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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 13h

"You better get used to Al, it's here to stay"

Orla McCool from Derry Girls saying "I do not accept that."

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 04/10/2026

Billionaires when asked to pay their taxes

April O'neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saying "That's bad. That's very bad...for me"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 04/10/2026

This pick-up line has never failed me

a Hypello from Final Fantasy X, a blue frog-like biped driving a large elephant-like creature and asking "Ride ze shoopuf?"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 03/10/2026

Captain Jesus was only in the one episode, but it was a really memable one

Scene from Star Trek with Captain Pike, Spock, Lt. José Tyler and Commander Una Chin-Riley standing on the Bridge of the USS Enterprise and looking at the viewscreen. Spock says "Captain! Talos IV!" pike says "Talos IV!" Chin-Riley says "Talos IV!" Second panel is Tyler saying "it's only a model"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 03/10/2026

I just can't imagine domesticated horses having an internal concept of "enemy horse" though I'm sure they could be persuaded to view the French with animus. History jokes? Get 'em. www.smashwords.com/b...

The horses on either side in medieval battles became pretty good friends before the battle started and their humans fucked it up

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 02/10/2026

I assume Roddenberry was trying to indicate they were friends with benefits, but it's way funnier that they set that up and refused to elaborate. Note for anyone with additional information about their relationship from Star Trek: Picard which I have barely watched--They. Refused.To. Elaborate.

Captain Picard from Star Trek saying to Guinan "what we have is beyond mere friendship..." Second panel shows the two of them jumping into the air to high five and a series of giant hearts form around their hands with the text "best friends!"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/09/2026

When you realize the barista served you real lady instead of oat lady

Illustration by Christian Broutin of a horrified Green Dracula Man drinking the blood from a woman's neck woman is topless and a bat is nuzzling her boob

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/09/2026

"Mr. Smith, is it true that you stole the entire holiday of Christmas, Including Santa himself???"

photo of Senator Schmitt talking to Jack Smith at a hearing

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/09/2026

well, she's junctionin' that thing

Text "whoa Black Betty, ram Balamb" attached image is Galbadia garden from Final Fantasy 8 a flying magic School chatting into Balamb garden another flying magical school

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026

This is not the only reason I'm useless on Discord but it is on the list

Four panels of Ensign Rutherford from Star Trek Lower Decks distressed from input he's receiving from his cybernetic eyepiece. Text reads "when you forget to mute that one guy in the group chat"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026

In tournament play, the character Americans call "Kissinger" is just called "Diplomat"

"For you, the day Kissinger graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

- Henry Kissinger

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 28/09/2026

Conservatives when one (1) trans girl wants to play sports.

Elmo from Sesame Street wearing a firefighter outfit and declaring "It must be a pretend emergency!"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 27/09/2026

In the old days, we didn't need your fancy "AI" to make memes, we'd just ruin food.

Photo of a banana with text written on it "if god not real how me a ghost haunt this banana?" with a little doodle of a ghost

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 27/09/2026

Inspired by a comment from STSP

the "North Carolina mentioned" meme, but with the anime girls face replaced by Gul Darhe'el from Star Trek and text reads Gul Tar'heel NORTH CAROLINA MENTIONED

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 26/09/2026

Every time former child stars come up, it's in the context of people not being able to conceptualize the passage of time. "Oh aren't you 12?" Yeah grow up, the actor did.

text "child stars then and now". With childhood and grown photos of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Mara Wilson, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas but his grown image is the Hat Man

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 26/09/2026

Illustration by Shogo Endo

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 25/09/2026

They probably should have had an episode where Quark gets in trouble for selling pagh enhancement supplements.

Kai Opaka from Star Trek Deep Space Nine holding Commander Sisko's ear and saying "Commander, your pagh is strong!" Second panel has her looking high and saying "Let me get another hit of that, you would not believe the day I've had"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 25/09/2026

If there is a hell, it was created for me as punishment for this pun. There's a book full of history jokes, I wrote it and everything geekysteven.itch.io/...