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JLP @jlp.systems · 26m
Cycled in the morning chill for the first time... I need cold weather gear!
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JLP @jlp.systems · 1h
Remember everything NOW
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JLP @jlp.systems · 1h
The Ethical Jagoff
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JLP @jlp.systems · 10h
Ok well lifting and cycling in the same day makes me ravenously hungry late at night
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JLP @jlp.systems · 11h
The Funny Info
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JLP @jlp.systems · 12h
figured this out sorta by accident while practicing something else 🦉☕️🥧
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JLP @jlp.systems · 14h
I heard that Hoobastank song and I can’t stop singing “I’m not a perthect perthon”
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JLP @jlp.systems · 14h
Super Intelligence 😀
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JLP @jlp.systems · 15h
🗣️
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 15h
ESP_012435_2015 - From UAHiRISE (NASA) (uahirise.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/dZ9ETW
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JLP @jlp.systems · 16h
Whap My Thirst
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JLP @jlp.systems · 16h
there’s some little little kids like five years old in my neighborhood who already have broccoli haircuts 
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JLP @jlp.systems · 17h
Let’s do my life
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JLP @jlp.systems · 18h
Well I’ve literally never wiped my ass, and I think,
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JLP @jlp.systems · 18h
Slick Wimp
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JLP @jlp.systems · 19h
For bigger or worse…
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 22h
found in a ditch on the way to the station digital painting
of iron bacteria underwater with conker leaves
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JLP @jlp.systems · 20h
Do The Lucky Thing
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JLP @jlp.systems · 15/04/2024
I'm Rick Bitch
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JLP @jlp.systems · 23h
Endless Performance
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Cocteau Twins song starts as soon as I enter the coffee store >>>>
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Weird’s Breakfast
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
let’s have Grand Feelings
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Get ready for everything
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Wow my first anniversary as a motorcyclist is this weekend
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
Towel me this… – The Toweler
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JLP @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
I’m back on the Regular Stuff wagon
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Listened to this on my moto commute home. Really hit the spot
youtu.be
Performance One - Part 1
YouTube video by Garrett Mendelow - Topic
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
It's funny to think
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Frank Sinatra saying "what's up youtube"
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Peter Questions, Jr.
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Yamaha Female Warrior
youtube thumbnail that shows a couple of motorcycles parked on a hillside with mountain vista in the background. The title and info read:

Yamaha Female Warrior & Hudson Hornet / 
Doc
FormalPunk • 153 3d ago
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
A Global Time... For The World
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
There's no binoculars emoji...
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
piss off nonce
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
I'm getting a mental update
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Chestburster in Paradise
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
I've noticed some gas stations around town have stopped showing the normal price on the sign and now flip back and forth between "cash" and "easy pay" prices which are like 10-12 cents lower than what you'd pay at the pump
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Wearing a hat because I bought it
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
The Wonderful Temperature: 52°F
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Poultice Academy
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Epic vulgar sunday roast
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or this
A line from Wesley Willis’ Cut the Mullet

“Take your ass to the barbershop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole”
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Oh hell yeah Le Guin just used the word “especial”
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atomic bog @jessicapancakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for regular americans: Motorola Re/Max AirBnB Expedia TripAdvisor
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
The
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
Bro is boiling a sullen stew of resentment
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JLP @jlp.systems · 27/09/2026
Many of my plants are struggling due to how DRY it’s been!
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JLP @jlp.systems · 27/09/2026
Pulling your head out of your ass says more about you than it does asses, or heads
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KCAL-9 commercials, 5/11/1991 part 1 : 705s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 705 seconds.
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