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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 15h

I will share my gps location with bsky admins when they share their gps location with me.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 19h

onlyfans but it’s just me reciting your skeets while eating a sleeve of saltines

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 18h

Apple News on my work laptop, ladies and gentlemen:

Picture of my laptop screen. The large article on the right is titled “Pubic enemy: The controversial history of the bush” and is a picture of just that, barely hidden by a minimal see-through panty. It’s an image that the Bluesky servers censor in their sleep, but Apple is all about the bush I guess.

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Captain John Craic @johnreidy.bsky.social · 18h

Japanese tuna fisherman:

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 18h

Wanna feel old? Just saw an ad for something called a “Blair Witch Heritage Hike” on Facebook. Like that shit happened in the 19th Century or something.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look, why can’t you just be cool and allow the least trustworthy people on the planet to regulate themselves?

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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 30/09/2026

Guy in the group who's hiding his zombie bite.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On the one hand, this seems unnecessarily cruel and therefore totally in keeping with the current regime. On the other hand, TSA agents are like fascism’s mall cops so fuck ‘em sideways.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not sure how I feel about the Astros starting their postseason with a guy named Blue Balls on the mound. Hope he’s good at frustrating Chicago’s free swingers.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's a little known fact that once you follow more than 30k people here, it's actually impossible to use alt text on your wierd, ai generated political memes

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good luck to #F1 driver Arvid Lindblad, who doesn’t yet have an actual driver’s license yet but is working on it. Bruv, you’re gonna hate driving in the real world.

In an interview with Test Match Special on 16 July 2026, Lindblad revealed that he did not have his driving licence yet, but is working towards it. He passed his theory test on 14 September 2026.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did a thing I’d been procrastinating over for months. Took me thirty minutes. Will learn absolutely nothing from this.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The frogs and lizards that come into my house are only C-Rank adventurers at best and clearly have no idea that this dungeon is filled with S-Tier monsters. They never last long, and the guild should really do something about it.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What We Do In The Shadows spin-off set in South Boston called Wicked Pissah I’ll take my billion dollars now please Taika and Jemaine.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’ve said it before, but no one calls it a “world war” right from the start. Those appellations come when you’re already well into the thing.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saw this in the wild at Costco a few days ago.

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Things to doink in Denver when you’re dead.

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mippen @mippen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

main character energy

two Siamese coloured kittens in a cardboard perch. the chocolate girl is pushing the blue boy's face away with her white paw

close up of white paws pushing on blue boy's face

chocolate girl leaning forward to the camera while covering blue boy's face with her white paw

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mippen @mippen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when mom takes you to the Sears portrait studio

kittens side by side, sort of Siamese coloured, holding hands. the chocolate girl is ready for her close up. the blue point boy glowers

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“The most ambitious Sentra ever” is a disturbingly accurate description of my life.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@jtabrys.bsky.social looks like you picked a great game to come down and see. Are you here for tomorrow’s finale?

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Computers are so smart now. Every time I type “today” autocorrect changes it to “tiday” but if I highlight the word to correct it manually it’ll suggest “yoday” and at no point will “today” ever be suggested as an option.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not having to walk a dog on a day it’s pissing rain 👍 Coming home to a house in which three cats have all taken large dumps in your absence 👎

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If the women at this Northern Virginia winery are any indication, denim is *in* this fall.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This movie inspired the creation of the Golden Raspberry Awards, which means that the Razzies were founded on a network of lies, falsehoods, and slanders. Teach the controversy. Xanadu freaking RULES.

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Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I can't believe Donald Trump painted his face for this game. UT vs TN.

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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

caturday snuggles

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“We saw you from across the Adriatic and really dig your vibe.”

Post showing people in Croatian football shirts over the headline “Alexandria Eyes a Friendship City in Croatia”

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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...

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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.

You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Somehow this mf’er is going to end up on another podium. He’s inevitable like Thanos. #AzerbaijanGP

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s well known that there’s a lot of crossover between the Ren Faire and Furry communities.

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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lol found an old picture of leela

Small gray cat with a pink nose and white muzzle grabbing a fuzzy worm on a string from around the edge of a door. She's fully sideways and her mouth is open and about to take a chomp on the toy.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“American Pie Nine Movie Bundle” are five words God never meant to appear together.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅

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dreamingdejavu.bsky.social @dreamingdejavu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So when do we get awarded the 2014 league cup? #SAFC #MCFC

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sung to the tune of The Smith’s “Girlfriend in a Coma” “SMU Death Penalty”’

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Ezra Brooks @ezbrooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"The Second Bakery Attack" in addition to being a fantastic short story in its own right, also contains my favorite passage in all of literature.

We got into my old Corolla and started drifting around the streets of Tokyo at 2:30 a.m., looking for a bakery. There we were, me clutching the steering wheel, she in the navigator's seat, the two of us scanning the street like hungry eagles in search of prey. Stretched out on the backseat, long and stiff as a dead fish, was a Remington automatic shotgun. Its shells rustled dryly in the pocket of my wife's windbreaker. We had two black ski masks in the glove compartment. Why my wife owned a shotgun, I had no idea. Or ski masks. Neither of us had ever skied. But she didn't explain and I didn't ask. Married life is weird, I felt.

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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@fucklandlords.com I totally forgot I could have watched qualifying this morning. Sounds like it was pretty wild.

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this is shot like she ODed on Doo Dads

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Look at how happy the dog looks

Bumper sticker that reads “keep honking my dog is driving” and the dog is grinning as its ears flap in the wind [is the dog speeding??]

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