Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I sure hope these democrats will put all this Trump nonsense behind them and get down to running this country properly! 3162
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was thinking earlier that it was a little surprising that smoking hasn’t come back as culture war issue. Then I remembered that Hitler didn’t like smoking, so there you go 160
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TrumpAI 12.4 is re-elected cyber-president in 2053. finally, we can say 'skibidi' and 'assmaxxing' again 091
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m like if a 47-year-old white dude had access to the internet 2211
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wished I loved anything as much as dipshits love driving into flood waters 4243
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Replying with “shit like this is why the left isn’t taken seriously” to everything 1110
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of the largest police forces on earth, but he can’t arrest a war criminal, curious 070
Reposted by Jake🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Imagine if your child was one of the people murdered by ICE and then your Democratic senator said we shouldn’t even impeach the people people who did it, and we have to let the president “save face” 76947237
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s weird that no one seems to be able to track down this Netanyahu dude anywhere and arrest him 0111
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You can have a pizza delivered right in the middle of a job interview 3281
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We need a living history museum town with reenactors and all that shit that’s set in the 1980s 280
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In the 80s, you could find a decent love shack within 15 miles of your home. Nowadays, you have travel well over an hour to get to some soulless corporate fuck palace smdh 75313
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Back in the day, a can opener was a profession, not a utensil. There’d be a guy who’d go around to all the houses and open cans for people, much like the iceman delivering ice or the knife guy who sharpens knifes 1191
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Looks like we’re not here for a good time OR a long time actually 3202
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There should have been a line of games based on Kubrick movies 1141
Reposted by JakeBrett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Our government lied and denied her benefits. Never forget. 02311
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The only time you call it “New Or-LEENS” is when you’re singing about it 040
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Man, I could have solved this without AI. But, as usual, no one asked me first 0191
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ICE dipshits aren’t getting their sign-on bonuses, but voters will definitely be getting $5k from Donnie Deals 0210
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They should have those Clydesdales praying to Mecca every 9/11 0100
Reposted by JakeAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If George Washington had known we’d relinquish the muppets to the most unimaginative people on earth I don’t think he’d have bothered crossing the Delaware 013213
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Be prepared to hear a lot about the 9/11 dry-jackers tomorrow 280
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was not aware that conservatives had seethed for so long at the fact that so many bodies of water did not properly reflect the primacy and superiority of the United States in their naming 1140
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was worried that the oil companies didn’t have enough money 0110
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If anyone tries to talk to me at work on Thursday I’m going to tell them that im observing a day of silence for Charles kirke 1100
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’ve seen way too many motorists ignore speed limits, blow through stop signs, and just drive recklessly in general, they need to be removed from the roads immediately 020
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me in 2038 when it’s revealed that I was working with the CIA all along 1160
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Did you even think to thank the CIA for advancing the feminist cause as far as it did?? 0212
Reposted by JakeChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you are the police, please get off my page. i am innocent. 2164
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Selflessly donating the water from my stillsuit to the local data center 150
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Made you a salt and pepper shaker set, real sexy just the way you like it 0498
Reposted by Jakeash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Answering the knock at my front door of my house by yelling OCCUPIED. 7324107
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Mitch McConnell has slipped into a quantum state where he is neither alive nor dead 3261
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bro you can’t just be saying “the tri-state area” with no context 4261
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’d be way more into games of thrones if the characters regularly professed their love for the True Christ 2170
