PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 4hHere it is. Another chance for a lucky person to drive me out to the middle of nowhere on the pretext of seeing the aurora borealis, but murder me instead. *crossed fingers* 1193
Reposted by PAM!SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 4hI might not be very good at love but I do know what it isn’t 1192
Reposted by PAM!Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I blame all of this on the windmills. 712851
Reposted by PAM!JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Even when it’s fun I promise you it used to be more fun. 022
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14hDon't condone violence, so if you know an Aaron Beeler in the vicinity of Lafayette, Indiana tell him to lay low a few. Somebody might be on the way to knock whatever teeth he had left clean out. If the teeth are all gone, I understand the balls are the next convenient thing. *puts on boots* 090
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14hNow THAT I would subscribe to. That's definitely worth $9.99 a month! 110
Reposted by PAM!Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My groin would tear like loose leaf notebook paper if I changed directions just once like these NFL running backs. 1165
Reposted by PAM!Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel. 613269
Reposted by PAM!aric @aghastronaut.com · 08/10/2026If you could fight one historical figure today, living or dead, why? Why are you doing that? It's so weird. 3132
Reposted by PAM!Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You are not alone. We are there with you on your phone in the bathroom. 115565
Reposted by PAM!Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Earth is hurtling through Space at 67,000 miles an hour and you want me to go outside? 24212
Reposted by PAM!Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18hPlease refrain from disrupting my delusions with facts. Thanks. 03020
Reposted by PAM!Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 19hHaving to do things when you’re so sleepy is abuse 05623
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15hTHEY GONNA PAY! DO THEY EVEN KNOW HOW MANY WITHERING STARES YOU'RE PACKING?! 110
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15h(seeing people take the last few belongings out of the house across the street after my neighbor died) Me: I wonder if I could go over and nab that little pagoda in her yard. To remember my favorite neighbor. Chad: Where would you put it? Me: 'Round back so nobody knew I stole it. 2387
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 18hY' know how they have a real quiet rattle on account of the googly bits? Okay. Alright. Now imagine you're walking. Yeah. You a sexy rattlesnake. 040
Reposted by PAM!Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 06/10/2026for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again 613347
Reposted by PAM!Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science 516672
Reposted by PAM!sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026getting ahead of the curve by marrying a data center 1112632
Reposted by PAM!andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/10/2026Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot 26826116
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Used more age defying body wash on my left boob than my right and now one is 1/4 inch higher! 081
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Two things: One: Yes, I make new lyrics for songs for Lovey. In Glass Animals Take a Slice he's gonna go to Pensacola, gonna work real hard in college. Good for him! Two: Lady drummers. Broads who drum. Drum biatches. (nodding vigorously) 040
Reposted by PAM!Zesti @zesti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Well, whose fault is that?” I say, asking the person whose fault it is. 1165
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Things I'm looking for in a man: •Roll My Stone •Like my hugs (Lovey's version) •Make me a sammich! (playlist in bio 👉💌)youtu.beRoll My Stone (Live)YouTube video by Arcy Drive - Topic 160
PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've had 20,000 social media accounts, and on more than half I'm not dressed. If you've seen an ass on The Internet, there's a decent chance it was mine. But you didn't know. Because of the wig.static.klipy.comIsmail Yk Dog's Funny Face CostumeAlt: Dog butt in wig and glasses 010
Reposted by PAM!Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just ate one piece of broccolus 1017058
Reposted by PAM!Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The best financial advice I got was from a dog, namely, "Don't poodle your eggs in one basket." 58137
Reposted by PAM!James @james.tarnation.lol · 08/10/2026health tip: don’t eat poorly every day. only at night. 15210
Reposted by PAM!Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hot singles in your area want to eat your still beating heart 915061
Reposted by PAM!happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026there should be a media tab exclusively for people trying to find out if you’re hot 1164
Reposted by PAM!Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Studio Tech Insider Info: The white circles on video production wardrobe green suits are where they attach the milking devices. 085
Reposted by PAM!Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes, I accidentally make eye contact with the piñata during the beating and see into its soul. "Why? Why is this happening to me?" After that, the candy just tastes like ashes in my mouth. 17930
Reposted by PAM!Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's good to have hobbies. It's even better if your hobbies include enjoying burritos and laughing at the absurdity of life. 011015
Reposted by PAM!Jeremy @jeremyharrison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm going on a date to see Resident Evil tomorrow, and I plan to impress her by doing a Wilhelm scream every time anything remotely scary happens 185
Reposted by PAM!Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it. 210647
Reposted by PAM!Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Be the person they talk about in therapy 37431
