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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 4h

It's called a cattle drive, maybe you've herded it

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 9h

Them: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. Me: [standing on the ceiling] Why do you say that?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11h

Why burn a bridge when you can burn their house to the ground instead

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 5h

After 5 hour round trip to Mom's doc office Me: I'll run in the store for you. What would you like? Mom: I don't know, chips Me: What kind? Mom: (tired) The crunchy kind Me: k (goes in & puts 5 diff bags of chips, fuzzy blanket, bag of chocolates on counter) Cashier: *cautiously* Rough day?

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 5h

I took this quite a few years ago and it remains one of my favorite pictures. I love the way the condensation decorates the spider webs like sparkling jewels and gives them weight. I love how each web has a strand of silk connecting it to a point on the ground. I only added the black & white filter.

A stone bird bath adorned by two draping spider webs, heavy and bright with the morning’s condensation. A black and white filter has been applied to the picture.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 5h

Phone Friend: You sound exhausted. You okay? Me: Tired. My brain is melted. Friend: (says something else) Me: What? Please. Stop wording at me. Friend: *laughing* Most people call it talking, but okay. No more talking. I'll let you go.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 7h

she’s got an ass that won’t quit, boobs that can’t get fired, legs that won’t accept a redundancy. honestly, we’ve tried everything and now we need to get HR involved.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 6h

At the bank's drive thru window there are two tellers usually. Today there was one teller in her usual chair & an alien skeleton in the other. I do love Halloween.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 19h

If, by finding my calling, you mean early retirement then, yes, I’ve found my calling.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11h

This season, may you share in the bounty of our bitter, bitter fruit

A cranberry harvest in Falmouth, Mass. The red berries are guided by booms on the blue water of a flooded bog

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 7h

Forget nudes, show me what sauce you dip your chicken nuggets in

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If I never faint again it’ll be too swoon.

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alias goes here @meanoldbitch.bsky.social · 7h

Little lad ass pitcher

Photo of the Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Glasnow. he has on an LA ball cap and chin-length hair
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Picture of the “little lad” character from Starburst commercial. He also has chin length hair and is wearing a silly outfit with a frilly collar.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h

One Halloween, I fired off three (3) eggs broadside at the P&B bus as she passed me at 30mph. I just wanted to document this for historians.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

nothing is more beautiful than something not trying to be anything else

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 7h

News is scary enough

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 7h

What scary movie are we watching tonight?

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 9h

Hands down the most immature 50yo I know of... so I've got that going for me

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19h

Pigeons were used extensively during WWI and WWII, carrying information over enemy lines, and saving thousands of lives. Innate intelligence, speed and endurance served them well on missions, as did an uncanny talent for camouflage. See if you can spot the pigeon in this picture.

Black and white photo of a pigeon sitting atop what might be the peak of a roof, a leaf wrapped around its head.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 9h

I felt pretty good about my Old Navy purchase until it was rung up and the payment screen listed the item as Grandpa Sweater.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 9h

I wasn’t prepared to live my life on shuffle

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 13h

me to a person at the park: Hello me to a goose at the park: Hellonk

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 10h

I've eaten so much Halloween candy that buying more is starting to feel like a subscription service.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 11h

on my best days, I’m agnostic. on my worst days, I’m vegan.

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 10h

Trump’s policies kill Ukrainians who are trying to get gas and raise prices for Americans who are trying to get gas. And he wants the Americans to blame the Ukrainians. This is wrong and despicable. snyder.substack.com/p/a-meditati...

snyder.substack.com

A Meditation on Gas Stations

On Total War and Individual Responsibility (1/2)

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

wake up babe, they remade Hocus Pocus only it’s actually scary this time

the three witches passing their only eye back and forth as they mug for the camera, in floral, sequins and red velvet

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 18h

Nice post! I remember reading that on a bathroom stall in 1983

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10h

A painting of me stored in the attic, but each time I visit it the holes in my favorite t shirt look worse.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10h

literally chewing his ear off

Tahoe, a very fluffy Australian shepherd, chewing the ear off his green friend

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11h

“you gotta leave them guessing” can i have a hint

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 12h

If everything is equally important and needed yesterday then how do we keep the pressure from making our brains explode out of our ears, noses, mouths, and tear ducts?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 15h

Please pray for me. I’m fine I just need attention

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 15h

*puts up framed poster of cute kitten, hanging on a tree branch, under which is written, “Can’t… hang… on… much… longer… tell my family…I love them…”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12h

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

Fur blowing straight back from the face of a long-haired dog with their head poking out of the window of a moving vehicle.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 12h

Signed with the Rogue AI Talent Agency, but I’m not sure I approve of their methods to get me work: they’re framing anyone who doesn’t hire me for money laundering.

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 12h

I just figured that when I got this old, I'd naturally know what Pinochle is.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14h

to get into my library’s website, all you have to do is check a box that asks if you’re human there’s no pics of bridges or boats or bicycles & oh shit i can’t get in wth god dammit god fucking dammit 😤

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 13h

When people tell you ‘that’s just how the world works’ tell them there’s countless examples of how people changed the world

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 14h

”Many are called, but few are chosen.” —telemarketers

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 15h

*about to rawdog a pie *thinks better and uses a fork *and puts on a prophylactic

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19h

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat you when you're having an anxiety attack.

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 15h

A decade ago, a few of us tried to get across the significance of Putin’s patronage of Trump. Here’s my book, "Road to Unfreedom," which puts that relationship in the larger setting of oligarchy vs democracy. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/570367...

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The Road to Unfreedom by Timothy Snyder: 9780525574477 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the author of On Tyranny comes a stunning new chronicle of the rise of authoritarianism from Russia to Europe and America. “A brilliant analysis of our time.”—Karl...

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15h

Waiter: how would you like your eggs? Me: Cadbury

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17h

hey, @professorkiosk.wtf always works to make this place more interactive and engaging and i for one admire and appreciate the heck out of this kind and clever lad ♥️

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 16h

Nothing is stronger than my 6 PM desire to never speak to another human being for the rest of the day.

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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 17h

So, it looks like they're balking at public execution but the threat of it did expose how many absolute monsters out there actually love the idea of public executions.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Who you gonna call 📞

A frozen pizza with the cheese and pepperoni ghostbuster style

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 17h

They don’t need to livestream an execution now that the’ve brought on a press secretary who’s dying on camera every day.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20h

I would say something here like, "I don't think today can get any more chaotic" but y'all will probably screenshot it and report it to the universe

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