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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026

I want people to look at my account and say he had so much potential

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My ex’s dad just followed me. I now have a target audience.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

*opening social media* Kinda cool how they took all the hassle out of chain letters

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

i wish my body worked like an iPhone and told me exactly how long i need to charge until im at 80%

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Heard <ignored>

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I fell in the shower this morning. Didn’t tell anyone. Because that’s the senior version of sneaking out—just hiding your own near-death experience.

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Tommy Knockers @tommyknockers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

[First Date] Them: So, tell me about yourself? Me: Ugh, really?

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

we are limited by what we believe we are limited by

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/08/2026

I don’t do gourmet food I don’t want my body getting used to the good life

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is your reminder to be your weird, amazing, beautiful self.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

why won’t you let me live in your walls? why do you hate me?

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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026

Having a bad week. I keep making misstakes.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I come from a long line of people who'll queue up for anything.

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Tommy Knockers @tommyknockers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Cute first date idea - hit me with a chair

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Remain calm, nothing makes sense anymore.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

she sells seashells from etsy now

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

*Changing my emotional location*

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

First date idea..awkward silence.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

please stop in the name of love *taps sign*

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

it’s just me and my disorders, against the world

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Here, let me overthink that for you.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Have you guys tried doing things with both hands? It’s crazy

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Proof reading lacks editing because of already hitting send

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rock, paper, scissors, arson.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

please just stalk me on Spotify like a typical psycho

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

*hits blunt* What if Gizmo was meant to be pronounced like Geoff?

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I just watched a coworker nearly choke to death on a granola bar and I’m pretty sure that chocolate would never betray you like that.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Nature abhors the spelling of vacuum.

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Tommy Knockers @tommyknockers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

But I'm 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 piece of shit...

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

come back, I’ve changed! (got worse)

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

What doesn’t kill you texts every so often because they “just wanna make sure you’re okay.”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

safe AND sound? peace AND quiet? greedy much?

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Throwing my tortilla at the wall to check it’s Al dente

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Microdosing being a horse by asking for a water I’m not gonna drink

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Go AWAY! <flirting>

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

only the tired people will repost this

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'm running low on stress. I may start enjoying things or sleep.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Loading my slingshot with blueberries.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Asserting dominance at the farmers market by wearing a speedo of live bees

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

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Tommy Knockers @tommyknockers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The only thing I hate more than talking about myself is listening to you talk about yourself.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

hard to imagine my obituary not including the words “shirtless tirade” in some capacity

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

normalize being useless to people who don't appreciate you

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I am sorry but I will not be able to complete the rest of the work day. I seem to have become so frustrated that I have set fire to my face.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I wear natural deodorant to keep the predators away

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Does Adam Levine make anyone else want to projectile vomit, or just me?

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Cindy, I spent well over a decade treating gunshot wounds and scraping other humans off the pavement. I'm not sure I'm the best person to validate your "trauma" purchasing lipstick yesterday unless the clerk shoved it into your eye.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the malarkey will continue until morale improves

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m no chiropractor but I can set a man straight

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm at my most gangsta when I tell someone to scram.

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