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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i have seen things you wouldnt believe. stuff on tv. other things

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We need a 3 strike policy. Third impeachment, and it doesn't matter what the senate has to say about it they're out.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We all need to start exclusively asking AI to find and release the unredacted Epstein Files.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

an eight year gap in my résumé that just says “iced coffee”

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

On windy days like this, I turn my ample jowls to the wind and beat a course for the Spice Islands to pick up some nutmeg

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Make a cop into a criminal in one easy step: 1. Provide unfettered access to Flock cameras.

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you have such a nice apparatus

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

need to be friends with someone who works at the doing better at life store so i can like... get a discount or whatever

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As far as best policies go, I’d say honesty definitely is one.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok. I don’t think you’re following this. Yes it was in a galaxy far, far away, but it was also long ago. Long ago. All this shit happened already. And somehow now we just drive around on wheels… what the fuck?

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[at scene of fender bender] OFFICER: ma’am where are your pants ME: i just think i should be able to breathe out of my vagina in emergencies

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Might I interest you in a sidequest?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me:I’ve always depended on the kindness of strangers. Her: Fuck off, dipshit.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/09/2026

more like autoincorrect amirite

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have a condition called iSatDownWithoutTheRemote-itis

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am the rabbit hole. You are down me. It feels nice.

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Clones are people two.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey folks, I've got a new litter of Skarsgård brothers here if anybody wants one.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/09/2026

ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Remember, you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think but you'll still choke to death on your own spit.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There's never a falling anvil around when you need one.

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

don’t tell me you love me tell me you really need to pee and i’ll remind you that we stopped five minutes ago and you’ll say you didn’t have to go then

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/09/2026

me: could I please get a... denim-stration? store clerk: *folding jeans* get out

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Best job i ever had at the zoo was helping the Meerkats apply their eye liner in the morning before the visitors arrived

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh, you enjoy garbage? You just hit the jackpot, tiger.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Pull up your big kid pants we’re going to The Hut. We got some Outpizza-ing to do.

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

putting my hand down my panties for an itch but like in a classy way

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

HER: would you like to feel it kick? ME: sure HER: *places my hand on her sensei*

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Job interview: what would you say your weakness is? Me: running out of cheese

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

do you think fish know which bubbles are farts

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If you can’t handle me in my Endor Forest Poncho, you don’t deserve me in my Jabba Slave Bikini.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It is nearly always sad when an 80 year old passes away. But I can think of one circumstance where it would be the exact opposite of sad.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

a five year gap in my résumé that just says “Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all."

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I *want* to have a crush on you, but you insist on being dumb.

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I want quality over quantity but lots of it.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

In math class they asked me to convert 0.818181818 from a decimal to a fraction, but I forgot despite the propaganda telling me to never forget.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 16/08/2026

It took realizing he didn't give a shit if she lived or died for Karoline Leavitt to break. Remember that as your food supply is poison and they tell you not to get the vaccines they and their kids sure as fuck got.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Pickles are cucumber ham.

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 16/08/2026