iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Holy shit you're all still using this app

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Astrology is real but you have to add black pepper to activate it.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

They should remove the gender division in basketball and instead have - basketball for people who can dunk, and basketball for everyone else.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Nobody was diagnosed with shit when I was a kid. Plenty of kids with adhd, dyslexia, autism slipped through the cracks and had a terrible time at school. Left handed kids were forced to use their right hand in my school. "Where are the autistic old people" Everywhere, dummy.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Explain it to me like I'm 5" Listen up, you little fuck.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Character is way more important than identity.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

You can't upgrade to Hantavirus if you haven't installed Monkey Pox.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Anyone aggressively telling you how to live is the enemy.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Russell Brand spent years doing drugs and he never tried Ritalin?

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything is such an unfortunate personality type.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

If you shave off your eyebrows people stop bothering you at work.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

If the government says it's bad I'm doing it.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If I had to choose between dying or having wet socks, I'm choosing wet socks, but there would be a pause.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I find myself naturally drawn to depressed people. They just seem to be smarter.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Air fryers are the vapes of cooking.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I've started calling everyone "Brother", like Hulk Hogan, or Jesus Christ.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

"She's crazy!" Why? What did you do to her?

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Online is bullshit. Go out and get drunk and talk to a stranger.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Fit people enjoy the fact that ozempic has horrific side effects a little TOO much.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Food is so embarrassing. Like, I need to put this bow-tie pasta inside my body or I'll die.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It must be hard for people just learning now they can't trust any of our institutions.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Some people are calling Trump's war a disaster, but I've hardly seen anyone talking about the Epstein files now.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

The great thing about everyone being really terrified right now is that none of this needed to happen.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Why can't we get a regime change in Israel? Asking for the world.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

The internet is wild because you can say something like "killing children is wrong" and then someone will call you racist.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The Oscars speeches this year are going to be incredible.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

If you want more real art, BUY IT.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

One way to treat your social media addiction is every time you feel like looking at your phone, have a cigarette instead.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

We are currently getting a glimpse behind the curtain at the mechanisms of power that actually control the world, while simultaneously witnessing how weak, ineffectual and compromised our elected officials on all sides truly are. And I am so fucking here for it.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Only criminals wear the hood part of hoodies.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

It's not Left vs Right. It's Souls vs No Souls.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Making my own playlist. I deserve love.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Americans are like "We need our guns so the government can't control us" and then they let the government control them.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

It sucks how we all have to do our regular jobs plus the FBI's job too.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I've started putting my pants on two legs at a time. Just increased my efficiency by 50%

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

If your big problem is the superbowl half time show, you have a really good life.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Yeah, I'm on the spectrum. The spectrum of kickin' ass!!

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Celebrities have ruined the idea of being famous. Billionaires have ruined the idea of being rich. Both seem disgusting and grotesque, and not worth selling your soul for. At all.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I remember when the internet first came out and they said it would make life better. But it just meant that you can do more things faster and life is worse.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Australia has internet laws to protect children from the people who are being protected on the internet.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I have to laugh or I'll choke on my own rage.

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

They arrested Maduro for less than anything in the Epstein files.

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