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Kristin Myrtle

@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
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(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes) she/her 5 ft 9 brown eyes and a sundress 🪷🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 crochet artist 🧶 find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle

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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 10h
here's to all the strange and lovely things that haven't happened yet…✨ ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 15h
Post a meme made by you
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h
Post a meme made by you
2 panels from The Office. Pam, Ryan and Michael are in an elevator. Top panel says:

Right, right, there is no way in hell that I am going to scream freebird!!

Bottom panel has Michael doubled over in pain and saying:

Oh I'm really worried that im going to say it.
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 10h
a really good roux has tears melted into the butter
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 11h
the longing needs the leaving
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 11h
the moon doesn't pick sides
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 12h
Face down, ass up. (Wholesomely)
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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 14h
It seems that at some point most of us stopped living and started surviving.
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 11h
Pure of heart, concerning of vibe
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 12h
fartled (when a fart scares you)
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11h
hey sorry I haven't been around much, been catching feelings for a guy who wouldn't care if I lived or died haha
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 11h
after all this back and forth a fifth won't do
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Disillusioned daydreaming.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 19h
A family can be three pieces of toast
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 16h
a broken heart is an atlas
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 16h
i love you more than poetry
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 16h
no cap is short for no capitulation
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 22h
Face down on the boulevard of broken dreams.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17h
All good things are a little out of tune
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 18h
just another day
Mossy grass in early evening shadow. It is surrounded by hedgerow which meets in tall trees on the horizon. The sky is light blue with wisps of clouds. The setting sun has left behind traces of red and pink.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19h
going as slutty dissociation for halloween this year
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h
opening your heart to someone? ew gross
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 18h
we are what we pretend to be
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 18h
I am ripe on the branch
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 20h
This cat was waiting for me today 🥹😍
A cute orange cat is loafed up on a front step. There is a pair of sandals and a watermelon mat. She is flanked by 2 bushes. She looks cute and content awwwww
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 22h
Me today
Black/white line drawing of forg on bed and text underneath it reads “I want to do nothing”
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 21h
i thought love was a game of chance
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23h
Thoughts are stupid. That is all.
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Tony 🎃 @elgecko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sleep is for the week 🦇
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not being thick is the new thicc…
NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lets go make it real
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the only thing I can think of where I'd maybe use AI would be to scour the scripts of all Fantasy Island episodes to see if the line "say hello to my little friend" was used so I could use that information to write a mid skeet
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honey b, the heavy legged ✨ @hunieb.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
I love planning fun things to do with people I love
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
do you remember back in the day you could just text your tweets? that was cool i miss that
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i want a plain ass beta version of every app
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i know which one i am
coreenahhhh on ig
coreena lewis http://stampfans.com/creator

WHAT DOG aRe YOU TODAY?
NEVERENDING
HUNGER
NEEDING A LIL TREAT
GIVE ME ATTENTION
ADVENTURE
READY
FEELING THYSELF
TOTALLY ZEN
BUSY DOING NOTHING
ABSOLUTE ROYALTY
SO BUSY
NOT READY TOR FALL
COZY MODE
MORE COFFEE PLS
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we can believe that we are butter
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Empires are bullshit.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two things I can't handle in a conversation are subtlety and directness.
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 04/10/2026
Straight up chugging apple cider from the gallon jug to shock my system into fall.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not a youthful mistake. It's a felony.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bonanza Jellybean deserved better
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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Whoever you are, I'm rooting for you.
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i made a wish for you on a dandelion the seeds blew away
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love not googling things
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
have you ever waken up in the middle of the night and thought 'wait, what size is my mattress?!'
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
weirdo culture has been co-opted by normies and it blows
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