iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 4h

say what you will about those with parkinson’s, i’ve always found them to rather agreeable

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 5h

I’m getting pelted by stupid from all angles

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18h

a lot of heavy stuff in the news right now, take care of yourselves. we weren't made for this much horror.

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 18h

the best thing you see all day, and you can’t even touch it

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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 20h

I am in ✨pain✨

Meme: image of a ghost with radiating back pain and a cat with a wrench and a cigarette saying “BRU. THEY DON'T MAKE THESE PARTS ANYMORE.”

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 21h

Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19h

the universe is expanding and so is my indifference

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20h

Dear me 6 months ago, Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

okay but what if, let’s say, we are seeking friends for the end of the world?

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it’s chapter 11 because you should be doing it every 11 years

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

idk, like maybe they are going to to make sure that they don’t just write their essays with ai 🤷🤦

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hello bots, my old friends.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I couldn’t stop giggling while trying out for an early December holiday show and when the director finally asked me why, I said like we’ll still be around for any of this

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Why do you know that?” I don’t know why I know anything, Sharon

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

anarchy in the streets, peace in the sheets

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the only person you should be judging is yourself (and people who harm others)

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched

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🧌🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 👻🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Men hate me for this one weird trick* *Biting during blow jobs

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When your family tells the waitress it's your birthday and the whole staff comes out to sing to you

A comic panel of Jar Jar Binks father George Binks with a blaster pressed up against his temple and a tear coming down from his eye

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothin a shower, fresh sweatsuit, and a bottle of cough syrup can’t fix

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The grocery store ain’t ready for me

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Too sick to be funny, it’s up to you.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't let those turncoat Republicans turn their backs on you, Donald! Call out every one of 'em! Your reputation is more important than some silly mid-term election.

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