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taffy bennington

@singwithtaffy.bsky.social
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omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~ AnARcHy 101 www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pkqsfshqzk…

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tWoTcast @twotcast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, we're live in two hours discussing more of Robert Jordan's World of #thewheeloftime! Come hang out with us and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social! See you soon #wotskies! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ampv...
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The Big White Book (Part 17) the World After the Breaking! - tWoTcast episode 487
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s actually my 27th rodeo—I fucking love horses!
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why say it's Duran Duran watching critters on YouTube rather than say it's Squirrels on Film?
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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
vex the humans in your gene pool and place of employment by opening a portal to a neutron star
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gemini: Stop wasting precious time and energy hating yourself. Let others do it for you.
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
*sneezes* oh my bad *peels the wet zyn pack off your forehead*
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The interview was going great until my puppet started screaming
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hugged a tow truck driver yesterday. Not sure why. He was not prepared
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026
if i were writing the greek myths icarus would have died sucking the sun's tiddies with wax lips
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎵Mr milkman Milk me a man🎵
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bored? depressed? got holes in your knickers? consider plotting an underpants heist!
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fish biscuits in a snap! Fishquick™ "America's Worst Breakfast"
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 26/09/2026
I hate that we have multiple cowboy-themed states when space-themed is obviously far superior
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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Taffy Bennington - Shut Up Muffin
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Your Honor, pls @mrmambo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Seen today- a dental cow and a rice yeller
Device in the dentist's office that looks like a grey plastic smiling cow's head. Idk it's purpose. Control tab on a zojirushi rice cooker looking like it's a yelling mouth with tongue extended
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing I learned from military service is it's difficult to use War Pigs by Black Sabbath as a running cadence but not impossible
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don’t mistake my kindness for rabies.
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
COP: do you know why I stopped you ME: is it related to my crimes
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
hey you guys, should that doomsday clock just be spinning like that
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yelled “Is anyone here a doctor?” on my flight and then said “congratulations” to the guy who responded
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
One time I was combing my beard and a Steely Dan cassette fell out
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taffy!
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
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tWoTcast @twotcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're live at 830 EDT tonight with @singwithtaffy.bsky.social and Kay Sedai to discuss more of Robert Jordan's World of #thewhweeloftime. Come and stop by #wotskies! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6g...
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The Big White Book (Part 16) with Kay Sedai from the Hole Rabbit! - tWoTcast episode 486
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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Taffy Bennington - Shut Up Muffin
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG WHO’S TELEPATHICALLY INSTRUCTING YOU TO KILL
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[pushing buttons on the hadron collider tour] What do these do
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Mistress Dovie @mistressdovie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Babes! I need your help. I love listening to soundtracks. At work I do scores but my existing Pandora channels have gotten a bit to repetitive (LOTR, Elfman’s Alice, Stranger Things, Westworld). Do me a favor & drop your favorite scores below. Whoever pleases me the most gets a special reward. 😘
A screen shot of the Pandora app with the cover of the Westworld score on it. It shows a robot vulture near a black hat on a salt flat with red clouds behind it. The text reads Westworld Music by Ramon Djawadi.
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A huge billboard with no ad, but a street artist painted Skeletor with his arms raised in fists above his head. The words "SKELETOR" are above, and "UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER" below.  Some human made this art, and some human took a picture of it - which is also art.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
T-minus 1 hour and 20 minutes to Quick Draw, everybody.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
38 bsky users to be sacrificed for the autumn harvest
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InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Some days I'm really glad my life isn't filmed live before a studio audience.
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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator @therealdcf.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Did I mention my band Scoop the Mids has a new album out? We do, and we’re very proud of it. Please check it out! scoopthemids.bandcamp.com/album/for-yo...
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For Your Consumption, by Scoop The Mids
10 track album
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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Taffy Bennington - Shut Up Muffin
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 21/09/2026
Doctors hate me for my one simple health trick: I have the head of a jackal and attack them in their homes.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pepperidge Farm remembers… 🎶 the twenty first night of September
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I should've been born Canadian. That's where all the paranormal survivors are from.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21/09/2026
I call my account the joke factory because I write jokes without regard for worker safety
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Asking GPS for shortest route over one of those Wile E. Coyote cliffs
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your stones need re-pointing with traditional lime mortar but you didn’t hear that from me
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mulled skull @malt-skull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i'm at the combination chiropractor jiu jitsu school
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Soothsayer sounds like a pretty easy job. You only have to say one word.
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