iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 2h

Life moves pretty fast, so stop smelling the roses and instead exploit relativistic time dilation by accelerating to a significant fraction of the speed of light.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 24m

the plural is misters beast

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11h

“You have to fight for your right to party?” No thank you, young beasty men, I wish only to dwell above the ceiling boards in an attic bedroom with many books and a magical cat.

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 1h

oh my god she killed him

Photo of a store window with several finely dressed mannequins. One lies prone at the feet of another

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 1h

Hey sorry I missed your text are you guys still accepting the things you cannot change and having the strength to change the things you can

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 1h

I assume Roddenberry was trying to indicate they were friends with benefits, but it's way funnier that they set that up and refused to elaborate. Note for anyone with additional information about their relationship from Star Trek: Picard which I have barely watched--They. Refused.To. Elaborate.

Captain Picard from Star Trek saying to Guinan "what we have is beyond mere friendship..." Second panel shows the two of them jumping into the air to high five and a series of giant hearts form around their hands with the text "best friends!"

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 1h

why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 1h

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2h

In Missouri they attached anti trans stuff to the abortion ban initiative, so they could campaign on that instead but they didn't have the message discipline and every conservative is talking about abortion. I'm over here hoping it clues people in to bodily autonomy being a connected issue.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 2h

Oh good, I only know one of those

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3h

[first date] Him: So what do you do? Her: I’m a ghost writer. Him: Cool. So what do you think of this? *𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳*

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 13h

"Love the one you're with" is advice for people with prosopagnosia.

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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 13h

hooked up with a philosophy girlie and she expounded on it

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23h

(about to get in a fight, putting my dukes up) say hello to my good friends Isaac and Chotiner

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you get off the bus it's customary to say to the driver "You appeared to me in my dream as a shimmering resplendent tower of light and in that moment I knew that everything was going to be okay"

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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Got the sudden urge to knock on my table today and on the second knock someone arrived at my house and knocked on the door. I am a witch

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This year’s corn maze theme, “The duality of human emotion”, is doing poorly, so we’re reimagining it as “I’m freakin’ lost.”

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 20/09/2026

We all got that one homie who arrives at the function in a radioactive chrysalis.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Jazz is all about the notes you don't play, I say sitting in complete silence.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026

Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Its more of a saxophone solo than a question really

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 20h

The truth was Gary had been eating/drinking everything pumpkin spice since the last week of August, but now he could finally talk about it.

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WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 16h

quit acting like all of 2026 hasn't been spooky season

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It's TheGirlPie! @thegirlpie.bsky.social · 15h

“Confirmation: go for docking” is my love language.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Husband: are you listening or are you just hearing Me: baby, I'm here and I'm conscious, take the W

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fat Bear WEEK? Some of us celebrate our voluptuous ursine gods YEAR-ROUND!

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/09/2026

in my day if we wanted to figure out what word to say next we had to do the billions of matrix multiplications in our own heads

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 15h

Home Depot just blowing through its uranium budget mutating normal skeletons into 12-footers

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 19h

I lovingly rubbed my balls on your gavel...it was not out of spite, your honor

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If I was a beekeeper, I would funnel a bunch of those bees into my suit so they could swirl around and cool me down like a vortexy fan.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s actually my 27th rodeo—I fucking love horses!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23h

it's called a wig maybe you've haired of it

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 18h

I love when they show something cute on the jumbo-tron at baseball games, like a tiny child getting a giant hotdog or two old dudes having a great time. That's way better then when they cut to a view of The Creature as it runs through the parking building searching for human spines to eat.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18h

Itch is better across the board, and it offers you multiple formats.(Hope you like it!)

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 21h

Kermit warning his parents not to come to his stand up set cause it gets a little green.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There should be a Recycle Bin for when you delete a post accidentally

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You remind me of one of my good friends from high school. Asshole.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me: the phrase “dog cocks ears” kinda sounds like the ingredients for a witch’s brew, amirite my gynecologist: what

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My retirement plan is an abandoned shipping container full of old copper pipes

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 01/10/2026

I scheduled this post last week before all the hawk jokes, don't kill me

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 01/10/2026

Before I answer any of your questions about why I'm holding this hawk, let me ask 𝘺𝘰𝘶: are you the Hawk Police?

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 01/10/2026

Anti-Al folks are violating the social contract, which has always been someone uses a new technology and the expected response is "that's neat, Gary" what is Gary supposed to do now

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