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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh cool, I get to see Grief, with special guests Depression, Anxiety, and Agoraphobia

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No one asks me if I have to go pee or go poop 10 times in a row anymore.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026

me: *trying to fall asleep* my brain: shouldn’t the singular of dice be douse

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A phone you keep unfolding until you can live in it with all your friends and memories and wishlists

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What is a breakfast sexual innuendo and can I put my gravy all over its biscuits?

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Casual? With my level of anxiety??

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I feel pretty good actually

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The old book smell is just absorbed farts

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*Plays a kazoo while it all burns down*

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s suicide prevention month, and I want to share an article on something I personally deal with, being passively suicidal. I have no plans to harm myself, but the intrusive thoughts are in my head a lot. Please read this to help understand better theoutline.com/post/7267/li...

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I am not always very attached to being alive

Chronic, passive suicidal ideation is like living in the ocean. Let’s start talking about how to tread water.

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Chicken parm > chicken perm

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026

a diet rich in beefaroni never gave anyone e. coli that's for damned sure

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erick (friend of draculas) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Starfleet admirals are always trying to pull some shady shit which goes to show that even in the 24th century your boss's boss is probably a giant asshole

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

WIFE: When you write dialogue jokes... ME: Yeah? WIFE: Do you ever put words in my mouth? ME: Never. WIFE: Really? ME: Everything is 100% accurate. WIFE: You have an enormous penis.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Please stop telling people I shook you all night long when it couldn't have credibly been more than 10 percent of the night long.

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

When someone tells me they have diarrhea, I’m going to reply with “It’s all in your head”

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If there is no fan in your hotel bathroom, blast screamcore music to cover up the atrocities

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Sure, but how many spiders climb in your butt while you’re sleeping per year?

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

When I hear someone says compression hose, it hits my brain as compression ho’s, which I’m sure is a kink out there

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Caricature artists, but they’re all kids, drawing your brutal truth as a portrait

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

LEAN INTO YOUR NONSENSE

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Pretty sure the teacher made me captain so I wouldn’t get picked last

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

This is a hard world to navigate for a recovering Far Side addict. You can throw out all your books and merch, but if you plan on interacting with fridges or corkboards, Larson will eventually find you, and you’ll have to make a choice.

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

ASMR, but it’s me when I see no one is listening to me anymore, but my neurospicy brain needs me to finish saying the thought

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

“First you bug me to go out, and now you want to come right back in? You've been out there for like thirty seconds. Did you at least pee? Tell me you at least peed."