her! Neighbor: She was going insane and trying to attack a bin? Me *Less proudly*: That's her.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026

someone call up will smith we need him to do something

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JD Bunchajumpscares @jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who says guys don’t try to get to Valhalla anymore.

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ludwig is the kind of show where I sort of think that all the actors and writers should be pressed into National Service so that I, I mean, we can have a new series every 3 months..

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