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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

[reads a funny skeet] you son of a bitch

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dυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

LIFE HACK: become unreachable

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/09/2026

just clearing out the drafts while everyone sleeps

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/09/2026

[Ms. Rachel voice] WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, DENNY’S?

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/09/2026

[Bob Seger voice] 🎵 working on a night poo 🎶

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 18/09/2026

We should be allowed at least 5 days off to focus on watchlists

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Here we have a lady trying to feed a baby kitten. And here we have a guy trying to bludgeon the kitten to death with a brick. It is important that we get both people's thoughts on what should be done with the kitten.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 09/03/2025

Just once I’d like to see John Wick hand a service provider a gold coin and they’re like wtf is this

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

constantly chasing the high of when you reach 3:03 in The Chain by Fleetwood Mac

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 10/09/2026

Joke’s on you, Anthropic. We already caused human extinction.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 10/09/2026

If you get a sleep score of 100 you die in real life.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 10/09/2026

Oddly, Silo got me listening to Peter Gabriel again. SO MANY BANGERS! My god. Especially on the So album…and the production value! I hope the man made it into Silo 1.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 10/09/2026

If you get a sleep score of 100 you die in real life.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 23/11/2024

If you get a pack that’s 100% pink pieces you get to meet Roy Starburst.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 16/01/2024

Hotdog water is two parts hotdog hydrogen and one part hotdog oxygen.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 18/08/2025

had to quit my job so i could read emails from my kids' schools full time

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026

Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 10/09/2026

Joke’s on you, Anthropic. We already caused human extinction.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 08/05/2025

15 minutes into this Brad Pitt movie until I realized there wasn’t gonna be a monkeyball

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 09/09/2026

Looking out at the skunk who just disrespected my dog.

Sexy closeup of Nathan Fielder looking at Elizabeth Holmes

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 09/09/2026

Dog got skunked for the 3rd time in as many weeks. Seems like she’s not learning a lesson. No dog has ever been so clean.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Sorry I did the Heisman pose with your baby

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 03/09/2026

Men will power-wash a simulated Millennium Falcon but won’t go to therapy.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/11/2024

I call broccoli “tasty fractals” HIBACHI CHEF: I heard you the 1st time.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 25/07/2023

GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”] ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/10/2024

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 27/08/2026

Ordering flags to half-staff for Dolly might be the only good thing that pos has done.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 02/08/2026

MJ: Peter shoot your ropes! SPIDER-MAN: Stop calling them that.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 05/12/2025

[stagediving so I can ask how much longer]

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And now we wait

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Blowing on the News Dice and saying "good news baby good news"

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 26/08/2026

LinkedIn guy with RACI knuckle tattoos.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 09/01/2025

I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both. Pastor: These are very unusual vows.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 20/08/2026

If you finish your @letterboxd watchlist you die in real life.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 20/08/2026

Your boss has a recurring entry in their calendar that reads "Post something whimsical in the team chat".

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

In a suburban Home Depot parking lot, five men in orange aprons stand in a semicircle, staring at the ground. “Alas, is not one among us fit to rule?” decries the eldest. From behind them comes a small, quavering voice. “I would like to try.” They turn as one to find young Arthur of Lawn and Garden.