Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 3hNow I reckon I ain't ever seen one of them critters with breaks on it, but if it isn't the fastest rock this side of the Prime Meridian. We done tricked it to think and gave it speed 075
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We have a good thing going right now. Quartz is placed simultaneously to adrenaline being distributed. It leads to a fast paced, yet slow way to spend time. Everything and nothing is happening at once. The only exception is bees, they're outside of the tunnel 185
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The copper is beggining to oxidize and all of my little fellas will be no use to me anymore. There's a way to prevent this tragedy but it requires many an angry insect. It's hard to keep them in their place, especially when scissors keep going for their hive 0117
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Somehow I need to get this ink out of me but it's all clogged up. I'm becoming inkschemic and soon my cells will lose all atp, then in half an hour necrosis will occur. It's all but certain unless I tell this dadgum story 1169
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I keep chipping away at the essence of surround sound and all these flashing terms and values are out of wack. There's absolutely no way to make sense of the gamma interferons and interleukins at the same time 0107
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gotta get my quadrant active before the moths take the ambition away. Whole blocks be lost to sloth these days. We got lifters so weak they can't even hold a conversation 186
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nothing even remotely compared to the synthetic beauty of the battle between two analogue deities. I keep trying to find compositions that match the magic I'm hearing, but the moog trumps all 096
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Each time I try to come up with my own system it just resembles the one previously proposed. There is no way to get around this issue besides bare knuckles honesty, but we know that isn't viable 096
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A raccoon ruler emerges form the fray and we have to respect the territory, for we don't know it. It will allow us to enjoy some applications. Even though I'm not a betting man, gonna fold 1107
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The night's efforts were fill of foliage and iron. It really was just this one compound messing it up for everyone. We tried to pull through but even the squirrels weren't enough 076
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Old bags resurface from the bottom of the tower when a dead horse it brought around back. It causes intense pain in the abdomen and some prefrontal cortex on the side. Skeletons cost too much these days 085
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Too swept up with the shape of a personality to notice the unfolding of my own proteins. Too much rebreathing made my pH drop through this whole cascade and I gotta hyperventilate now. Also potassium pumps, it's a whole thing 0127
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Note taking is my bane. It causes me physical pain and I will do anything to get away from it. Unless I'm taking notes on that pain, that's a different story 054
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No matter when I go to bed, I always wake up at the same time. Some believe it's because of the unresolved issues that dwell in my attic. Others believe it's a lung issue, to be fixed by clean air and certain frequencies. Both could be true, or both false. Regardless, I'll be up at four 0157
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My identity is intertwined with the Frontline and with the helping hands. My role isn't in the middle, I've never been one to dish it out too efficiently. That's okay, I have a submarine man to take care of that for me 076
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We were gonna go into a series of trial and baking, learning about what it can do for those who practice, but the we thought it best it we confront the main issue at hand. Stage fright 065
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The informality is absolutely critical to negotions of truth. It comes off as real, not as a caricature of politeness. Superlatives lose meaning in the face of absolutes. 077
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The creeping lives up to its name and grows ever closer, always on the boundary of shadow and mystery. Our wayfinders struggle to stay in the good graces of the sun, but they're doing their best 096
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Effects of prolonged upchuck exposure have not been studied too thoroughly, but me and my assisnt aim to change that. In a meer matter of weeks, all conceivable manner of measurement will be performed on the subject. Time to boogie 064
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All it takes is a little location to change the whole team dynamic. We did cross a few hundred rivers and railroad tracks but that's besides the point. We're here now in the East and demolishing all those come close. Except for the guy with no mouth. He's good 073
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My nose is not impressed by your meager attempt at deception. Right angles won't work on me. A few things might, but those have not been identified yet. As of now, it's a 100% guarantee 064
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Meaningless are the hours I spend deciding. It leads to so much nothing and I gotta just take choice by the scruff of its neck and tell it to make an omelette. Not for me, but my dog, Orcules. He's particularly about his breakfast nutrients 0135
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This owl can't read correctly and as a result we have one of the coolest, most technically advanced sequences of animation of the 21st century. Thank goodness there's not actually a monster 197
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I was given the go-ahead by With An H and it was a blast. Slipping and sliding and bugging all about. Squares reverberated through the water and we floated 054
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This guy's nose is picturesque it an old cartoon character. Red and bulbous, it carries the memories of laughs and smiles from a million families. He has no idea the value of his schnoz 054
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I finally understand the jubilation. The bubble is the key. It submits to my will and helps my companions. It also blinds the enemy from their own source of vitality. I think I may just be a supporting man 066
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Received an ancient text from a court wizard today. It's 233 hours long. I need to device a drone that can handle the output, but also remain true to the story. The accents aren't right and the voice is too deep 0137
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Postulates form at the precipice of ruin. The collector is coming upon us and there's no strategy, no order to this cacophony. A man towers above all as he shields the other. Shields him right in the face 085
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Exposition on eggs is not what the world needs, but it's welcomed in the lives of the whims. There's so much going on that we need to slow down and really consider what an egg is, and how that relates to the grand scheme of things 096
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A loop can be dangerous if not handled correctly. It needs to be snipped before it propagates into more dangerous territory. Can't be moving it with fruit 0157
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It has taken over 50 attempts o defeat this crotchety old wizard and his imps. He must have a great workout routines cause his spells have muscles, it's ridiculous. I've never seen a fireball with bicep veins before 0147
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This dadgum guy cannot be trusted. We give him the benefit of the doubt, let him in my room again, and he goes and pees on my half crescent Christmas pillow. Shame on the man 053
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My old costume has been used once again, this time for the role of nothing. It does a great job, except you can still see its shadow 0136
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Turns out the inspiration isn't just that, it's real life. So real that I mistook it for fiction and didn't heed the warnings of the innkeepers. Now I'm knee deep in apologies and fire from a self caster 0117
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Got some stuff jumbling around that doesn't need to be. It's gotta be sliding, smooth as can be. I don't want none of that cling clang biz, thump thump at the maximum 0118
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In the end, a list means nothing. It cares not if I cross off its items. The ownership is mine anyway. They are arbitrary and used to advance the ego of major port cities 0158
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This whole endeavor I've just been pulling bull crap out of a bag and running with it. I need to run out, it'll be good for me, but the stuff keeps getting renewed. I need a set of items to utilize, otherwise it's bad writing 096
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The trajectory of this project had made such an unpredictable change in vector we have no calculations for the outcome. It does look hopeful, some of the lads are keen on an explosive finish, but there's no guarantee it won't be spectacular 196
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This guy has comics for knees and he thought we wouldn't notice? The were showing signs of onomatopoeia from down the hall, it was a dead giveaway 197
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Roy is coming to greet me soon, it's going to be beautiful. That time of year is one for hills and holes in said hills, for books and pens and all things old. The writing action will be marvelous 095
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The itch has returned and I much can't help but uproot all of the circuits and get a new work environment for these golems. They have so much potentisl and I'd hate to see it squandered by my poor designs 01512
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026One more passage of time until a cave diver makes the trek to the figures of melted bees. The perception is unique enough to cause a ruckus among the dashcam community 043
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The correct tool arrived after my lines were already drawn. Too thick and outgoing. I was hoping for a more shy or timid frame but it'll do. It actually got approved by an anonymous source so it's all good 0105
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Got hit by the slumber truck final destination style. Time for some Chinese ear medicine and perchance a verse or two 01610
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Dust is ever-present in the land of tire swings and dirt yards. Everything is brown in order to cover it up but it seems dusty anyway. My feet have never been more dirty 0177
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Almost brought to the end by an agent of an old friend. Sparks adjacent and opposite, we'll see how the pineapple plays out 0106
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026All of our ducks were the farthest from a row possible. Dadgum Faruk kept getting it of line, very unreliable. We had to be saved by the rocket ship in the end, but even that crashed 0169
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The view has a few reptiles in it, but that's what we're meant to see. Behind the scenes is a conglomerate of riptides and beach resorts waiting to prey on the newcomers. The temperature of the water runs cold this time of year 0148
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bugs flitter about, changing vector on a dime. I can't catch them, I think I'm pressing you wrong buttons because my limbs never move the right direction. It's definitely not a me issue 074
Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A new being has been added to the Compendium of Lifetimes. Its head can only move in one axis but that's all it would use regardless. Some mayonnaise too, but that's less important 0137
