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@fiveeighths.bsky.social
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 18h
When i think up something that I want. I want it to already exist.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 22h
I need something something to help me with my raging Tiktok addiction. And online auctions are making me broke.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to start the work forklift because is racist. But I have to threatened to call the manager.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can lick my 5S
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All by myself I probably shouldn't have fired everyone
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need a tall boy for breakfast But a coffee and a egg sandwich will have to do.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting weird at work.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sending you cryptic messages from under the sheets
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Go to bed" Don't tell me what to do
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We stayed up late talking of dress maker and big dumpers
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top down Bottom up Thinking
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The weirdest part of my day was watching one full grown man touch the hand of another full grown that had held a stick of DDR6.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm helping small businesses in the community* *calls plug
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love a ligation movie Watches, Acme vs coyote.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not for nothing is all you every had.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've done something that makes me nervous and this is how I cope.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If they fire me I can take a nap
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One last nap that lasts a lifetime.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Greatness is not achieved by the meek and the mild.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It might be worth the gas money just to drive home from work for a mid day nap.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me, mad on a random Tuesday because I have to wear a bra
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have hopes and dreams Please crush them all
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The hyper independence come from the constant disappointment
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Draft Dez Ballz
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If leprosy was a paint job that would be my car.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My car looks so bad the homeless guy tried to give me money.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My car looks like it has a felony possession charge.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What kind of week are you having because my car got broken in to twice at work.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Treating all my ailments with coffee and procrastinating
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Me: Google the inside of my ear tingles Google: go to the doctor NOW You will DIE if you don't Me: I think your over reacting Google: yes, yes I am
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Throw it back a decade 2016 😭
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Me anytime I have a free moment
Black cat sleeping on a fluffy white blanket
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Coming hot and late
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Printing dragons in my dungeon
A purple and pink dragon finished and sitting inside a 3d printer.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Whisper sweet Q4 projection in your ear.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These spreadsheet are going to spread themselves.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sometimes i miss working as a bridge troll in your dreams.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reclaiming my time
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I need to do something different with my life. Let getting doughnuts
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My closest relationship right now is with a tech at work.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I dont know if I made myself sad or I just realized I was.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She called me a whore and I thanked her for believing in me.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If the inside jokes ran any deeper I would have to turn myself inside out.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My fools errand is to retrieve my heart.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A podcast called between two folds but its just me talking about things i can't scratch in public.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Always a worker Never the bee
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everyone at my work would have been fired is we really had an HR department.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sometimes when I'm sad I think about all the people I never have to see again and that helps a little
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
She did not run or walk But simply glide across the floor. Why are you here and did you bring me a snack?
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Who do you talk to in the middle of the night.
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