Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1hcan't think of anything less legally binding then when you have to scrawl your signature on a phone using your finger 1243
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dealing with a difficult teenager, I want to try the carrot and stick approach but i can't remember which one you shove up first 3320
Reposted by Mutable Joefrank: print witch @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"view full thread" 26715
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026for legal reasons this doesn't include never say never again 0232
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026explaining to americans about man city and how it's a special town that only men can live in 1263
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not to be one of those dads who complains about TV show lists but I have a bone to kick 2201
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*whatsapp dads group chat* me: there's a list online phil: looking now jeff: what list me: best TV shows jeff: on it syed: done 3 opinions already me: I'm doing bluesky who's got threads phil: I did threads last time me: not doing threads syed: someone has to do threads jeff: fine I'll do threads 06713
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if "bonekickers" not in list: raise ListBollocksException() 0211
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026do you really fancy Keanu Reeves or is it a psychologically displaced longing to own a labrador 2213
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we like to make fun of american politics but remember that when they see our house of commons they see our MPs in a room that doesn't have enough seats for them 1100
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm so bad at cooking the only way i could win masterchef would be as an ingredient 2455
Reposted by Mutable JoeLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again… 1447694
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's interesting how people relate ethnicity and culture to areas of land when really it's all a mish mash 2101
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am Welsh and all the English are either French or Viking, robbing Britain of its Celtic heritage 4111
Reposted by Mutable JoeRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Don Siegel, 1956) 3234
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sometimes i wish the world was flat so the flat earthers could fuck off further 1131
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026so many people come on this website just to complain, i was up all night with an upset stomach do you hear me complaining? yes, as i've explained that is why i come 0260
Reposted by Mutable Joehorror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK 15894181
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026judge: due to your history of violence upon release you will be required to wear an ankle monitor achilles: are you taking the piss 0142
Reposted by Mutable JoeBrainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Winnie the Pooh, by wearing a croptop, shows that he is aware of clothing and the concept of shame. From this we can only conclude that he is shirtcocking by choice, the dirty little herbert 59519
Reposted by Mutable JoeBrainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Every time I watch an episode of The Boys and hear Billy Butcher say "These supe cunts", I can't help but think of an x-rated version of The Clangers 66811
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026somewhere in a TV production there's a scrap of paper with "poirot but bond" scrawled on it and it's rolled up into a tube leaking white powder into the bathroom bin 4405
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026even today counting crows are still better than your boyfriend's favourite band youtu.be/V5tSIEmUNmY?...youtu.beCounting Crows - Spaceman In Tulsa (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by Counting Crows 130
Reposted by Mutable JoeAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit" 2412218575335
Reposted by Mutable JoeJason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Local story takes quite a swerve just before the page turn. 21624127
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I enjoy when trump puts "thank for your attention to this matter" at the end of one of his honking mad posts, it's like the "I have the honour to be your obedient servant" 0171
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026can I just say this about Britain, our government website is excellent 3200
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026roses are red cats say meow this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down so let me take a minute sit right there 0152
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026working on writing a tv series about a serial killer turned cop who has to team up with an ex-cop turned serial killer to crack a case where a serial killer who was a cop is killing cops who chase serial killers who used to be cops 54910
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026not bragging but I've been invited by hmrc to a making tax digital webinar 1261
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a math rock group has pulled out of radiohead's US tour in protest at the treasury's failure to reduce bond yields and ensure financial stability 181
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the great piddington civil war of 2026, known as the war of the cadbury's roses, fought between the caviliers and the new peugeot 208 model army, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war but don't damage the aldi 1142
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026today the revolution is born in piddington, tomorrow upper arncott, the day after horton-cum-studley, and then the world 230
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the only way forward for ed sheeran is to release a gentle acoustic cover of "Attack, Do Terror Attacks" by the Hamas affiliated group the Al Wa3d Band 151
Reposted by Mutable JoeIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733349
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026so many people withdrawing from ed sheeran, didn't realise he was catholic 083
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Cyclops asked "What is your name?". Reacher said nobody. 0122
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Angine de Poitrine snubbing Mr Blobby in high school because he likes Ed Sheeran 0124
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AI telling me "great question!" and honestly it wasn't 0181
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026reckon he's seen that episode of the x-files where aliens impregnate an elephant 120
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026oh cool so the public can decide pay structures and how the assets are managed and "no that isn't what I meant" 1161
