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Margaret Cho

@margaretcho.bsky.social
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You sit with the acrid taste of his diarrhea in the back of your throat and you still get left on the decoy plane.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Nithya edging all weekend resulted in the biggest progressive nut. Bye Spencer!!!
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I know I’ve been quiet here but I still hope he dies today.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We moved on from Kristi Noem’s husband’s big titties too quickly.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Elon - it’s such little dick behavior of you not to want to pay taxes. BIG dick moguls DEMAND to pay their share. It proves they know their worth and are DYING to flex it. Your unwillingness to pay just shows what an itty bitty dick you have. Your baby dick will grow if you pay your fucking taxes.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I hate when Dump wears the really fancy tuxedo. It’s just the worst look he could possibly have. He is just greed personified. He is entitlement on wheels. A gilded lily that is rotting from the inside. It’s so literal and on the nose it’s sickening.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Were you at Stagecoach or Stagedcoach this weekend?
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Asian don’t raisin but pussy do prune
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I’ve long thought Bernie Sanders should join Parliament. Not the governing body, the band. I just feel like he has some beautiful funk inside that yearns to be expressed.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Every morning I wake with the hope I’ll open my phone and there will be a million texts telling me he died. I get a thrill in my chest even just thinking about it right now.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Every day we wonder whether we will live or die all because of the whims of an idiotic, incompetent, incoherent, incontinent pedoph*ile whose best quality is that he is a coward.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We make so much space and so many excuses and so much accommodation for aberrant male sexuality that we have a literal r*pist and a pedoph*le for a president. And it’s even more of a crime to use those actual words than it is for him to hold the highest office in the world.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Louis CK shoulda just had an OnlyFans so people could pay to watch him jerk off instead of subjecting female comics to it. Missed financial opportunity!
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
For summer protests I predict a bunch of big titty frogs.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
That would be so great if he died today.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So many dudes at protests are showing up with big titties it’s going to replace the frog
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
H*es know! Please - spicy workers! Drop your client list! Spill the tea! Stop protecting these corrupt politicians. We need you in this fight. Who is the DL top bending Lindsay Graham over Disney World hotel chaise lounges? Who’s buying your panties? Who buys your farts? Who are you p*ssing on? #fdt
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What Bryon was doing was not that different from Kristi posing in front of prisoners. It’s fetishized power play. She was always giving ‘ILSA’. They should open a large scale BDSM brothel catering to MAGA. They’d make bank!! I LOVE THIS FOR THEM!!!
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’m just sick of him. Sick of being outraged. Sick of being disgusted. Sick of being appalled. I’m even sick of laughing at him. Only his death would bring relief now. That’s all I wish for.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
He wants to control Venezuela Iran Cuba Greenland but he can’t even control the shit coming out of his own asshole! #nokings
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Are you going to serve c*nt or are you going to serve can’t?
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
An incoherent, incompetent, incontinent p*dophile decides whether we live or die.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Two first names is a bad omen it’s giving Ricky Bobby
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
He looks so stupid and tired in his little made up war room.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I hate when people say ‘He tells it like it is’ because he’s not based in reality at all. He just forces us all to believe in his truth completely against our will.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
People still clapping for him like he’s not a piece of shit.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They arrested a prince and this is INCREDIBLE and it shows how little republicans care about evidence and the truth when it comes to the Epstein files or really anything to do with Dump. The information was enough to topple a monarch and here they are just turning a blind eye to these allegations.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Not relevant, but he’s objectively so physically repulsive, so truly ugly in every sense of the word. From his pathetic face - the way that it is aging, sliding down the grim plane of his disgusting body to the manner and content of his words. Only a man who has done great wrong can look so bad.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He’s got to know how much people hate him. I don’t think he can really be shielded from the enormity of it.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He’s mad because he knows he’s never going to be one of those beloved people who suddenly die and everyone is stunned with surprise and grief. He knows we are all waiting and hoping and wishing for his demise, planning parties and festivals, chilling magnums of champagne just for the glorious day.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The fact that he doesn’t sleep makes me think he is gonna die soon.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Impeach, remove and IMPRISON
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
How did the Melania movie make 1 million on opening weekend????!!!!!!! Nobody cares to see it. Not even MAGA is going!
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
We are not in fascism. We are in the tyranny portion of the ride.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Dump supporters threatening to leave the US if he is imprisoned is the best motivation to put him there. Let’s do this thing!!
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
MAGA boycotting Jeopardy! Oh no!
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It would be so fun to secede from MAGA just to be able to watch their new country destroy themselves.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
How can we wait for the midterms? Will we even be here by then? Impeach and prosecute now!
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Tr*mp said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and he wouldn’t lose any followers. We are actually watching this happen right now. We cannot let this go.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
May he fall ill and die.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Both hands are now rotting
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It’s not just that the files say he did it. It’s that we can totally picture him doing it. Like, “Oh yeah, of course. Who else would do that? It’s so HIM. Like Peak Him!”
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
R*ped a child, impregnated her, then helps throw the baby off his yacht. And still they stand by him. They’ll never leave him. They bend over backwards to prove his innocence or justify his actions as if either is possible. What is it if it’s not a cult?
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A true Christmas miracle would be if he died today.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What will he do to distract us from the files? It’s kind of his last chance. It’s gotta be big.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
He can’t allow anyone else to have a moment, no matter how tragic or painful. He’s got to have the attention back on him. What I hate is that we continue to give it to him. Raging at him is still attention, the oxygen he needs to survive. Our attention extends his life, filling him with vigor. #fdt
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Every day he does something that makes us hate him exponentially more yet he remains in office.
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
What about the guy who killed Charlie Kirk? Not a word about him. Did they just let him go because he seemed to be mourning enough?
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Trans people are here. They have been here and they will always be here. #transisbeautiful
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