Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 16hWhenever I see these articles that are like "I'm a professor" and then it's some institutional drivel about giving Right Wing personalities or ideas or capitalist tools room or space or support I like to play a little game of "okay, is this a president, provost, dean, or chair" before the bio. 1533
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 16hJust having a quiet laugh to myself that the guy who wrote the "I'm a professor and writing doesn't matter" bullshit op-ed at the Times then had to immediately respond to his own article with more writing addressing the things he didn't get to include in the article. It's the little joys, really. 68411
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 23hfor my next trick i will sit outside in the pre-dawn chill and ponder the futility of it all 35111
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1525360808
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They are acting like the Cornell 7 happened in a vacuum when we just went through the Hockey Canada 5 and the players have all been rehired, and play for both American and Canadian teams. There are no consequences for these kinds of men and the faux outrage is exhausting. 512107469
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Emily Crockett @emilycrockett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey @politico.com can you explain why @thirdway.bsky.social is the source for what the Democrats' SCOTUS platform will be, when they don't even have the word "Democrat" in their name and routinely diss the party? I'll wait. 35617107
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sure, you're melancholic. But are you 'listening to Eponine's solo from the Les Mis soundtrack on a misty morning' melancholic? 040
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People who haven't seen Fleabag, what're you even doing with your life? 128824
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026'AI is gonna replace us' I'd love to see AI show up to a date carrying 50lbs of art supplies and proceed to compare herself to a *checks notes* Megalodon for some reason 2124
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't want a funeral but I do want a book written, compiled entirely of things a bartender overheard me say in public during my lifetime 1101
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves! 59694128
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look, I know there's already a lot going on but if Unico thinks I haven't noticed how many weak spongey olives there are in a jar now...I long for the days of confident, tumescent Kalamatas. The olives of yore 050
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Writing (fanfic about Xena and Dr. Quinn shacking up with Dana Scully) 3151
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A prank by Zach Morris goes awry 0114
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hello 911? Yeah I'm thinking about him and Wuthering Heights quotes at the same time. Yes, I'll hold. 2103
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2024Sorry about last night. I was drunk with possibilities 19841
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My face every time I see someone call Taylor Swift a feminist Democrat ally: 083
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Another BIG update in my lawsuit against Todd Blanche: he has now responded to each allegation in the Complaint & it’s obvious I've gotten under his skin! Blanche’s Answer is petty, attacking me for just doing my job. Why this filing moves the case closer to conclusion: youtu.be/dDsuoxktxT4?...youtu.beAG Blanche PANICS In NEW Filing As MY Lawsuit CLOSES IN On EPSTEIN FILES!!YouTube video by Katie Phang 494127063758
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In an ongoing effort to be the most insufferable creature you've ever encountered, I'm writing poetry now. 4264
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We know Russia is an invader criminal state, there is no debating that it is committing atrocity one after another, we also know Israel is doing the same. The main difference for us in the west is, that unlike with Russia, it is that Israel is committing its crimes with our collective consent. 1026671
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Looks like a nor’easter’s heading our way, Margaret. Best fetch in more wood and charge up the sex toys 2224577
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Like many of you, I never really learned how to accept a compliment. So I politely leave it on the counter until there are fruit flies then toss it out on the compost pile under cover of darkness 1323969
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if you want a thriving arts scene, the single most important criteria is that broke ass artists MUST be able to afford to live there and rent studio space. if you don’t have that, your arts scene is dying, man 121664
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sometimes, as a treat I like to imagine Walter Cronkite reporting on Pete Hegseth's plan to investigate the US military's spontaneous morning erections. 170
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There's a chill in the air, a pinot noir in my glass and a homemade pizza on my plate. As long as I don't check the news it's going to be a beautiful evening 2285
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Center for Biological Diversity @biologicaldiversity.org · 18/09/2026Another cruise ship has docked in Alaska with a dead endangered fin whale on its bow. 💔 Ships can kill these swimming giants in an instant as they hurtle through their habitat, and these collisions are one of the most frequent causes of premature death for several highly endangered marine mammals. 27339209
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Salary of executive assistant Natalie Harp: $150,000 a year. Average salary of a sailor on the USS Lincoln: ~ $50,000 a year. 1312043737
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How are passport bros not ashamed to show their faces in public? Bro, we all know what you did 010
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed 712811285
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If he could time travel then he can order a pizza last night and eat leftovers today. Gary put a fork in the microwave and held on tight. 18133
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Nick Pinto @nickpinto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A reminder that a year before stadium-owning billionaires kicked Macklemore off a tour over his advocacy for Palestinian rights, public officials in NYC shut down a Kehlani SummerStage concert for the same reason. hellgatenyc.com/randy-mastro...hellgatenyc.comHow Randy Mastro Killed the Kehlani SummerStage Concert—And a Whole Lot MoreWith Mayor Adams thinking about his next act, the former first deputy mayor to Rudy Giuliani is now "guiding every conceivable aspect of this administration." 16930
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Dear long haired bearded dude on the bus. It's not that you weren't hot, I just caught a glimpse of the fucking RUNES tattooed on your knuckles and made some time saving assumptions 1213
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Use my big girl words? Well a picture is worth 1000 of those. Arguably 2000 if it's a foot pic 0114
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Pete Marchetto @petemarchetto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026'Donald Trump drinks Diet Coke. You drink Diet Coke. So does that mean you want to invade Greenland?' What is wrong with our professional political pundits these days? Very lame from Frost. 083
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026adopt don’t shop 527953
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s probably time for bed but the Irish cream didn't counteract the caffeine, so Gary sat alone waiting for a decade-old game to download. 1223
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Once the journal entry has reached 19 pages and contains a significant number of footnotes it's time to shut the book and pack a bowl 0141
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I was born with a silver tongue in my mouth 031
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You wouldn't believe how much shakin ass is involved in my weekend house cleaning 2111
Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This Halloween I'm going as Hasan Piker's bulge 070
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dr Manhattan: " i am tired of the earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of thei-" Me: "yeah but lesbian pigeons tho" Dr Manhattan: "wait, seriously?" Me: *shows phone* 311220
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It amazes me.... 721118822456
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 15429171673
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Politico cartoon 11374881858
Reposted by Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/09/2026damn, Natalie's bag just keep getting bigger and bigger #TravelWithNatalie (Reuters) 2315107911944