iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

We’re currently in that section of the history book with a map and bunch of arrows all over it

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Remember when Netflix sent DVD’s by mail? That was 100 years ago.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

The "Doctor of Love" title is strictly honorary. My training is actually in cardiology

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/12/2025

My car always seems a little overconfident after an oil change

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

i enjoy things that aren’t this

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

this box says i shouldn’t, but i could totally operate some heavy machinery, right now. like totally fucking destroy it.

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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Server: Do you have any questions? Me: Yes. Do you serve any other varieties of angel pasta or just the hairs?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

they're introducing a new level of following: tolerate

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

“Can you tell us what you do?” “Mostly just loaf around.” “Wow, that was terrible.” “Well, it killed at our Christmas party.”

BBC TV Screen capture of a man in a hairnet with loaves of bread in the background. Screen caption reads “STAN CAUVAIN Bread Scientist.”

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

As the surgeon carefully removed first the candle stick and then the wrench and finally the lead pipe from my rectum I vowed to myself that never again would I suggest playing Clue on family game night.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

A toy replica of me with my dad bod. An inaction figure, if you will.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Cybertruck Owners Only
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Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises.
Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26° downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already.

[cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Missed my interview at Random House because I guessed wrong.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

ok next year we’re defeating christmas

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Why don't you want to see this ad? □ Sensitive topic □ Not relevant to my interests ✅️ I don't want every second of my life to be monetized by blood sucking parasites

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

the sluttiest thing a dog can do is not fix their flipped up ear

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Inside of me there are 6 geese a laying

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 05/12/2024

Life hack: If you like to wrap things, you can buy wrapping paper and wrap any object at any time. Wrap your groceries. Wrap the toilet. Wrap the dog. You don't have to wait for a "holiday" and turn it into a whole weird thing.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

i just think if you want someone to read your sign maybe don’t spin it

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/12/2025

kill me with kindness? any other options?

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

star wars is a christmas movie (yoda is an elf)

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

1st wise man: I brought gold for the baby 2nd wise man: [hiding frankincense behind his back] actually that gold is from both of us

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

look at this photograph

chad kroeger of nickelback holding a picture from the music video but it’s a hand doing the circle game

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Joined the Flat Earth Society for the 50% discount on round-the-world air tickets.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 15/11/2025

Whenever you buy plumbing supplies at home depot they should be required to say ‘see you in an hour or so’’.

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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Charlie Kirk’s assassination is GREAT news for Trump. A precocious martyr, opportunity to take the moral high ground, a distraction from the Epstein story & the chance to be a “protector”. It’s a Reichstag-fire level of justification for a continued crackdown on universities.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.

An older woman sits in the back of a pickup truck.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The 80's were wild. One time in middle school I was pissing next to the principal and he said, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Me: ahhh… just ended a five year relationship Friend: omg are you alright??? Me: what? Oh fuck yeah. Wasn’t my relationship

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

It all went to hell when we quit painting pictures of oryxes on cave walls

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Back in my days, we didn’t need to lock our cars. We just carried our pull-out stereo like a purse.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

interviewer: your resume says you lose focus easily me: yes interviewer: yes what me: yes please

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

He died doing what he did best, trying to take a selfie with a lion so he could use the caption 'Two Kings'

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Fashion is insane. Y’all be trying to convince me I need to buy whatever rise of jeans is ‘trendy’ these days, and I’m still out here wearing the exact same blink-182 tshirt featured in my 10th grade yearbook photo

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Suzanne watched the school bus pull away with a mix of apprehension and relief. It had been a long summer, a very long summer.

A very ragged, tired-looking dog peers over a fence, paws resting on top.

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