iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

*from inside a coffin WELL YOU SAID SLIDE INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I love Michael Caine in the prestige where he’s all like “blah blah blah blah oi love you love magic dontcha and chiminey sweep churrah” and all that no I’ve not seen it

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If beer is the devil then fit me for a pitchfork baby.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Then one day you wake up and you’re like, you know what? I totally respect weeds

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

andor spinoff called ifthen

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

*peeks around* “Still a shitshow out there? I see.” *goes back into hiding

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Would pay any amount of money to see the Pope take off his hat, say “it’s Popeing time” and start throwing hands with Trump.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Holy shit, this is where the app went. Hi.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

“Tiger Woods DUI 2026” only on PlayStation .

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The rule on St. Patrick’s Day is if you’re not Irish, you have to drink as many beers as the times you’ve claimed you’re Irish.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The best part of a joke, in my opinion, is the "but did you get it?" part.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

"I'm a little bit angry today." So, you're ...? "Yes. I am Ire-ish."

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Fuck yeah. Bananas.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I miss the simpler times when “what 40 oz malt liquor can I afford and not choke to death drinking” was my major concern.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

ask not for whom the chala mets, it mets for timo thee

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Beware the St. Ides of March.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

“Mines, mines everywhere there’s mines…” - Signs “Hormuz Remix”

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Bag of mini eggs and a vitamin tablet, breakfast of champions.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Markwayne Mullin sounds like a made-up serial killer name in a bad crime show.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

“Forever 21” but it’s my defense mechanism when any pop culture reference makes me feel ancient.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Frost heaves are NOT a description of Robert Frost on a bender and I’m disappointed.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

My OnlyFans is just grainy footage of me cataloguing my collection of toenail clippings in order of size and age.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Thrown out of Build-a-Bear again for, "playing God and"...hold on, let me read the report, "manufacturing abominations."

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

What if Sex and the City was Terry Bradshaw instead of Carrie Bradshaw

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The state of the union? Fucked. There, now you don’t have to watch the damned thing.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Whenever someone blocks me, I block them back harder and I think it’s funny that they don’t even realize I’m winning.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

SSRIs are currently the pack mules of our society

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

aioli is the sound of pain the garlic makes when you crush their little souls into pulp

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I named my puppy Kurt Cobain. He knows sit, shake, roll over, and come as you are

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

hot theys in your area are sleepy and sore

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Only 2 beers always from the “bartender is totally into me” level of intoxication.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Take heart, Friday the 13th only occurs three times in 2026!

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

A Friday the 13th right before Valentine’s Day is so on brand for 2026.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

10:30 and not one shitty thing has happened in my personal orbit.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Still waiting for Microsoft Teams notifications to be classified as domestic terrorism.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

we have arrived at my favorite time of day It’s called fuck this shit o’clock

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

TGIF said everyone. Their livers, however, felt quite different…

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

“Same, Internet. Same.” - me when my computer tells me that my Internet is Unstable

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Can’t. Trying to find the balance of facial hair that’s cool yet not psychotic energy

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

"Hot girl summer" used to mean tossing a virgin into a volcano as a sacrifice to appease the gods. We've fallen so far as a society

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I just had a 2nd energy drink. My heart has started beating at the exact tempo of a 2004 drum and bass set.I can now hear the color purple and I’ve successfully replied to every email I’ll receive for the next three years

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

When this era ends, Kristi Noem will be huddled under a bridge somewhere demanding payment in Botox for letting travelers pass.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Remember the good old days when black ice was the scariest ice you had to worry about?

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I know you all secretly love my posts. Silence is just another form of admiration.

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

my ignorance is a choice whats your excuse

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Executives are just well-dressed and overpaid psychopaths who somehow became an accepted part of our society.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Despite all my rage…nah it’s still mostly a rage thing.

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