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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 22m

ME: Look, if I can do the funny thing, I’m going to do the funny thing HR: That’s kind of why you’re here right now

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 4h

cashier: what size coffee would you like? me: medium is fine, I don't have the butthole capacity for a large. cashier, to my friend: and what size is your butthole?

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 3h

Turning in a loaner laptop at work (because my regular one borked after something was pushed to it) and I couldn’t be more thrilled Loaner had a dedicated Copilot button on the keyboard I kept hitting by accident because the layout was different than my regular laptop’s and I *hated* that shit

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 5h

“Capitalism breeds innovation!” Meanwhile the innovation being cooked up is trying to figure out how to charge a subscription fee to breathable air

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 18h

You look me in the eye and tell me they’re not related

Goomba from the 1993 Mario Brothers Movie

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Can I see you in my office?” Yeah, probably, I don’t turn invisible or anything

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

IDEA: A fun, hyper popular free-to-play game where when you run out of lives in the game a hitman is sent to your location to kill you

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Craigslist, but for bad ideas

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“At least he’s getting things done” onlookers say, as Peter Theil continues loading orphans into the orphan shredder and is being stopped by nobody

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ME: I would like to see posts from people I chose to follow FACEBOOK: Did you say a nonstop scroll of AI-generated Dennis The Menace and Stick Figure comics from an endless ocean of pages you’ve never heard before? ME: No FACEBOOK: Because that’s what I heard. Enjoy. ME: You know I won’t.

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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MAKE ART! MAKE BAD ART! BAD ART IS BETTER THAN AI ART! YOUR WORST IS STILL BETTER THAN THE SLOP!

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HEY NOW, ALL STAR, PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS

The Original Bomb Pop with a Shrek tie in for some reason

The popsicle start not quite, but still uncomfortably close to Shrek’s pelvis, which is certainly a choice

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gonna tell my kids this was the world’s first YouTube thumbnail

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[restaurant] WAITER: may i take your order ME: you too

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

NEW FROM WSJ: 5 graphs that prove Poor People should just shut up and accept things as they are

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026

what in the fuck is going on

display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot

close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[at a red light] She: Tell me if the light changes Me: They usually do, but sometimes you have to wait She: Shut the fuck up Me: You betcha

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

INTERVIEWER: “Can I ask why you’ve brought TWO blunts to this interview?” ME: “Sir I’m…*turns to camera* double-jointed” *Interviewer starts breakdancing*

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026

This is actually hell, right?

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t get it. Does it turn into spaghetti during a full moon, or?

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bumping up the 🧵 Folks need to read it

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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I drink your frappuchino! I DRINK IT UP!

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Assert dominance and bring THEIR iced coffee to the interview Drink it while making strong eye contact

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Was wondering what the bad guy from The Lorax was up to these days

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/09/2026

it's all this guys fault

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My favorite part of the new Chris Hansen movie is when he said to the camera “This is the skin of a killer, Bella”

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Something went wrong” errors are the computer equivalent of “I NEED AN ADULT”

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: More… sexually afk DOCTOR: [writes “Will die alone” in medical notes] ME: I can hear what you’re writing DOCTOR: You’re only proving my point

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For an April Fool’s Day prank, People Magazine should rename itself to Soylent Green Magazine

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kermit on 60 minutes Sam the Eagle on local nightly news Fozzie on The Daily Show (Swedish Chef as a Daily Show Correspondent)

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why numbers no go up make numbers go up

Alarmingly Bad comic about numbers not going up

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thanks to the cooler weather my basement is now in that amazing goldilocks zone between “sauna” and “icebox” and I look forward to enjoying it for approximately 2 days

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Orgasms imply the existence of Andgasms and Notgasms

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So I just hosted another company (supplier/customer - it’s a weird relationship) at work and it went well But the other main guy hosting with me, whom I’d never met in person and is more Sales-y, had glasses on the entire meeting AND ALSO a pair of aviator sunglasses on top of his head like this

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is the hopeless place Rihanna found love in

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not beating the Weekend at Bernie’s allegations

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I genuinely cannot comprehend how anyone can be *this* afraid of things that have literally no impact on their lives Like, how do you function in society as this big of a coward?

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Frankenstein monster: Am I ugly Dr Frankenstein: You're perfect the way God made you Frankenstein monster: You made me De Frankenstein: What I said

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A laundry detergent themed Thai restaurant named Thai Pods

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I really don’t like the fact that my YouTube app doesn’t show how long a video is before I click it. I need to know if what I’m about to get into is 10 minutes or a fucken hour or what

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You’re all doing it wrong

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026

hey guys (hey guys (hey guys (hey guys check this out) check this out) check this out) check this out

an analog clock but each number is a smaller analogue clock showing where the hands would be at that time

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bitch, if anyone wants to get rid of Thanksgiving it’s the people responsible for making it impossible to afford food.

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