Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 6hMostly cloudy this week. It's gonna be shadier than Trump's DOJ. 021
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistThe Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 21hThe Gouldian Finch Camouflages Itself Against Its Natural Predator, Katy Perry 0299
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Taking an ancestry DNA test and discovering that your much older sister is your birth mom and your dad is the custodian at the old high school. 083
Reposted by Sad Meteorologistweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The only reason I miss twitter is seeing people mad at the local weatherman. He should come here so we can be mad at him here. 8986
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey girl r u the rains down in Africa? cause I think u did a hundred men or more. 073
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Dirtbag! You make me want to throw up in my mouth. You make me sick." Is this a Senate hearing or was it my dad after one of my high school football practices? 0131
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hired a home improvement company but my family still sucks 092
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Life is like a box of chocolates. It gave me diabetes. 0105
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026MAYBE THE WEATHER FORECAST DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU 043
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle with my wife. 0133
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The high of the day on Easter will be 50 degrees. The low will be when my kids find out the only thing buried in the yard is last year's Christmas hamster. 1133
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social This bio doesn't even mention Bluesky influencer?! apple.news/A2PEGQQfFSlG...apple.newsMeet Josh Mankiewicz, Correspondent for Trace of Suspicion — NBC NewsJosh Mankiewicz is a correspondent for Dateline NBC and the host of multiple original podcasts including Motive for Murder, Dateline: Missing in America, and Deadly Engagement. 1103
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Punxsutawney Phil exits his den. Once he was a proud marmot. Native Americans revered him. They called him Monax. Now he's a sideshow. A rodent named Phil. He sees his shadow. The crowd moans. "Get back in your hole, fat hamster!" A child pelts him with funnel cake. 081
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow and he's a "prognosticator." I see my wife kiss my neighbor and I'm "the major regret that drove her to it." 031
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 03/02/2026R.I.P. fellow weathercaster Punxsutawney Phil, fatally shot this morning when an officer mistook a clump of wild grasses for a gun. 2201
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Clicked the Discover tab but I still didn't know who my dad is. 195
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Is it wheelbarrow or wheel barrel? I need to bury my mother in law. 2172
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Couldn't figure why my rent was so cheap till I saw my neighbor deep fry a turkey using an engine hoist and a wheelbarrow 0144
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025"Central Valley Serpent" was my ex wife's name. 030
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 20/04/2025The day's high will be in the 60's. The low of the day will come when my kids dig up the yard looking for Easter eggs but only find last year's Christmas hamsters. 1175
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025go.bsky.app/Hnfv7Mcgo.bsky.appParody AccountsJoin the conversation 4167
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Expecting stormy conditions to move in over night. The wind will be screaming louder than your mom. Happy #NationalWeathermansDay 093
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 23/01/2025"𝘓'𝘭𝘭 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘏𝘪 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴, 𝘭'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘶 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳." 0163
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 19/01/2025We expect a heavy dusting of the white stuff in DC on Inauguration Day, most of it stuck in Don Jr’s mustache. 0147
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Mid teens are expected at the Inauguration. Matt Gaetz has decided to attend. Also, it’s going to be cold. 1144
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025The bird sanctuary is for the birds who went crazy. The bird rehab is for the injured birds. The sanctuary is off limits to visitors 2899
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistEarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 07/01/2025go.bsky.app/2cWq8RK 0135
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 07/01/2025MAYBE THE WEATHER FORECAST DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU? 052
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Expect stormy conditions to move in over night. The wind will be screaming louder than your mom. 045
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Now Sears is saying the Christmas portraits won’t be ready till March and we’re not sure the cat will live that long. 194
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 25/12/2024The Flight Path Tracker™️ was taken offline after Santa took gunfire from deer stands scattered across northern Michigan. 0163
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 23/12/2024The weather outside is frightful and so's your mom 1294
Reposted by Sad MeteorologistWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024We need to fight. 2236
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 16/12/2024If these storm clouds were any lower, they'd be stealing their mom's bingo money to buy OxyContin. 062
Reposted by Sad Meteorologist;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 16/12/2024From now on I’m only posting lukewarm earnest takes. This is a joke-free zone. How is the weather where you are? Here it is fine 😐 7385
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Waiter: our specials are the smoked salmon… Me: one time my dad caught me smoking a salmon and punished me by making me smoke an entire school of salmon, so no. Waiter: …and the pulled pork. Me: you’re not going to believe this. 02610
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Overnight humidity will create dew that caresses the morning grass and evaporates into nothingness as we experience dryer weather. I am that morning dew. I embrace the nothingness. And now Ted with sports. 06420
Sad Meteorologist @sadmeteorologist.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The forecast looks a lot like my work week, dark & depressing with an occasional shower. 0339
