George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A friend of mine told me to post this. I normally would not, but I’m planning on a year of newness and big swings. So, fuck it. Here’s to big moves in the face of fear. 030
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 20/07/2026They have made like nine Conjuring movies and I can’t even get a Big Mac with bacon on it. 031
Reposted by GeorgeJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026You call me a walking disaster as if it isn't something I take great pride in 1184
Reposted by GeorgeVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Sometimes you just gotta block insufferable bitches. 2337
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m looking for two people to join me in stacked in a trench coat scenario 012
Reposted by GeorgeDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I have your voodoo doll, can you feel me brushing your hair? 2923684
Reposted by GeorgeJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Came across this during my Hulk research (long story) 🥺music.youtube.com'The Lonely Man' (Theme from 'The Incredible Hulk')YouTube video by Alex Suzano 1284
Reposted by GeorgeThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I’ve lost the stud finder. I need a stud finderfinder 66119
Reposted by GeorgeJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/11/2025"So, why do they call you Edward Scissorhands?" 98613
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Mother fuckers be out here acting like I don’t know how much weight Spider-Man can lift. 011
Reposted by GeorgeAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I will burn the bridge while still standing on it. 313456
Reposted by GeorgeCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Smells like sex and coffee 54718
Reposted by George🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I checked all my plants for condensation this morning. I did my dew diligence. 33976108
Reposted by GeorgeMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Second dumpster to the right and straight on til morning. 222387
Reposted by GeorgeSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Think I wanna go back to being a Flintstones kid 35121
Reposted by GeorgePerfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 22/05/2026It's dangerous to go alone take this: 🖕 16623
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Sex is great and all, but have you ever played Super Mario Bros? 010
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I’m in Florida. The first question that I’ve been asked at THREE valet parking spots at family amusement parks: “Ya got a gun in the car, sir?” 000
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026This is the face of a man that has been to three amusement parks in three days with his autistic, roller coaster obsessed son. He’s a broken man, yes 030
Reposted by GeorgeNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/01/2026let's talk about sticks baby let's break em right off a tree let's talk albout all the throwing and the fetching that could be 413838
Reposted by GeorgeWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026What time does butthole Bluesky start? 02011
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026In fairness, think about how good this “I told you so” is gonna feel. 062
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026“28 Years Later: Bone Temple box office bomb!” Dudes! We. Can’t. Afford. It. 000
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I still don’t think that 45 is tool old to become Robocop. 041
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Revision night. The story always tells the truth once I stop arguing with it. 010
Reposted by GeorgeSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Not to judge but you look like the kind of person who says ‘acquired’ instead of ‘bummed’ 1210335
Reposted by GeorgeGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/01/2026-100% of my followers would fix me 55023
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Writing fiction is mostly discovering which sentences you’ve been using as armor. 142
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Quiet Revolt. For when you cannot change the system, but you can do something A new piece of short fiction open.substack.com/pub/peculiar... 010
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I’m starting to think that maybe not everyone wants to just chill-lax 0145
Reposted by GeorgeCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit. 06823
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up. 42710
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Do you even daydream about being a Starship Captain, bro?! 071
Reposted by GeorgeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Most people think “as the crow flies” means ‘straight’, but it actually means ‘like an asshole.’ 425749
Reposted by GeorgeGeorge @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024They say time is the fire in which we burn. They also say that bologna has a first name. So, I don’t know what to fucking believe 0175
Reposted by GeorgeGeorge @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 30/12/2024“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” “Vicodin.” 0116
George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026A new piece of short fiction from somewhere in the back of my head. They Let Us March Once a Year open.substack.com/pub/peculiar... 000