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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 55s
i've learned a lot about myself over the last year. mostly that i am not very interesting and that i should learn about other stuff
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28m
I like to think Betty White is up there somewhere, getting even older
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 20m
i rememebr going into barnes and noble and looking at the books kept behind the counter because people stole them a lot and there was (among others): steal this book, house of leaves, and LSAT study guides
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phil @philjamesson.com · 2h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20h
Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson
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garf's favorite daughter @amygarf.bsky.social · 23h
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Always looking for a chandler but end up with a ross
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 41m
i for one love that theyre going to start packaging passports in envelopes that make it obvious its a passport. yknow passports, that document that is highly valuable and difficult to replace
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 10h
I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 55m
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 57m
google should be forced, by law, to fully fund wikipedia for a thousand years
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Naughty Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 51m
I have said this same thing to writers. I use 'writers' for a reason. I don't care if you are a published author, I love people who write.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 1h
someone i loved told me once "i expect nothing from you" and at first i got grumpy like, "what do you mean, I am useless?" but he really just meant "i love you as you are"
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 1h
sometimes people like me and want to be my friend and it can be really tempting to want to try to become the version of myself i think they will like but then i rememebr they already like the version of me that i am and thats pretty cool
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 1h
there is no such thing as an aspiring artist. you can aspire to have it be your job but if youre doing art youre an artist
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🧿kika🧿 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 1h
talk about depersonalizing
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 1h
its cool having friends you can talk to without feeling a need to self-censor or a fear that a minor disagreement or poorly worded sentence will end the friendship
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 1h
what, could they not find a depressed or suicidal military member?? seems unlikely given,,, every statistic ive ever read
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 5h
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
buzzfeednews.com
Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1h
Had to document this lest it be lost to history
a 27 inch dell monitor with Computer on a legal sticky note attached to its bezel. It's underlined
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3h
wandering around the office and just walked by a detached monitor with a yellow sticky note on it labeled COMPUTER. kind of profound if you think about it
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 15h
ask your doctor about ghosts
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 16h
this is my favorite post ever
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 13h
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
MrBeast is what Lucille Bluth thinks every Avenger is called
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 12h
thats 8 words and i dont see how that would help
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 14h
oh hell yes
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 14h
Internet Archive, as usual, has our backs.
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Valentine (2008–09) Love Gods 8 eps ft Kristoffer Polaha
Valentine (2008–09) Love Gods 8 eps ft Kristoffer PolahaIn a world where love has grown trivial and weary the Ancient Greek Gods exist to battle this tragedy. The Gods will do whatever it takes to bri...
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 14h
Democrats haven't openly hated their opposition like this in a while and God it's hot
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TWO votes cmon shitsky38.com/vote
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The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h
i’m an herbalist and a healer. allow me to tend to your wounds with this poultice recipe passed down from several generations of 1.8 GPAs
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 21h
for rent, duplex unit
a drawing of an alligator sticking out of a wall, with text reading:
For rent, duplex unit.
2 Bedrooms, 1.5 bath. Alligator stuck in cat door. Spacious living room, close to bars and restaurants.

Previous tenants say the alligator's name is Juan Carlos and he's chill if you feed him hot pockets, but he gets rowdy if you try to feed him totinos pizza rolls.

$2500 a month, no onsite parking.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 14h
theyre demolishing me to make room for a highway
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 15h
i am to the best of my knowledge the sole person who has a copy of the wildest show ive ever seen. its called valentine and it was fairly cancelled after 8 episodes. the first 7 suck but you have to watch them to truely appreciate episode 8
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call me Easy @ezebones.bsky.social · 16h
crows definitely have etiquette
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 15h
the court ruling in favor of Drug Users Liberation Front in BC today declares a clear violation of human liberties created by the inconsistent moralism scribed into law by the carceral legislation of drug addiction. An astoundingly clear ruling on the intersectional materiality of human rights:
bccourts.ca
2026 BCSC 1855 R v Kalicum
Citation:
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 16h
omg
youtu.be
The Worst Ghost Hunting Show of All Time
YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson
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its super cute tho
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 16h
made a "newskies guide" once (as was the custom at the time) and people made fun of me because i called it "rem postes guide to etiquette" but that name was a BIT. i was playing off emily post. cmon
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 16h
thank you for teaching me about other animals etiquette practices
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i got a new yarn holder because my old one broke and idk how i feel about it yet (havent used it tbf but already im like. hm)
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ragnarokette.bsky.social @ragnarokette.bsky.social · 17h
We taught this chimp Mrs Manners guide to etiquette and he hanged himself
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grace under pressure @persisting.bsky.social · 17h
THEY DO, and they correct them by allowing themselves to be wrestled onto their backs into submission!
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grace under pressure @persisting.bsky.social · 17h
Horses will apologize to each other and show affection by gently nibbling along the mane, and you can imitate this with your hand and they will understand what you mean!
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grace under pressure @persisting.bsky.social · 17h
And in this gif you can see the silverback realize he’s about to rudely make eye contact with whoever’s filming, so he’s politely turning his back!
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Gorilla's Playful Slide
ALT: Gorilla's Playful Slide
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decriminalize arson @decriminalizearson.bsky.social · 18h
Also, cats groom each other as a dominance display and bunnies receive grooming as a dominance display, so if they are friends and a cat licks the bunny they bothe think they are in charge
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decriminalize arson @decriminalizearson.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, shoebill storks bow to each other and like humans who bow to them more? And someone on here said they liked doing an imitation of a goose threat display because it really pissed them off to see a human be rude intentionally. Seagulls probably invented etiquette so they couls be assholes
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
I think it's pretty neat that one of the legit breakout indie success stories this year is a game about painstakingly designing and sewing opulent ballgowns store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...
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Dressmaker on Steam
Become a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 18h
Watching High Fidelity as a hipster/music nerd: Full of so much character and music history and with some great back and forths. Watch High Fidelity as a woman: These guys remind me of like 8 different soft boy self-obsessed assholes that were miserable to be around.
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