🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[stirring my coffee] wait, cremains means what?? 251
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Only 150 followers to go before me and the boys get our balaclava’s on. Still not a joke. 107720
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I yo yo my weight to keep my skinsuit loose for seasonal moulting 010
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards 465349952
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I binged all of Neagley and really enjoyed it (after final Reacher ep) 020
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026🎶 this kirkmas gave u the contents of my heart🎶 020
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026pumpkin and spice and everything nice that's what little ghouls are made of 052
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If I was a blood mage I'd def just get a PICC line? Slicing open your palms?? How are you going to make the hand sigils with all that going on 021
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 to 10 years? Me: I would need to die before someone else has to wipe my ass, ideally 040
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 03/09/2026Neon Genesis Evanhamelion 1148
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my insurance no longer covers "psychiatry" but it does come with 15% off my first 3 months of disney+ 1244459
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If you preserve your body in a bog do you have to be in the fetal position or can you do other poses 020
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I met an insanely jacked khajiit named Ja'Kreature and he offered to train me in hand to hand 010
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts 545038812
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026imagine hating me when I'm just over here silently praying for your death because you messaged me "Hi" on teams 010
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I don't know if ghosts are real but I don't know why there's ectoplasm on my toes when I wake up either 121
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Posting? All it takes is hate and lust And one more thing! Cheeto dust! 🧚 010
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026isekai'd to the giant cockroach plane as a level 99 breadcrumb from under the stove 010
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026thicc aunties in your area placing fresh baked pies on their windowsill 031
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026[threatening] when I said woke 2 I meant double woke 010
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I bet your obituary would look so beautiful stapled to my bulletin board 020
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers 2531031240
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄tOad @toadscroak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Technofascism www.unsitesurinternet.fr/TechnoFascis... 13217
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026What if instead of being asked not to use AC on a 100-degree day, you were suddenly unable to create an image of yourself riding a log flume with a photorealistic Crash Bandicoot. 3631118
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Not telling anyone I was bit by a zombie because of HIPAA 126749
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I don't drink colloidal silver for the healing properties, I drink it to body mod myself into a dunmer 031
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 24/07/2026 06711
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026been listening to this every damn day recently 46023
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 22/07/2026good news everyone: I'm going to murder PowerPoint. It will no longer exist 010
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Shivvy 🎃 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026huffing their own charts, is that anything 1364
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 317255026965
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My office (sofa) would like to issue a formal statement: I am glad Lindsay Graham is dead, I do not offer any condolences to his evil family and friends, and I cry unto the heavens MORE MORE MORE 031
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 12/07/2026some brave soul should just violate HIPAA today so we get a BOGO 041
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I can't believe that Alex Jones died of exploding head syndrome. The anal worms that spread this fatal disease have been migrating northward due to global warming My heart goes out to whoever has to clean up the worm infested brain matter 030
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄Andrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Every single lawmaker that’s calling for their constituents to “be responsible with electricity usage” during the extreme heat had better be supporting heavy restrictions on data centers. 17295992532
Reposted by 🍄 mabcelium 🍄ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Deja vu, mon, quit wasting me time. 141
🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 06/07/2026it's illegal to tell me taylor swift news 030
