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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 5h

I’ll hold all the red flags, like a colorguard in the marching band of levity.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23h

A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m full of pee and vinegar if I decide to eat the salad first.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Punctuation is important. Woo, me- was written as -woo me- and now instead of self celebration, I’ve got suitors.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yoga. Where my butt is in the air, and all I get is dizzy.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Countdown to my birthday includes telling the kids I’d like a pool hottub thing- for next summer of course.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As the sun rises, a certain sort of brilliance.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m when amsr was annoying noise that your Mum yelled “stop that right now!” years old.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Phobic autocorrects to phallic and now my therapist believes I’ve got some other issue entirely.

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Steven W Skinner @skinnersteven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thanks to advances in Disco science, Saturday Night Fever has nearly been eradicated

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Ghost @ghst.tools · 03/10/2026

not sure I've ever related to a message more than this one

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i know hot honey has been the big business for a while but I feel like ya'll are sleeping on Chilli Jam

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is the stripper pole supposed to be phallic or is it a load-bearing structure?

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That I needed to put the a/c back on is a testament to the humidity or a hot flash disco inferno.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, the hair needs to be higher.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m like if the Big Bang Theory had old broads.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So windy that when the house falls on me, save the shoes.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite ice cream.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Something wicked this way comes…(not me though).

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Of all things I can't possibly understand, you're probably my favorite

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Old man and the sea? Naw, how about my hair and the wind?

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pick up line of the day- “Roll up, we’ll play twister and bake” 😂😂😂😂I can not even.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yearn autocorrects to yeast and now we’re making bread.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Don’t mind the screaming, there was just a cricket on the loose in my bathroom.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Throwing it back to 1984. Resting bitch face aside. 🤭

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i’m at the “has to remove my glasses to really hear something” stage of life

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s when pen and paper tango, I breathe.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Never mind cow bell, there needs to be more disco ball.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When popping in autocorrects to pooping in, it gets awkward pretty quickly.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Then when Venus plays coy with the moon.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My pillow fort has turned into back support mechanisms. I’m unstoppable!

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am not, for one, ready for anything to rumble.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Once upon a spotted stormy rainstorm.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A haunted house but it’s just me up roaming at 4 am, rattling a spoon against a cereal bowl.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Listen, my body wash states I smell like cashmere. Weirdly intoxicating.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Naked and afraid autocorrects to naked and filleted, and now I want to host a crime podcast.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My meal is not quite complete without a dill pickle spear. I shall eat yours as well, you know if you don’t want it and stuff.

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Enamored autocorrected to enable, and my eye is twitching.

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