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Hush Jared

@hushjared.bsky.social
4K followers 583 following 1.2K posts

I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying. Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! Find my skeets at this link: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw…

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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Oh man. The HOA isn’t gonna like this
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Using food to show where I grew up
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
A box of an insect-control product labeled “Roach Prison”. Available at your local Dollar Tree.
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Our long national nightmare is over
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
👀🍀👏🎰
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Eh, la bas!
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Bill Nye Bill Nyd
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Somehow, I like it more now
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What it feels like trying to sleep at the in-laws house
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Someone should have stopped him
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
When mom makes you try a bite of Aunt Jenny’s dry ass bird
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
One week later
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
👀
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Heh heh
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
If you see this, post dog
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
I call this one, The Ordeal of Grocery Pickup
An impatient fellow in a checked shirt
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
The cruelty of this Microsoft programmer that designed this screen is rivaled only by Disney villains
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Cute first date idea
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Henfluencer
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Lol. Classic
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
I gotchu fam
A calendar application showing “Do a Murder” for todays date 20 years in the future
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Me, waking up thinking it’s the weekend ⬇️ Friday⬇️
A photo in which a cat appears to be doing a radical karate kick to the face of a slobbering pit bull
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Let this be a warning to any of you who are not currently following the Chicago Bears on Instagram
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Time to go back to work. Happy Mardi Gras!
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Rough day for the worst people in the world
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Quite post this with a picture of graffiti from your phone
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
How’s the no-shave crew doing this December first? If you didn’t shave it, let’s see it
It’s a white dude with a hairy face and a sweater. It’s autumn. What did you expect?
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
It’s giving
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
I would’ve believed it but they decided to stroke my ego a little
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Give me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you what songs make up my tasty bagel sandwich of music
A screenshot of HushJared’s “Top Genres” of music from Spotify Wrapped
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Do not avert your gaze
The grinch gettin ready to put that thang down
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
With our powers combined…
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
This oughta be just fine
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Same as it ever was
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
…and we aren’t missing a thing 😏
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I don’t slap indiscriminately but…
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
The homie got my back 🙏🙏
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Good morning, Jo. Have a peach of a day
A fella holding a coffee mug. The coffee mug has a tattoo-inspired design of a America’s only native marsupial hanging by its tail from the branch of a peach tree. There is soft light suggesting a comfy morning.
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Oh, you think this is a game?
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Me, on the first morning in the 60s
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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
You gotta make do between volleyball matches somehow
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