Reposted by comfort foodssteinkern @koboldvintner.bsky.social · 3hmore concussions -> more primpker 1131
Reposted by comfort foodsOld Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 3hwhat if it was called Helpraiser: and a guy with a normal head was just smiling saying "we have such support to give you" 712214
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 3hI have had five confirmed concussions, which explains a great deal about me. 5331
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 4h"Thou shall not covet the 1700 year old Egyptian socks" My sinful ass: 1546051
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 6hPlaying spin the bottle with a bunch of ants. I'm making the ants kiss. They love each other. 0140
Reposted by comfort foodsdeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He dinnae like Mondays he dinnae like nermal 222938
Reposted by comfort foodsBathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(Randy Newman voice) You gotta bend the knee 0141
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Loitering munitions, chilling armaments, and other hanging out materiel. 0270
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026F-250 with a lift kit tall enough to strike and kill god. 1300
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Heavy stream of piss noise defeating ANC. Nature always prevails. 0160
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Getting a cold as an adult is among the most demeaning experiences a person can have. 17210
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Washington DC is a tower defense game apparently. 1373
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The shoe ad has stopped me from purchasing 30 pairs a month. I'm embarrassed to even be associated with this brand. 0130
Reposted by comfort foodsGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Let me wield the power of the state. 39612
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm a conduit for the almighty, which is bad news for your sorry ass. 1180
Reposted by comfort foodstara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I like the way you talk bro it’s cool how no one can glean any meaning from what you’re saying 1777
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jon can fuck odie and garfield now and still qualify for the FBI. 3576
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I need your favs and so I will tolerate less than ideal behavior. 1240
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There is a graphic of me rotating slowly in the "Allies" section of a PS2 jrpg in-game reference menu. 2320
Reposted by comfort foodsAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Reading the “Best If Used By” date and intoning “That can be arranged!” wickedly 2414
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*"Guy who has a bridge" voice* I would like to sell you something. 1211
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell's aides very optimistically tying his hiking boots 1170
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As obnoxious as I find liberal celebrity worship, it is funny to use this tendency to punish Ed sheeren. Let slip the dogs of war shit. 2332
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I could solve the Iran war but I'm ignoring all my calls 0140
Reposted by comfort foodsmeasurebread @measurebread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the climate stalin we wanted: build the utility solar and nuclear plants or [redacted] the climate stalin we got: poor planning, famine 3486
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026James talarico is a stuart little-esque character that lives in a smart phone. 0130
Reposted by comfort foodsTravis @unraptured.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comBart Simpson's Sad MomentALT: Bart Simpson's Sad Moment 061
Reposted by comfort foodsJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026dragging furniture across the floor in the middle of the night is literally so important in upstairs neighbor culture 115729
Reposted by comfort foodserick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026[Walking by the mannequins in the lingerie department] M'lady. M'lady. M'lady. M'lady. 1386
Reposted by comfort foodsAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m smoking a fat bag of Actual Pain 1845792
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hassett is the most pigletesque cabinet official we've had in a while. 1120
comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years ago today, I was not involved in anything noteworthy happening. Just wanted to clarify. 3282
