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“To avoid getting stuck in a mosquito infested jungle mud pit…” Ummm maybe that sounds like my cup of tea you don’t know what I am into

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 13h

If you want to get me my own orchestra for my birthday but forgot it was my birthday, it is not too late, I will also accept a rain check or an orchestra IOU

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 13h

It’s almost my birthday and once again, I do not believe I will be getting an orchestra for my birthday

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 15h

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 21h

Cause of death: kindness

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026

I’m told this will not work in real life in the way that it does in my head

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026

Man: *pulls out weapon* Me: *lifts up shirt* Man: …. Me: these perfect boobs, why would you want to hurt them Man: *puts gun away*

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 28/09/2026

It's like ravens don't even wanna quoth evermore

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's called sound maybe you've heard of it

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Possibly made a new friend? Weird.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026

I am afraid of a million things I should not be afraid of and totally oblivious to things I should definitely be afraid of

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 29/09/2026

Having a boyfriend is fun because they point out things you are oblivious to such as men around you with guns tucked in their pants and I’m all la la la that guy is a little creepy but omg I didn’t think he would have a weapon

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 28/09/2026

Mezcal makes me believe that I am a rapper and you can too

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026

Update from Charlie at the vet: Loki will need surgery. Please share or donate? Would really appreciate it. 💔

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026

Hopelessly romantic and fiercely loyal and obsessive girlfriend, polyamorous boyfriend

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026

We are sociopaths and narcissists and you can be one too!

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026

Is it bad that my boyfriend knows how often I dream about a man who is not him or is that healthy honesty

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026

Disagreements re: how early we must arrive at the airport (incompatible)

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026

I will laugh at every joke because I do not understand any joke

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026

Let’s go to a comedy show in a language we do not speak fluently

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 27/09/2026

I have reached the maximum number of drafts which means I must unleash all thoughts regardless of if they are good thoughts or bad thoughts

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no you’re right, email i unsubscribed to, i did want to keep receiving your emails. this non consensual persistence will surely make me a loyal customer

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 26/09/2026

There is something fascinating and eerie oh no when a major pop artist’s fans are convinced that any negative comment about a song is a gigantic bot conspiracy and are unable to accept that just maybe the music is not good. Feels similar to a certain political fandom.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 25/09/2026

Him, observing my swipe behavior: You are a savant for picking red flags. You only pick red flags!! This explains so much about you.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every butterfly you see is Dolly now & you are to say aloud “She Is Risen” when you see one.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just realized WAP by Cardi B has the same chord progression as Pachelbel's Canon in D haha D is funny in this context

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026

Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 24/09/2026

Should I get last minute Phoebe Bridgers tickets or should I get last minute Phoebe Bridgers tickets

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you wouldnt last a week out in the streets. lots of cars these days. they'll hit you.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i’m not skilled enough to pretend to be cool so i just had to embrace my nerdy cringe and be at peace

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 23/09/2026

Happy One Day We Can't Pull Off This Heist Day

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 23/09/2026

Obligatory post to claim my bisexuality

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 23/09/2026

Thinking of you in the way you were thinking of me

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fuck, I’m horny. Horny for KNOWLEDGE.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026

rolling into autumn like

framed needlepoint of Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm wearing puritan garb driving a pumpkin car instead of an apple
Credit: Reddit user /u/kenz024

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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this woman at work today was talking about her ex boyfriend and how cringey it was that he played guitar and was in a band and I’m just sitting there like yeah oof that sucks he sounds lame as hell who would do that shit 😳

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 22/09/2026

It’s ok to come from money and to have that be a part of your success story, it’s not ok to pretend you come from no money and to make that a part of your success story

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 22/09/2026

Whenever a celebrity interview talks about humble beginnings and having parents with a small family business, I do a little research, and 9 times out of 10 the small business is making a few million dollars a year in a place where the median income is about $40k

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