Reposted by Kristin MyrtleNyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 10hhere's to all the strange and lovely things that haven't happened yet…✨ ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★ 0348
Reposted by Kristin Myrtleflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 10ha really good roux has tears melted into the butter 1247
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 12hFace down, ass up. (Wholesomely) 1510414
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleAnastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 14hIt seems that at some point most of us stopped living and started surviving. 0267
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleFossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 11hPure of heart, concerning of vibe 14315
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 12hfartled (when a fart scares you) 1314539
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11hhey sorry I haven't been around much, been catching feelings for a guy who wouldn't care if I lived or died haha 81372
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 19hA family can be three pieces of toast 55722
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 22hFace down on the boulevard of broken dreams. 48230
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17hAll good things are a little out of tune 2016361
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King 210754
Reposted by Kristin Myrtlesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19hgoing as slutty dissociation for halloween this year 614946
Reposted by Kristin Myrtle🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18hopening your heart to someone? ew gross 23815
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23hThoughts are stupid. That is all. 45819
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleOne Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Not being thick is the new thicc… 14778541307
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the only thing I can think of where I'd maybe use AI would be to scour the scripts of all Fantasy Island episodes to see if the line "say hello to my little friend" was used so I could use that information to write a mid skeet 1207
Reposted by Kristin Myrtlehoney b, the heavy legged ✨ @hunieb.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026I love planning fun things to do with people I love 152
Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026do you remember back in the day you could just text your tweets? that was cool i miss that 010
Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i want a plain ass beta version of every app 020
Reposted by Kristin Myrtlesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i know which one i am 148622
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026we can believe that we are butter 1010949
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Two things I can't handle in a conversation are subtlety and directness. 02310
Reposted by Kristin Myrtlemr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 04/10/2026Straight up chugging apple cider from the gallon jug to shock my system into fall. 02312
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's not a youthful mistake. It's a felony. 04014
Reposted by Kristin Myrtlesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 5388112
Reposted by Kristin MyrtleDire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Whoever you are, I'm rooting for you. 713637
Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i made a wish for you on a dandelion the seeds blew away 0112
Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026have you ever waken up in the middle of the night and thought 'wait, what size is my mattress?!' 141
Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026weirdo culture has been co-opted by normies and it blows 0125