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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 12h

I guessed that by opposite of AI, he meant that SI was "Stupid Intelligence" which is pretty much where his is tbh

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 12h

Just had a lovely time with Amazon customer service and I hate absolutely EVERYTHING right now.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 17h

"Oh look— [50 years later, thousands of miles away] — a wormhole."

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18h

@neillcameron.bsky.social Oh my GOD! You're on my telly! It's lovely to see you on my telly ❤️

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: I've a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. [spills soup down my front] Dry cleaner: I see

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s all those Pb & J sandwiches.

Half of US adults were exposed to harmful lead levels as kids, study finds.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's been over a week now, and I'm starting to feel the pinch. I only have one shift a week with my other job. If you're in a position to offer any help, it will be more than greatly appreciated. Thank you.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@scriblit.bsky.social Oh. My. God! I came late to the party but I'm catching up with The Last of Us and as a bi, THEY ARE SO ADORABLE! Nothing bad happened yet but my heart is already melting

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s weird how Celtic isn’t pronounced Celtic except when referring to Celtic otherwise it’s Celtic.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

With great Powerade™ comes great Responsibilitade™

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026

Around these parts it's called Skeeturday, the day we reply to contest posts like this one with a link to one of our own skeets or a friend's skeet. Multiple judges will be awarding their favorites with a shiny trophy from @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social! Like and repost this skeet or else.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do you know the difference between fascist views and haemorrhoids? There's none. Only arseholes can have them.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

With great Powerade™ comes great Responsibilitade™

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NEwsletter is NOW IN YOUR INBOXES with the cover and everything!

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[Andes' plane crash survivors diary] Day 1: Gary's cheering us up telling jokes Day 2: Same jokes Day 4: We all hate Gary Day 6: We ate Gary

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well, Moby Dick is not, despite the obvious sexual tension, the erotic novel I expected it to be.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Some supposed literary classics haven't aged well but The Picture of Dorian Gray never gets old.

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀 @tanner68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NOT NOW MOM I'M BEING EDGY ON THE INTERNET

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🎶 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 🎶 *Silence*

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20/09/2026

Gas has hit a price where siphoning it is a white-collar crime.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Streaming services became my new reading-five-books-at-once.

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 18/09/2026

YOU ARE ALL MAKING FUN OF THE POPE'S ORB BUT ONCE HE HATCHES IT AND IT'S DONE NURSING? THOSE OF YOU WHO SURVIVE WILL FEEL LIKE REAL "ASSHOLES".

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i was just following my dreams, your honor

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: [depressed] Dog: [drops ball in my lap] Hey, throw this for me Me: Ok Dog: [fetches ball] HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME DO IT AGAIN Me: [feels much better]

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I lost my job today, it's all a bit shitty tbh Things are about to get really tight, so… [nudges the old ko-fi link ko-fi.com/jeffwni thingy] If you can, any help will be more than welcomed. Thank you/Diolch/Merci

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You can never expect the worst time of your life. For example, you just had a big shit and suddenly, you"re about to sneeze, but you already started wiping your bum, and you know, you're already holding that tissue paper… You just can"t expect the worst time of your life.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[Andes' plane crash survivors diary] Day 1: Gary's cheering us up telling jokes Day 2: Same jokes Day 4: We all hate Gary Day 6: We ate Gary

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

Friend: What’s that weird face he’s pulling on every picture? Wife: *sigh* He insists on saying “Fromâââge” for every photo Friend: oh right, because he’s French Wife: no, because he’s an idiot.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The will to live

Plate of poached chicken breasts, white yogurt, white rice
Caption: What's missing here?

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My wife just poured herself a glass of wine 😳

An extremely large glass full to the brim with red wine (Chianti)

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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good evening, or as the French say, good evening, only in French.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Damnit! Woke up with spider breath. Again.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

"It's time. Call Moth-Man." [cop turns on the Moth-Signal] [Moth-Man flies like crazy around the signal in the sky] "What a fucking idiot…"

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you? GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Apple TV, Dark Matter, Series 1. episode 3: "I didn't steal his life, he stole mine" would have done much of the heavy lifting. I guess not great for the plot, to be dragged for EVER, but preferable.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Aaargh! I've just been subjected to the Tom Ford Ombré Leather advert for the third time tonight and I hate EVERYTHING about it. I don't think it's even AI generated that makes it even more inexcusable

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh no! My uncle unfollowed me on here 😭😭😭 Well, not *my* uncle per se, just an uncle… or maybe not even, it's part of their handle. Anyway, family eh?!

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sorry, I can't come to work today, I have the sadness in my heart.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I understand that selling a smell via traditional media is difficult but I truly think that if the perfume adverts were not this pile of festering pretentious stupidity, the world wouldn't be the mess it is now.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Chuckling at the almost touching pointlessness of gifting Donald Trump a Michael Longley poem. Like playing Bach to a waffle iron.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The things I was frightened of as a child: - During open water swims, the unscrutinizable depths where the giant tentacles would come from to seize you - spiders/scolopandes - the Soviet union - other children - my father's temper

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?

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