iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

But have you tried laying awake and catastrophizing about it? 😬

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 13h

Came across ppl here I know irl... gross. Anywho new pfp, who dis

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026

a shitposter-reply guy hybrid known only as the reshitter

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The rumours are true: you all suck.

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 19h

why are you people already using halloween profiles i haven’t even taken down my 9/11 decorations yet

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SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22h

Heard two girls playing on a slide and one starts crying “Waa! You don’t like me!” and the other tries to assure her “I do like you! I do like you! Why don’t you believe me?” The former stops crying and covers her ears and goes “La La La la” while the latter gets more upset Anyway, Bluesky is fun

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A hot priest telling me to kneel would fix me

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SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gunter Gliebenglautengloben never forgave his parents.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what you do on the Internet

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On Tuesdays, we flounce.

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Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The fun thing about dragonfruit is you can hold it in your hand and pretend you’ve just ripped the heart out of an alien

A hand holding a dragonfruit. They are weird-looking fruits.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bootsy Collins does Cameos for $100 and if you ever want to get me a present this would be perfect, ty

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SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t know why my knee has decided to be a dick at 12:30am. Does someone have a needle stuck in a voodoo doll. I’m sorry?

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

okay sickos we are finally watching The Americans

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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026

remarkably quick journey from "do I need WhatsApp so I can communicate safely" to "do I need to take WhatsApp off my phone and factory reset it so I can communicate safely"

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Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat @expatrob462.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know those youtube reaction videos where someone listens to a song that's new to them? Okay, it's like that but with really shitty songs. First up is a classically trained pianist listening to Limp Bizkit's "Nookie."

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jetfuel can't melt steelbeams

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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/09/2026

Name this band (wrong answers only)

Matthew McConaughey, Conan O'Brien, and Woody Harrelson

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SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m used to check my house key is in my running shoe pouch 3 times before I leave. Last month I didn’t and locked myself out. In the rain. Now I check 5 times.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I simply couldn't, so I did not.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

woke up not rich and retired again

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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 28/09/2026

How some of Bluesky besties spend the weekend...

Charles Nelson Reilly on Match Game tv show with a sign that says POT.

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SteveP 🇨🇦 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When you return to a dark home, mockingly saying “Hi, honey. I’m home.” and something replies.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Slept on my body weird last night. Who wants to come over and snap my spine?

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The moon is mooning

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name The Vulva Underground

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Jean Rayburn 🇨🇦 @jeanrayburn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name Supertramp stamp

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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name Julie Lewis and the News

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Dr. Mr Wade ~ Licensed Harbinger ~ @mrwade01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social I put on a playlist to get me through a migraine in the wee hours this morning and this performance was worth removing the damp cloth over my eyes long enough to bookmark it for later. Enjoy. youtu.be/iFnfPWLxVLw