Sign in

Functionally Feral

@feralferrell.bsky.social
1.2K followers 566 following 271 posts

I put the fun in functional, or something. [remaining profile description redacted]

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
241512214
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ME: do you have any specials PHARMACIST: what
418153
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.
22602139
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
06823
Reposted by Functionally Feral
The New York Times @nytimes.com · 12/01/2026
Wanda Sykes, Jean Smart, Mark Ruffalo and Natasha Lyonne were among the celebrities at the Golden Globes who wore black-and-white pins in a tribute to Renee Nicole Good, who was shot and killed by an ICE agent last week in Minneapolis. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/a...
Wanda Sykes is wearing a pin that reads "BE GOOD" on the Golden Globes red carpet. Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images
732676505
Reposted by Functionally Feral
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
42710
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.
621794
Reposted by Functionally Feral
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
im like a goldfish bc, uhhh, i forgot where i was going with this
411837
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Retacof @retacof.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I have said it before and now I say it again, I pray that in the end humanity wins.
2304
Reposted by Functionally Feral
bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
My favouritest numbers, ranked: 10 tacles 9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc. 8 🎱 7 deadly sins 6 the word for coitus in New Zealand 5 stars, would definitely recommend 4 skin 3 way 2 ti frutti 1 derwall
7300115
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Listen to “Piano Man” enough and you really start to get disturbed about a dude making love to his tonic and gin right there in the bar.
53811
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You know what’s more American than installing 88 foot flag poles at the White House? Following the Constitution.
23375601587
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
714351
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
That front facing camera got hands after age 45
1187
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I fought the moonlight and the moonlight won.
312450
Reposted by Functionally Feral
_stylr @stylr.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
111651
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
gentle reminder that i am a robot that displays human like characteristics please don’t forget and also can someone help me out with a captcha real quick
918025
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Is it jerk off or jack off ? Need to get this love letter just right
1417562
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Tommy Knockers @tommyknockers.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years... Them: and then pick up right where we left off? Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
02811
Functionally Feral @feralferrell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
someday I’ll tell my friends grandkids about the great twitter to bluesky migration of 2024, and they’ll all band together to put me in a home or on an iceberg out to sea or something
29533
Reposted by Functionally Feral
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
It's so cool when you realize that two people aren't just banging but that they are actually in love, whether it's on a show or in a movie or friends or yourself
15420
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 08/06/2024
i’m sorry my words accurately reflected my feelings
016662
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Forget it, Jake. It's poundtown.
12511
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
I think the ghosts of ninjas haunt my place. I never hear anything creepy.
03616
Reposted by Functionally Feral
bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.
191721488
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Steinbeck: Furious Pears? Publisher: Meh Steinbeck: Miffed Mangos? Publisher: Too Stan Lee Steinbeck: Irate Tomatoes? Publisher: Are those even fruit? Steinbeck: Technically Publisher: Still no Steinbeck: The… Grapes of Wrath! Publisher: … Steinbeck: … Publisher: *finger guns*
28636
Functionally Feral @feralferrell.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
See something, say something? Bro. I’m just talking, see for yourself.
1188
Functionally Feral @feralferrell.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
My dad is a teacher and once when my sibling fell asleep in class my dad threw a basketball at their head, but sure, give teachers guns.
1144
Reposted by Functionally Feral
geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 27/03/2024
Fight Club, but the second personality is just a guy who loves fun facts about animals "Snakes are technically a type of lizard. I know this because Tyler knows this"
18019
Reposted by Functionally Feral
CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
No swag
A sign hanging on a railing depicting a person in a suit and tie leaning with an arm on the railing. There is a red line through the image.
It's likely the prohibition is against loitering or leaning against the railing, but it looks like wearing a suit is being forbidden.
37621
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Easter would be a lot cooler if that bunny brought mashed potatoes and gravy.
59449
Reposted by Functionally Feral
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
dentist: okay now we need to dilate your teeth
29227
Reposted by Functionally Feral
J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
a bar called Pour Decisions
12911
Reposted by Functionally Feral
MJW @megan.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Accidentally liked a post on instagram, so of course I’m sitting here now dying.
2124
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
You don't have to take blonde haired men seriously.
43116
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
She’s a 10 but she wakes me up in the middle of the night to ask for food. She’s a cat.
04613
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Wheel me over to the color tv. I understand there’s grape-nut pudding tonight!
04112
Reposted by Functionally Feral
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
I don’t hold grudges; my grudges hold me
16738
Reposted by Functionally Feral
Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Parkour around the dollar tree and chill?
0179