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@jordanpfot.bsky.social
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South African in Scotland. Will probably post about politics/movies/tennis/rugby/gay nonsense. letterboxd.com/JordanP

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 8h
There’s something strange and ersatz about this group. A photocopy of a photocopy. youtu.be/eDM4kW5Phj4?...
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Soulidified - Man Ain't Me (Official Video)
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 8h
I listened to their recaps of the first two episodes of this season off the back of this recommendation and I am DELIGHTED and TICKLED.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 9h
Excellent caustic country ditty. youtu.be/cmWikU6GlFk?...
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Miranda Lambert - Cuttin' Onions (Visualizer)
YouTube video by mirandalambertVEVO
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 18h
Hannah Fry’s “she was touching up her makeup before we all left to go home for the night” theory is quite smart, one of those meta theories about production you have to use in a game like this with almost no actual clues.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 18h
Miranda being buried alive in a grave with Michael Sheen and she’s *complaining*?
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 18h
Being an extra on The Traitors must be such fun. Loom around in a mask and cloak. Coffee break. Take part in a scary procession. Lunch break. Bury James Acaster in a grave. Dinner. And you just know that the BBC craft service is elite.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 18h
Made this stupid monstrosity for dinner tonight 10/10 would recommend youtu.be/D_tPtk39Lrc?...
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Making Mumbai's Biggest Sandwich | Street Food with Senpai Kai
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 21h
I’m just not sure if character deaths will carry much emotional weight when the last Avengers film 1. featured a plot where countless character deaths were reversed and 2. did decide to write off two characters for good, but both are returning in this one.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God bestows genius indiscriminately and there is no better example of that than Kyle Gordon. youtu.be/FNXoEhcz8z4?...
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Kyle Gordon - If You Break Up With Me (feat. 10 Year Plan) [Official Music Video]
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes one must humbly put one’s hands up and acknowledge a lack of epistemic privilege. This is like Ancient Greek to me. Are the straights okay???? www.newstatesman.com/politics/soc...
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Why men can't ask women out any more
We need to address the flirting recession
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This Pope AI stuff is very “random sentence you find in a timeline in the appendix of a dense sci-fi book”
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The knife in question:
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once again I am pondering this question
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a novel observation by any means but the irony here, of course, is that it is precisely the UK’s successful approach to multiculturalism that has allowed us to generate a brown white nationalist.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This man has always been a conspiracy theorist. www.thecommonsense.co.za/politics/mbe...
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay my cruel husband is at rugby so we have to watch Celeb Traitors later, going to log off to avoid spoilers 🫡
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That sea shanty man has released another song, presumably he will keep doing this until some sort of demand is met
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
um
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The National takes what I would describe as a “bitch eating crackers” approach to covering Westminster and this is a great example of that.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most devastating moment in film this year is in The Invite when Seth Rogen asks Olivia Wilde what she does all day
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who do we think will be the traitors then
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah yes there are those ‘valid concern about biological sex based rights’!
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ayr Jordan!
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so easy to become accustomed to the brine you’re pickling in isn’t it
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You would not expect “The Daily T” podcast from the Telegraph to have an intense and unsettling sexual energy in so many episodes. And yet.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Staggered at the number of supposedly intelligent, right-thinking people who still think they are immune to X’s powers. Boromirism.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Supporting a one state solution but using South Africa as an example of what *not to do* rather gives the game away.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Overload - best girl group debut single of all time? I’m ready for that conversation!
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao just did an interview about In Our Time for the BBC show Points of View
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Tinashe album hits like a punch to the face (complimentary)
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I accidentally spent £17,700 on 400 subscriptions to the LRB for Home Office staff and now the Life in the UK test is asking applicants to rank Derek Jarman films from most to least emotionally resonant?
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re going to have to do better than this, Tom Watson! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Don’t knock Palantir – it provides highly skilled, well-paid British jobs | Letter
Letters: Tom Watson responds to an article by Clive Lewis about the former Labour deputy leader’s new job at the technology company
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Washington DC, lock up your sons!
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My asthma has returned with a vengeance
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Far too early to tell for sure of course but I think the differing response to cutting winter fuel allowance vs (sort of) scrapping the triple lock can be seen in a “one death is a tragedy, a thousand deaths is a statistic” sort of way.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s the BEST
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thought this was an interesting point about the persona Burnham is building and how it will compare to Badenoch and Farage. Also I just find the dynamic between these two sooooo fascinating
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missed this because it was automatically listed as hateful but please go look at what it’s in response to
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If they don’t send the diva who put weeds and nettles in her cake home tonight then we need to proscribe Bake Off.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These Digger reviews……Sandra Hüller nation we will make it through these dark times
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I’ve spoken about this on here before but in South Africa for a few years there was this meme/trend that politicians and activists spoke about called “country duty” that was about everyday people doing their bit, volunteering etc. Andy would be a good messenger for something like that imo.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hmm not sure if this cuts the mustard anymore tbh.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keir Starmer, Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman watching that speech:
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Notable that the speech ended with a call to action, “we all need to get behind this” moment. Reminded me of Mamdani’s comms, which always position him as just one of many in a community capable of making change.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s also such a breath of fresh air after Starmer, who seemed to think modelling behaviour was beneath him as a leader.
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Ciaran @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine Starmer delivering a no-notes conference speech, he would also be crying
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well this is quite something.
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