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nikk @nikk.ca · 4h
dog is getting old :(
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
rizzler's mother
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
action games should have "skip tedious stuff" as an accessibility option. i do not want to play Find the Small Object. i have to play Find the Small Object in real life every single day
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026
Q: Bond, squeeze the filter of that cigarette to release a burst of cooling menthol oil into the stream. Inhale and enjoy. The compound i added will kill you instantly.
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
tickle my 5000 porcelain elmos
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
i'm in the silo, snackin on grains
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
neck tourniquet for a nosebleed
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
edible arraignments
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
but i did it anyway and everybody got mad. the end
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
15 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
i've encrypted the master password into this box of froot loops. do not eat the froot loops or we will lose everything
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
im an alpha male, like wall-e from the movie wall-e
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
heeere comes the airplane (injecting you with a microchip) nyurrrrr
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm in a christian rock group with my mom"
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
i'm thinking about becoming a business
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
i'm just a man looking for someone to special to share my data with
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old)
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nikk @nikk.ca · 27/09/2026
journey to the earth yolk
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nikk @nikk.ca · 27/09/2026
the oak tree is dropping its items
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nikk @nikk.ca · 27/09/2026
hey siri, provision me a megayacht
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nikk @nikk.ca · 26/09/2026
ultra high fregrency candles
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nikk @nikk.ca · 26/09/2026
it is not always easy to have a famous dog
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JLP @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026
I hope you find this documentation useful... in hell
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nikk @nikk.ca · 25/09/2026
just received my first "loud dog" notification on my new apple watch
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nikk @nikk.ca · 25/09/2026
i studied misanthropy at fuck u
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nikk @nikk.ca · 25/09/2026
cannonballing into a vat of olive oil with my baguette
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nikk @nikk.ca · 24/09/2026
they're queuing up the christmas music
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nikk @nikk.ca · 24/09/2026
mortally wounded, using my final ounce of strength to toast a waffle
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nikk @nikk.ca · 24/09/2026
i warned you that hat looks stupid on you. you are under arrest
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nikk @nikk.ca · 24/09/2026
i'm probably gonna play control resonant in 9 hours 35 minutes and 28 seconds
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nikk @nikk.ca · 24/09/2026
i'm feeling chopped and washed. like a salad
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nikk @nikk.ca · 24/09/2026
pecan sam
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
if i was claude shannon i'd be pissed
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
things are heating up... all the software engineers are slowly going insane... 🍿👀
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
my favorite type of story in a video game is one you can hit a button to skip
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
offering you ladle of gasoline from my bucket
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
my top 9 animes are donald duck and looney tunes
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
you can have these
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holly! :) @bunnykikr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my sister just got a rack for my nephew off temu he's going to be so alpha one day
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
some of guys is long
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
i wrapped the pills in butter and now dog wants more pills. he's just like his old man
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cool girl 1996 @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ass
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nikk @nikk.ca · 23/09/2026
wading thru the bog of life
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🚿 🛌
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nikk @nikk.ca · 22/09/2026
i was perusing your fine collection of posts and happened upon a banger
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nikk @nikk.ca · 22/09/2026
do you think inky, blinky, pinky and clyde were also pac-men before they died
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nikk @nikk.ca · 22/09/2026
if you ask me to sign up for your newsletter one more time, i will use the store locator to find your nearest location and burn it to the ground
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nikk @nikk.ca · 22/09/2026
retailers would rather destroy my mind than sell me a jacket
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nikk @nikk.ca · 21/09/2026
nothing beats the satisfying crunch of the egg
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