Reposted by FameGacechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026There are seven remotes on the coffee table at your parent's home. Which one do you use for the VCR, which one do bludgeon yourself with, which one do you consume whole? 510033 0
Reposted by FameGace† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Anything can be mysterious if you just don't know things 220981 0
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026From the time I was a child I knew Pepe le Pew was a problematic male 1225549 0
Reposted by FameGaceMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tearing a phone book in half, but one page at a time. 813549 0
FameGace @famegace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s criminal how much you make me snort laugh out loud. You’re the best! 110 0
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wanna feel old? March was three years ago 514637 0
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Have you tried throwing a stress ball at someone’s face 1111430 0
FameGace @famegace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If it was easy, I wouldn’t have given a fuck about the victory. 010 0
Reposted by FameGaceRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was reminded today that there are stupid questions, and so many of them. 1269 0
Reposted by FameGaceandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question" 181202194 0
Reposted by FameGaceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Burger King says “have it your way” while remaining a monarchy. Interesting 732186 0
Reposted by FameGaceDak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway. 346035474 0
Reposted by FameGaceDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026shoot for the stars, bc even if you miss, fuck them stars 15921 0
Reposted by FameGaceKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Starting a sentence and hoping that it ends well 11336103 0
Reposted by FameGace🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/09/2026if ai kills us all let me just say it’s been a pleasure meeting all of you but not you darren 32711 0
Reposted by FameGaceThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ratcheting my humor up to a 4 out of 10 in the work text thread. What the hell, it's Friday 3161 0
Reposted by FameGaceJames @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing 1351090 0
Reposted by FameGaceYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026[narrator voice] he was up exceptionally early that morning, as he always was, like some kind of asshole 119744 0
Reposted by FameGaceSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You could see forever in the suffocating blue that morning 1112950 0
Reposted by FameGacemindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026telling my thoughts to go on without me 012655 0
Reposted by FameGaceDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026*high af, staring at a lava lamp* i can’t believe you defeated Pompeii 04521 0
Reposted by FameGaceIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love when someone says “real quick” and then begins a story that requires supporting characters 33912 0
Reposted by FameGace[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Come on big science we’ve eradicated the vapors but the heebie-jeebies still run rampant 712252 0
Reposted by FameGaceThomas Costello @thomascostello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just realized this is my first stadium concert. Wow. 011 0
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Egg salad is chicken salad. Follow me for more culinary facts 6272386 0
Reposted by FameGaceNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what you say fuck me for? 1881179 0
Reposted by FameGaceJimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Reply guy: oh boy they're gonna LOVE this one 053 0
Reposted by FameGaceRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when you don’t laugh at my jokes, this is who you’re not laughing at 1717411 0
Reposted by FameGaceKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Have you dined with us before? ‘Cause you’re giving off a hayseed vibe. 3194 0
Reposted by FameGaceYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i’d love to see the pie chart that breaks down the split between people who wear their swords on their hip vs people who wear their swords on their back 76510 0
Reposted by FameGaceThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Perceivable reality will be your undoing. 0155 0
Reposted by FameGaceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Grown ass man with hiccups 2118638 0
Reposted by FameGacePot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I love how on TV shows when someone knocks on a door the people answer immediately. 1213429 0
Reposted by FameGaceSteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Men would rather run the dishwasher AND get therapy rather than use that little mismatched spoon of unknown origin 1105 0
Reposted by FameGaceKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Though I do not understand sign language, the gorilla's gesture was unmistakeable. 13310 0
Reposted by FameGaceSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know my dancing is fly when I see the look of disgust on young people’s faces 1118952 0
Reposted by FameGaceKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Liking” your own texts during an argument establishes dominance 1017456 0
Reposted by FameGaceamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They're saying it was the longest short week in history 4286 0
Reposted by FameGaceDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Walks into HR meeting about my immaturity with my fingers in my ears 314837 0
Reposted by FameGaceLosferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Crap, I forgot why I came in here. Boss: This is where you work. 3279106 0
Reposted by FameGaceJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I still remember the day my father promoted me to general disappointment. 2420118 0
Reposted by FameGaceSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/04/2025BOSS: Are you high? ME: If I was high could I do this? BOSS: What? You aren't doing anything ME: sorry I'm super high. What was the question? 154572 0
Reposted by FameGaceJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Honesty is the seventh best policy. 114580 0
Reposted by FameGaceCarole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We are pawns of the coffee industry. Well, I am. You could be a cheerful morning person for all I know. 13411 0
Reposted by FameGaceJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bear Tip: before you go camping, please season yourself. Nothing too spicy. 19736 0
Reposted by FameGaceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Any time I meet someone under 5’3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle 1627365 0
Reposted by FameGaceSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes I look in the mirror, tuck my phone in my pocket, and say "I'd reskeet me" 06936 0
Reposted by FameGaceFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm finding out way too much for someone who fucks around so little 4553177 0
Reposted by FameGace✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026how many people have blocked me is none of my business (cause i’ll cry) 10486 0