Reposted by Lontar 론타르Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20hMe talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met 181095237
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 6hThey talk about polling numbers like its a live stock ticker. I'm sorry, I simply don't believe you when you say that something that happened yesterday is affected the polls by x% today. I just don't 0101
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 19hEveryone is familiar with a bath towel getting old and being demoted to the B team, the rag team. But the overall quality of our towels has degraded such that we actually brought a towel back out of retirement. Starting pitcher and everything 061
Reposted by Lontar 론타르Joe Skrebels @2plus2isjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every "9 Games That Shaped Me" list that doesn't look like this is being presented to you by a liar or a child 1713630
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can be trusted to behave normally in a Staples store 040
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay there is exactly one use of AI that I approve of, and that's the self-training Brood War bot that is going off in the pro scene like a nuclear bomb bringing nearly thirty years of careful meta development completely into question. Shit's entertaining as fuck 240
Reposted by Lontar 론타르tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old) 127145
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Statistically speaking there is a toddler somewhere out there named Sephiroth 4120
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Doctor what do you mean I'm unhealthy I eat like a million proteins 020
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love reading about social security knowing that it will absolutely not be around when and if I get there 010
Reposted by Lontar 론타르dan mentos @danmentos.com · 27/09/2026[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146 2757761
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One thing they don't tell you about middle age is that you just keep acquiring reusable bags. It's nonstop. My advice for younger folks would be to have a plan 090
Reposted by Lontar 론타르Glitch Tatham @birdtypeglitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026E̶̛͎ä̴̘s̶̙̕t̸̜̏ ̷͚͊C̷͍̊õ̵̭a̵͎̕ṣ̵̎t̵̟͂ ̶̲̂b̴̙̌ê̷̻à̷͔st coą͘s̸̮͊t̶̤́ 728957
Reposted by Lontar 론타르particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026King Pyrrhus of Epirus: a W is a W, baby 1195
Reposted by Lontar 론타르area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no one talk to me I’m breaking in jeans 0172
Reposted by Lontar 론타르Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203186955285
Reposted by Lontar 론타르my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 ثمة بستانٌ من القنوات التي تتفتحُ ببهجةٍ متلألئةٍ ومتنوعة الأشكال والألوان، حتى في أكثر الزوايا ظلمةً. "𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘬𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴" 1233
Reposted by Lontar 론타르rain @theyhaterain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you dont understand. i have to start 5 rpgs at once and then play none of them. it's necessary. 2037048
Reposted by Lontar 론타르ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026pardon me waiter this fruit salad is mostly filler melon 071
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(Genie) you have three wishes, now b- "GENIE, I WISH TO CONSOLIDATE ALL MY PARTIALLY EMPTY TOOTHPASTES" (Genie) you gotta be k- you know what, done. 1131
Reposted by Lontar 론타르particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026right outside Oklahoma City, the Hong Kong of the Great Plains 2213
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One day you're dipping your first toe into linux and the command line is all scary but before you know it you're SSH'ing into your headless dietpi installing log2ram in order to hopefully maybe extend the life of your sd card. Life comes at you fast 1100
Reposted by Lontar 론타르koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob. 472678882
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you're wondering whether something can go in the recycle bun, try this simple exercise: ask yourself "how the fuck are they gonna recycle this" 1102
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My regular tire shop got destroyed by AI. Suddenly nobody can get their computers to work, they can't take payment over the phone, disclose training AI when you call, and sent me two seperate vibe-coded ass payment links that both didn't work. Amazing 1100
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026RARE discontinued Aldi Everything seasoning -- Brand NEW, never opened, label graded 9.5/10 150
Reposted by Lontar 론타르The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling theonion.com/career-ending-facebook… 13142599
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Idk what it is but you hit your late thirties and suddenly realize all of your friends wish to have perished in historical wars 3130
Reposted by Lontar 론타르Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my demon brain just said "he's on them glippies" instead of "he is taking a GLP-1" love this for me 1022920
Reposted by Lontar 론타르OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wish more third parties had my biometric data 24310
Reposted by Lontar 론타르headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026cloud. i’ve made a ham sandwich and left it in the fridge for you. a marker will be added to your map. when eating the ham sandwich, remember to drink some water, and have an apple too - not just salt and vinegar crisps. stay healthy and bring me more combat data 141274240
Reposted by Lontar 론타르disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yes, AR-15s exist to satisfy a Corsican mindset. 2558
Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026(Signing my first executive order as president) sir, this says clothes that don't "inside out"? 040
Reposted by Lontar 론타르Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not now babe I’m making choux pastry 3533
Reposted by Lontar 론타르journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026🌜🧘♂️🌛youtu.beEvening of Roses on the Hammered Dulcimer and A WhistleYouTube video by DeeDee Tibbits 5729
Reposted by Lontar 론타르Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 18/09/2026now that they did an even smaller yoda, they should make a massive yoda. they could name him something cool like krub 0181
Reposted by Lontar 론타르OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026starting afresh: The Official Perpetual Instagram White Women Saying Insane Things thread 10745
Reposted by Lontar 론타르🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 18/09/2026listening to an orchestral mix of a pretty video game song from 1998 uploaded to YouTube by a user named like AnimeOverlord1106 and crying harder than I ever have in my life >>> 0282
