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George

@ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A friend of mine told me to post this. I normally would not, but I’m planning on a year of newness and big swings. So, fuck it. Here’s to big moves in the face of fear.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They have made like nine Conjuring movies and I can’t even get a Big Mac with bacon on it.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
People are just saying country names!!!
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You call me a walking disaster as if it isn't something I take great pride in
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sometimes you just gotta block insufferable bitches.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m looking for two people to join me in stacked in a trench coat scenario
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have your voodoo doll, can you feel me brushing your hair?
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Came across this during my Hulk research (long story) 🥺
music.youtube.com
'The Lonely Man' (Theme from 'The Incredible Hulk')
YouTube video by Alex Suzano
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’ve lost the stud finder. I need a stud finderfinder
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"So, why do they call you Edward Scissorhands?"
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Mother fuckers be out here acting like I don’t know how much weight Spider-Man can lift.
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I will burn the bridge while still standing on it.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Smells like sex and coffee
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The feminine urge to haunt.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m not fuckin’ doin’ this* *everything
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I checked all my plants for condensation this morning. I did my dew diligence.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Second dumpster to the right and straight on til morning.
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Think I wanna go back to being a Flintstones kid
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 22/05/2026
It's dangerous to go alone take this: 🖕
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sex is great and all, but have you ever played Super Mario Bros?
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I’m in Florida. The first question that I’ve been asked at THREE valet parking spots at family amusement parks: “Ya got a gun in the car, sir?”
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is the face of a man that has been to three amusement parks in three days with his autistic, roller coaster obsessed son. He’s a broken man, yes
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Are there other footballs teams?
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
They literally “took our guns”.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Dude thinks he’s Klingon, but knows he’s Ferenghi
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HITLER: I’ve made a huge mistake.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I fucking LOVE fluoride.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
let's talk about sticks baby let's break em right off a tree let's talk albout all the throwing and the fetching that could be
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
What time does butthole Bluesky start?
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
In fairness, think about how good this “I told you so” is gonna feel.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“28 Years Later: Bone Temple box office bomb!” Dudes! We. Can’t. Afford. It.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I still don’t think that 45 is tool old to become Robocop.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Revision night. The story always tells the truth once I stop arguing with it.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Not to judge but you look like the kind of person who says ‘acquired’ instead of ‘bummed’
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
-100% of my followers would fix me
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Writing fiction is mostly discovering which sentences you’ve been using as armor.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Quiet Revolt. For when you cannot change the system, but you can do something A new piece of short fiction open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Jesus Christ! Somebody hide Sarah Connor!!
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’m starting to think that maybe not everyone wants to just chill-lax
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Whoever invented Scrabble was into some really word shit.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Dude. If you’re mean to ducks I will fuck you up.
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Do you even daydream about being a Starship Captain, bro?!
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Most people think “as the crow flies” means ‘straight’, but it actually means ‘like an asshole.’
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
They say time is the fire in which we burn. They also say that bologna has a first name. So, I don’t know what to fucking believe
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” “Vicodin.”
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George @ohgeorgeishere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
A new piece of short fiction from somewhere in the back of my head. They Let Us March Once a Year open.substack.com/pub/peculiar...
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