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Hecubus

@protocrawl.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.9K following 6.5K posts

I hate hate, love punk & jazz & horror & other nice things. ADHD, supportive of neurodiversity and things that make you you. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. 100mg is a low level gummy. God is in your pet. Send SASE for more details

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Block this fucking idiot
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SandyLee🍁 @leeram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The CBC, Canada's public broadcaster, is now playing Israeli tourism ads on CBC Gem. The CBC is encouraging Canadians to visit a country currently conducting a genocide and ethnic cleansing of 2 different countries. The CBC is accepting ad revenue for a genocidal state.
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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wishing a happy birthday to The Ring and Mulholland Drive star Naomi Watts!
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just you wait and see if I procrastinate
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just remembered the time about 20 years ago when my brother's car was broken into. Among other things, they stole his 100 CD wallet filled with classic rock and metal albums. When he got in his car, he found one CD: a copy of Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits. He was PISSED, but he appreciated the joke
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stay ready: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBei...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral
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jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
born to dawdle forced to giddy up
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I never said it out loud, but I did this aaaall the time during covid
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
47 years ago Jake Burns of Stiff Little Fingers played at the second Rock Against Racism in Brockwell Park in London, September 1979.  Photo by Virginia Turbett #punk #punks #punkrock #rar #rockagainstracism #jackburns #stifflittlefingers #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Confirmed. I did the same job for 20 years. Another thing is that the collections department is ALWAYS better staffed than customer service.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kid has one of those insulated lunch bags with room for ice packs. Every day when she brings it home I sing, "Lunch sack, baby lunch sack" and I think that's why she doesn't speak to me anymore
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don't have to wait to get invited to fuck off, take some initiative.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She is too good to be of this Earth
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The eyes are the red flags of the soul.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WTF? 1/2
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please. I just need closure. Why did you park like that?
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would love this
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only lmao
Twitter conversation:

biggieguana
10/14/24

The year is 2026, you voted for Donald Trump:
- gas is 2.87 per gallon
- rent is 1,500 per month
- groceries, insurance & utilities are
40% less
- millions of illegals have been deported
- inflation is less than 2 Show more

sluggtar 4d
Checking in on this for an update

biggieguana
The update is that I have been impersonated. I did not post that comment. I have reported it to X.
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The Pretenders @thepretenders.com · 22/09/2026
40 years of 'Don't Get Me Wrong', released on this day in 1986. -PretendersHQ
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with you
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Rie @gftomatoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At my daughter's house. She calls this "Tell My Plants I Tried"
A plastic skeleton on the ground, surrounded by dead tomato and lavender plants.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Sorry your boyfriend thinks cunnilingus is a type of cloud.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my eyes look really pretty today but i can’t show you since 99% of my followers are spies trying to biohack my retina scanner
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And there are no times when they are not
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there’s so much beauty in the world it’s a shame that so many dickheads constantly try and distract us from that fact
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rice Crispies have angrily entered the chat
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know, it's like a Warriors (movie) cosplay where the citizens are all Cyrus and the law is the Rogues. When are we going to get to the Coney Island part?
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Radio Free America @radiofreeflorida.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I tire so of hearing people say, Let things take their course. Tomorrow is another day. I do not need my freedom when I'm dead. I cannot live on tomorrow's bread.” ~ Langston Hughes #RadioFreeAmerica #politics
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I ain't touching this with a ten foot fleshlight. Wait did I just come up with an idea worth patenting? Me in ten years: "I made my fortune working in the latex industry"
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No lie, I once saw a guy in a BMW at a red light. He was reading the newspaper and EATING A BOWL OF SOUP
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I gave to you my leather but haven’t received your lace please respond
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Dizzy ★ @tindizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah. Gee. We sure don’t see that kind of turnout for separatist events, do we?
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Insurance info? I JUST SAID
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
row row row your boat swiftly out to sea
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Elyse has the purest work
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is my giant wheel of cheese There are many like it, but this one is mine
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“there’s no business like show business” i say, while signing feet pics in the arby’s parking lot
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just the other day whilst driving and listening to the 80s station, I said to my wife, "You know how sometimes in rock songs the singer yells GUITAR! before the guitar solo? Aren't you glad that 80s bands never yelled SAXOPHONE! before the sax solo"
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Calgon take me to funky town
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone can kick a duck in the face as long as they're willing to foot the bill RS
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.
Child’s drawing in red marker of a little kid with curly hair, ridiculously protruding buttocks, from which is expelling a truly impressive amount of atmosphere, accompanied by the sound effect “plurt.”
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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry I made that face at you, I had food stuck in my teeth
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fucking Gail Simone levels being hit over here
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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tongue defying gravity
Benny the male fawn greyhound on a grey bed on hard wood floor with his tongue hanging out.  He turned over with his tongue out and it stayed out!
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nutella ice cream in a bubble bath? Yes, because I am an adult with free will
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Dizzy ★ @tindizzy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BUILT FROM
THE
ASHES.

I died a
hundred times to become this version of me.
So yeah, I protect her.
Becoming her wasn't free.

PROTECT YOUR PEACE
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